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[–][deleted] 1240 points1241 points ago

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Damn Right! Now gather up everybody, lets go get those fucking vigilante lynch mob bastards!

[–]Qwirk 222 points223 points ago

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You have roused my rabble.

[–]thastig 126 points127 points ago

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RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE >:[

[–]DearBurt 48 points49 points ago

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Hey, I didn't get a "Harumph" out of that guy.

[–]daychilde 24 points25 points ago

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You give the Governor a Harumph!

[–]ItsJustMyOpinion 26 points27 points ago

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Harumph! Harumph!

[–]Apollo527 13 points14 points ago

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"You watch your ass."

[–]Indubitableness 4 points5 points ago

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Camp town ladies sing this song, doo da doo da.

Camp town race track five miles long, Oh the doo da day.

[–]Blue_Knight_Rules 5 points6 points ago

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I get no kick from champagne...Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...

[–]CornFedHonky 469 points470 points ago

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Can I still post my own info if I enjoy a good stalking? I don't have a whole lot going on...

[–]hueypriest[S] 210 points211 points ago

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sure

[–]jondiced 88 points89 points ago*

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This guy jondiced is such an asshole! And the thing he hates most are beautiful women and famous professional soccer players, so if you really want to punish this jerk send both of those to his personal address here

But in all seriousness, thanks so much for doing this. These rage-fueled vigilante hunts where Redditors, facing absolutely no consequences because of their own anonymity, ruin innocent people's lives need to end. Internet anonymity is a double-edged sword and requires responsibility, so thanks a lot for helping out.

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

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Sucks you didn't really put your address up in that link. I was gonna send you a polaroid of my ballsack

[–]ytknows 67 points68 points ago

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Sucks you didn't really put your address in your comment, either. I was gonna send you a daguerreotype of Honoré de Balzac.

[–]Ciceros_Assassin 10 points11 points ago

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Sucks you also didn't put your address in your comment. I was going to pay shipping and handling and send you a free Balzac.

[–]TheUbermensch 33 points34 points ago

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Testicles.

[–]the_index 3 points4 points ago

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Dear God... it's like 1993 never ended!

[–]nobody554 3 points4 points ago

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Does that mean I can post his info, too?

[–]Paradox 1898 points1899 points ago

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[–]CaptainLoud 344 points345 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]ani625 274 points275 points ago

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"She turned me into a newt!

.. I got better"

[–]monty_python_quote 146 points147 points ago

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BURN HER ANYWAY!!!

[–]benihana 101 points102 points ago

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Yep, that's what they say in the movie we've all seen.

[–]uselessdegree 6 points7 points ago

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My favorite part of that whole scene is Michael Palin's face, how he tries SO HARD to understand what's going on.

[–]ffualo 19 points20 points ago

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Context for the unenlightened: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

[–][deleted] 159 points160 points ago

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That image is exactly 666 pixels wide...

BURN IT!

[–]Mr_A 97 points98 points ago

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I checked despite myself. Now I don't know whether to be mad at you for lying or silently applaud you for getting upvotes for that comment. The rest of you didn't check, did you?

[–]alienangel2 77 points78 points ago

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Metric pixels!

[–]deadapostle 14 points15 points ago

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If you convert between imperial pixels and metric pixels, you can really get a great deal of detail in an enhancement.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]deadapostle 3 points4 points ago

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My God! You've got a great business idea there for penis-measuring rulers.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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I didn't want to ruin it with reality. =C

[–]masasuka 5 points6 points ago

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BURN IT ANYWAY!!!

[–]AustinMillbarge 70 points71 points ago

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very small rocks.

[–]TyPower 54 points55 points ago*

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In response to the puppy drownings (which upset me greatly), the following ascerbic quote I found on 4chan made me giggle despite myself.

"Little Red Drowning Hood is now a meme".

[–]ShinyCobra 353 points354 points ago

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Hold on, people can call reddit?

[–]flashgasoline 361 points362 points ago

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It's not even worth it. They block your phone number after a couple dozen calls.

[–]FuzzyLogic01 326 points327 points ago

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If you'd say something instead of just breathing heavily, they may not.

[–]Dark_Crystal 27 points28 points ago

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What if he has asthma?

[–]moorio 6 points7 points ago

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Not if you have Reddit Gold!!

[–]CornFedHonky 440 points441 points ago*

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BEEP BLOOP BEEP BEEP BLOOP BEEP BEEP

ring ring

ring ring

"Reddit offices, how may I help you?"

Yes, jedberg please.

"One moment, please."

♪ Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna ru...♪

Click

"Sigh...Jedberg here."

AND MY AXE!!

Click.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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This is a lot funnier than your upvotes reflect.

[–]CornFedHonky 10 points11 points ago

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Why thank you, kind internet karma-bringer. All my posts are an attempt to get Jedberg to grace me with a reply, not for karma.

[–]scoops22 10 points11 points ago

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One time Jedberg replied to one of my posts but it was to correct me because I thought Alexis was a girl. God did that make me feel stupid.

[–]Jestersimon 81 points82 points ago

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That's one of the new Reddit Gold features.

You can call Hueypriest and personally register your upvotes with him.

[–]rjwd40 100 points101 points ago

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"Mmmmyesss. That kitty dangling in mid-air, holding on to a clothesline with one paw. With the inscription reading, 'Hang in There.' Yes, that one. Quite droll, quite droll. Give the good chap an upvote, will you?"

[–]willies_hat 86 points87 points ago

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1-800-UDU-MFUX

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]aeck 98 points99 points ago

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0 118 999 881 999 119 7253

[–]entropikone 69 points70 points ago

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well that's easy enough to remember, 0 118 999 881 999 119 725........3

[–]deadapostle 22 points23 points ago

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In the event of an emergency, I recommend sending an e-mail.

[–]bigsly 25 points26 points ago

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Dear sir/madam,

FIRE!FIRE!

Hilarious. The IT crowd is fantastic.

[–]Lucretius 29 points30 points ago

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Actually, a cubicle neighbor once came to me and said: "Do you mind sending a help-desk ticket into IT for me, you see my computer is on fire." I looked, and sure enough there was some smoke coming out of it. (I'm not sure what was wrong with it, but I imagine the power-supply was involved). So I sent an email to IT with "COMPUTER ON FIRE AND SMOKING!" in the subject line... I have NEVER seen IT reply so quickly before or since... seriously the response time was under 45 seconds.

[–]ButcherBlues 20 points21 points ago

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Shoulda turned it off and on again.

[–]RambleMan 21 points22 points ago

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Its for when you're away from your computer but really want to post something...you can call it in.

[–]endperform 36 points37 points ago

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1-800-UPV-OTED

[–]boss1000 2 points3 points ago

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10-0011-10101

[–]blisstonia 355 points356 points ago

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you had me at "one of you dumb fucks"

[–]ookle 201 points202 points ago

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Oh, you dumb fucks. Always with the dumbfuckery.

[–]timmyfinnegan 179 points180 points ago

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When an admin can call the whole userbase dumb fucks, then you know it's a great piece of internets!

[–]SolInvictus 96 points97 points ago

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No, he's just calling the internet vigilantes dumb fucks. Read the title.

[–]Cacafuego 82 points83 points ago

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It's a little ambiguous, and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy to think it refers to all Redditors.

[–]pururin 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, i'd rather think it refers to "redditers"

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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the sheer number of posts about the puppies should indicate that a large portion of the userbase is being included.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Our small idyllic community of dumbfucks â?¤

[–]kentrel 863 points864 points ago

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I don't know who this hueypriest guy thinks he is, but I've tracked down his reddit account:

http://www.reddit.com/user/hueypriest

Lets get him!

[–]Socialery 400 points401 points ago

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Oh wow, I found his facebook profile:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

This guy should really try and hide his information better.

[–]Ensifearthem 78 points79 points ago

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I did not sleep last night and just got out of bed. I clicked on that link and my first thought was "WAT? I'M HUEYPRIEST?" Then I realized, no... I am not.

[–]Carpeabnocto 28 points29 points ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]rolmos 208 points209 points ago

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That guy is ugly as hell.

[–]jay_may 46 points47 points ago

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Is that creature male or female? I find it quite hard to tell!

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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Not everyone conforms to your society's ideas of gender possibilities! Jeez!

[–]VimmyNothing 9 points10 points ago

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I actually used to live with that guy. He's the biggest douchebag I've ever met.

[–]eightnine 68 points69 points ago

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I'm pretty sure my heartbeat played a paradiddle for a second.

[–]nasty_nate 95 points96 points ago

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My fiance was the last person using Facebook on my compy. I panicked for about 1 second.

[–]antonjah 524 points525 points ago*

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YOU MADE ME LOG INTO THE CHAT, NOW I HAVE TO ANSWER MY EX WHO I WAS ABLE TO IGNORE FOR ABOUT ONE WEEK BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG

[–]notpowercat 173 points174 points ago

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you can set the chat to not logon automatically

[–]NinetiesGuy 138 points139 points ago

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Sometimes the damage is already done before you're able to change it. Some people just sit there waiting, seemingly forever, ever-vigilant for the exact moment that you log in.

[–]mastervoltex 130 points131 points ago

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...and it's Facebook chat so you can just as easily LOL CHAT ISN'T WORKING GOODBYE and no one will call you out on it.

[–]GuerrillaTicTacs 67 points68 points ago

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LOL CHAT ISN'T WORKING GOODBYE

using that later, thanks.

[–]pururin 26 points27 points ago

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hey who is this? oh lol you're his ex? i'm his new girlfriend, he must have left his account logged on.

[–]deadapostle 10 points11 points ago

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No one but an ex.

[–]Krishna987 4 points5 points ago

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That's a very good point man, thanks for that.

[–]olganair 7 points8 points ago

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I somehow find it intrusive whenever people chat me on facebook but not on other media platforms (AIM, YM).

[–]Neato 5 points6 points ago

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Block crazy people.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Or you can set facebook chat up on your im client and just be logged in 24/7, so people don't know if you're actually on or not.

[–]benihana 26 points27 points ago

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If you had been using IE6, this wouldn't have happened.

[–]shub 74 points75 points ago

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ok here's what you do

  1. grow a pair
  2. tell your ex that you're in pain/a terrible person/don't like her very much and can't talk to her for a while
  3. turn off caps lock

[–]little_z 29 points30 points ago

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In that order.

[–]seyfarth 22 points23 points ago*

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Actually, here's what you do for crazies on Facebook Chat.

What a lot of people don't realize is that you have group-level control of your online/offline status. Basically... you can be online to your close friends, but offline to, say, group psychobitchex.

See: http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/8379/30441414.jpg

As you can see from the pic, I do a few things with this.

  • ex's from 6 months or more ago are in the "always offline" group - this group is offline on chat at all times, but has no other limitations.

  • recent ex's are in the 'total hide' group, which cannot see anything of my profile except my basic information. This keeps them from starting drama.

  • core family is in the family group. this group is always offline on chat, unless i choose to turn it on. this group also can only see limited portions of my profile (for example, if I post a status "Fuck you!" I'd rather not my mother see it)

  • extended family is in the funnel group. This group can see my profile, but generally talking to them is awkward, so I turn off chat.

  • girls I'd like to make little girls with are in the primary group. (Sometimes if the conversation isn't going well, this makes it easy to bail.)

  • people I want to talk to sometimes, but sometimes I'd rather not, go into my 'controlgroup'

[–]grumpyoldgit 38 points39 points ago

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What a thoroughly handsome individual.

[–]bh3 14 points15 points ago

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Thank you, you can keep the picture cached if you'd like.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

[–]grumpyoldgit 7 points8 points ago

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I wouldn't fuck you but I'd advise all attractive ladies to fuck the living shit out of the guy in the Facebook profile above.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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My heart definitely skipped a beat and I experienced momentary panic for a split second. Well played.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Ugh, second time today I've fallen for this.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]embretr 41 points42 points ago

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Dude, read up again. This is a call to action against internet vigilantes and justice-mobs. They are absolutely out-of-control, and needs to be dealt with, forcefully and without hestitation. Now excuse med while I go get my pitchfork and torches..

[–]mrbubblesort 46 points47 points ago

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I have a friend that was a victim of an internet witchhunt (albeit rather small). Someone posted a criminal's info online, but accidentally transposed the last two telephone numbers. Well, that incorrect telephone number happened to be my friend's, and she got shit on for about a week because of it. It wasn't too bad, but it was completely undeserved.

Simply put, think of the source where this info is coming from. Why the would you think any supposed criminal's info that's posted is legit?

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago*

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Nobody will see this but I live in Iceland and we had an 'incident' a few years a go that sort of killed of internet vigilantes in this country.

Automobile-enthusiasts were having their annual festival in a town in northern Iceland, it always brings in a lot of people from around the country and is sadly also associated with teenage binge-drinking. During the same weekend, a dog goes missing in the town. Lukas was an one year old Chinese Crested dog dearly loved by his owner family.

A few days later, an e-mail whose original source remains unknown starts circulating between people, it claimed that a few young men had been seen torturing the dog and killing it by stuffing it in a duffle bag and kicking it around. The revelation sent a shockwave of righteous fury around the internets and many people wallowed in emtional pornography that even went so far that candlelight vigils were held in several places around the country. Charges were filed to the police because of the animal abuse. Some genius then believed he had identified one of these disgusting criminals and there was no going back. The rage was now concentrated on one this one guy. He received death threats, he was fired from his job and his face was plastered all over cyberspace, associated with this most heinous crime ever committed.

The poor guy stayed in this hell for a whole month. Then the dog was found alive and unharmed, wandering around outside the town.

Instantly, everybody who participated in the persecutions, all those anonymous internet dwellers, were re-labeled as full-on retards and condemned by the "traditional media".

Since this incident, whenever someone seems to be advocating vigilantism on web forums or blogs it is enough to say "remember Lukas the dog?" and everybody just STFU.

[–]sodoh 7 points8 points ago

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something similar happened in the UK many years ago (pre-internet). The Daily papers got in a tizzy about pedo scares and how these people were allowed back out among the normal people, after doing time.

One of the newspapers released a whole load of names and places where the Pedophiles lived. Most of them got lynched, houses attacked. However one incident the same neighborhood had some innocent guy with a similar name. He was attacked and his house destroyed.

This would be back in the 80's.

[–]gaygirl 6 points7 points ago

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Right, because all of that was ok until the innocent guy got targeted. Pft.

[–]travellersspice 9 points10 points ago

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And don't forget the idiots who spray-painted 'paedo' all over a paediatricians house, because, you know, that must be a middle-class paedophile (yes, this did happen http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/901723.stm)

[–]Hypersapien 7 points8 points ago

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Do you have any links to news reports that we can repost when things like that start happening?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago*

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I don't think the hilarity has been reported in English anywhere but this Google translation of an Icelandic news story delivers the big picture.

The incident is mentioned here (about halfway down this opinion piece).

[–]dubqnp 2 points3 points ago

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This needs to be upvoted more.

[–]MoreTuple 38 points39 points ago

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Rules are all well and good but can backfire dramatically. On this site and others I've seen people share personal information about someone who is feared to be suicidal in an attempt to track that individual down. I've seen many variants of this type of helping situation. This kind of information sharing can certainly go both ways although I'd agree that the louder and more common version (as well as the more dangerous) is the pitchfork wielding mobs.

I sincerely hope that any rules are enforced within the context of the situation and not simply because its a rule.

Enforcing rules simply because they are rules defeats the whole purpose of rules which is to enforce reasonable behavior.

[–]hueypriest[S] 24 points25 points ago

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Good point. I should have been clearer about that in my post, but all the stuff about context didn't fit my rant voice I guess. We do look at everything case by case and consider the context of the situation, including the reddit it is in. What is appropriate in one reddit might not be in another for example.

[–]MoreTuple 5 points6 points ago

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Don't take it as criticism as it was merely a reminder. Those of us intelligent enough to do the right thing will always do so regardless of the rules. Others perhaps need the threatening sound to keep them in check :)

[–]fragaria 214 points215 points ago

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I have not watched the video so I don't know if there is anything else going on beyond the girl drowning the puppies, but as far as I understand the video comes from Eastern Europe, and I'd like you to realize that this is the way people deal with unwanted puppies / kittens there all the time, especially in countryside. It's not considered to be something unusual, and although people usually do not enjoy doing it, they realize this is something that has to be done because there are so many stray animals around already. You have to realize that the very same scene is happening at this very moment, so why would you single out this particular girl? Yes, all this is really sad but if you want to somehow fix it, at least go there in person and see the situation there by yourself.

[–]unreasonablereason 156 points157 points ago*

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The Early Purges

I was six when I first saw kittens drown.
Don Taggart pitched them, 'the scraggy wee shits',
Into a bucket; a frail metal sound,

Soft paws scraping like mad. But their tiny din
Was soon soused. They were slung on the snout
Of the pump and the water pumped in.

'Sure isn't it better for them now?' Dan said.
Like wet gloves they bobbed and shone till he sluiced
Them out on the dunghill, glossy and dead.

Suddenly frightened, for days I sadly hung
Round the yard, watching the three sogged remains
Turn mealy and crisp as old summer dung

Until I forgot them. But the fear came back
When Dan trapped big rats, snared rabbits, shot crows
Or, with a sickening tug, pulled old hens' necks.

Still, living displaces false sentiments
And now, when shrill pups are prodded to drown,
I just shrug, 'Bloody pups'. It makes sense:

'Prevention of cruelty' talk cuts ice in town
Where they consider death unnatural
But on well-run farms pests have to be kept down.

--Seamus Heaney

[–]the_infidel 18 points19 points ago

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Eep, Baader-Meinhoff effect. I recently read his careful translation of Beowulf, where he strived to keep the alliterations and kennings as true to form as possible, and now I run across this fabulous but saddening poem. Thanks for sharing; I need to look into his other works more.

[–]StrayCloud 8 points9 points ago

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He's good, this Mr. Heany. Thanks for expanding my mind, unreasonablereason.

[–]barlister 5 points6 points ago

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That man is a fantastic poet. Nearly everything he wrote is great.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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This is the way we deal with it in the US too. But instead of a river, we send them to a shelter for injections. Same result, more expensive our way though.

[–]picnicnapkin 18 points19 points ago

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This is definitely not a new phenomenon. My father lived in rural Holland when he was young, and used to get paid a few bucks by the neighbours to drown a bag of kittens that they didn't want. I don't know how he did it, but that's what they did.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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It's horrible. They usually tie the kittens in a bag and put rocks in the bottom. Then they put the bag in a bucket of water. I live in Eastern Europe and this still happens, but it is totally not common as you would be jailed if the police found out and the media would go apeshit on you, not to mention the animal rights people.

[–]pacala 17 points18 points ago

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Absolutely terrible. They should be left to die of starvation as Mother Nature intended. Give the 6 puppies food for 2 and let the strongest survive.

[–]metalhaze 21 points22 points ago

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The problem isn't the action of doing it.

It's the glorifying of the action on YouTube for all the world to see.

If they were so concerned with taking care of business and controlling the dog population, they would just do it and not make a fucking video out of it and post it to the internet to get a reaction.

THAT is the problem with this whole situation.

I am not ignorant enough to think that dogs in this world aren't slayed or put down on a daily basis. But glorifying this act takes it to a whole new level. And it's completely wrong.

[–]MOARpylons 24 points25 points ago*

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I have watched the video, and I think the issue most people take with it isn't necessarily the drowning, but the enjoyment/enthusiasm the girl seems to display while hurling the puppies into the river. I'm not convinced that can be attributed to cultural differences.

edit: I don't know how that extra "the is" worked its way in there.

[–]fragaria 9 points10 points ago

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This certainly would be disturbing. However, if there could be a mitigating factor, teens are not exactly known for their emotional maturity / graceful handling of difficult situations

[–]Whisper 585 points586 points ago

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ITT: Hueypriest tries to change human nature with several paragraphs of text.

[–]hueypriest[S] 858 points859 points ago

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hey, and some bold. I'm not that naive.

[–]theimben 104 points105 points ago

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You forgot the bullet points.

[–]Carambar 190 points191 points ago

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  • God I love bullet points

[–]Inappropriate_Remark 154 points155 points ago

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REAL Christians use hollow points.

[–]dasponge 85 points86 points ago

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I'm pretty sure they use hallow points.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

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More like shallow points.

[–]deadapostle 36 points37 points ago

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My girlfriend earned some swallow points.

[–]Spaceomega 21 points22 points ago

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Can you give me a list of reasons why you love bullet points?

[–]jofo 17 points18 points ago

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He would but there's no way to clearly display them.

[–]AtheismFTW 14 points15 points ago

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That'd be awesome if there was a ballistics manual on identifying bullet holes, using bullet points as representations for bullet points.

[–]lateral_us 12 points13 points ago

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I like your enthusiasm, but I don't quite think that would be considered awesome. At least, not by most people. Willem Defoe would probably like it though. He'd probably dance around with the book listening to opera music.

[–]WurzelGummidge 12 points13 points ago

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ballet points?

[–]bgog 11 points12 points ago

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The bold is what really got me... But honestly good call on not posting peoples contact info.

Well except for spammers... Like having hundred of internet users sending snail-mail to a spammers new $1M house. That shit is just funny.

[–]yiyus 16 points17 points ago

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I don't consider spammers people.

[–]insomniasexx 16 points17 points ago

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You should throw some relevant NSFW pics in there...I might have made it through the whole thing.

[–]violentacrez 47 points48 points ago

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He should let me write it next time.

[–]Buckwheat469 15 points16 points ago

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Then it would be about the flowery drapes behind the naked girl.

[–]violentacrez 24 points25 points ago

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That's kinda scary how well you know my headline style.

[–]Buckwheat469 25 points26 points ago

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What's more scary is you're my only reddit friend.

[–]orbat 6 points7 points ago

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I'm my only reddit friend...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Do we have permission to report the posting of such details in future?

[–]Orborde 5 points6 points ago

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I expect that this is precisely what the "report" link under each post is for.

[–][deleted] 135 points136 points ago

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...wow.

A sensible plea to people, then the willingness to be able to laugh and act human too. I don't know why it shocks me that the people running a website can be awesome; maybe it's just because I don't know any other site that demonstrates it so consistently.

<3 You guys are an inspiration for customer service and using programming to improve people's lives.

[–]leavemudkipalone 202 points203 points ago*

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SOMEONE GET THE JAWS OF LIFE BEFORE HIS LIPS FALL OFF

[–]littleroom 35 points36 points ago

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whos the jews of life?

[–]HighPreacher 89 points90 points ago

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Jesus

[–]Jumpee 14 points15 points ago

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So then... his lips are going to fall off because...

He is a zombie.

I understand now.

[–]ipeev 57 points58 points ago

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ITT means In this thread

[–]iLEZ 41 points42 points ago

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TI finally L

[–]exscape 13 points14 points ago

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You should learn about urban dictionary.

[–]funwithphobias 15 points16 points ago

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no, it is "It's Tool Time" like home improvement

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Every nudge toward a critically thinking society is a welcome one.

[–]Beldam 13 points14 points ago

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People who pull that sort of shit (posting personal contact information on the internet) have never had to live in fear, have never had to file for a restraining order, have never been stalked, and have never for a second checked their rear-view mirror to see if they're being followed. It's awful the terror they feel is their right to wield over someone they don't even know. It's a free country, sure, but you're also free to stop and think for a minute on whether what you do will negatively impact other people in regretful ways. If what someone is doing is truly against the law, and you have that personal info, report them to the police, don't send internet crazies after them, they're NOT cops and they DON'T have the right to do anything to "take care of" the situation at hand. If someone just is behaving in a way you don't like and it ISN'T illegal, get the fuck over yourself and mind your business and remember your manners. Did your mom raise you to be a bully? I'd guess not. If she did, that sucks for you, but if she didn't, act like she'd expect you to, not like a jerk.

[–]mayonesa 300 points301 points ago

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the internet lynch mob shit only makes more pain and injustice in the world

I agree.

Even more, for every one puppy thrown into a river, probably 100,000 die of neglect or get gassed in shelters.

Stop irresponsible people from owning dogs.

[–]lalaland4711 245 points246 points ago

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And cancer probably killed more jews than hitler.

[–]godless_communism 83 points84 points ago

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In the future, everyone will be Hitler for 15 minutes.

[–]Hallucid1 57 points58 points ago

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Entire civilizations have died on my chest.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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I've have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest with a grey gym sock.. entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel o_O

[–]AnEnglishGentleman 143 points144 points ago

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I thought Godwin's law would arrive faster than usual in this topic...

[–]timbatron 98 points99 points ago*

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This sort of thing happens frequently in South Korea, and it is not the sort of thing that you would want to become the norm here in the US. Read the horror stories of people whose lives were ruined by online harassment.

Consider the US legal system. One of the strongest arguments against the death penalty is the fact that the system is flawed, and many innocents are found guilty. How much more likely is it that we are mistaken about any of these issues, where our only evidence is a photo or a grainy video?

Edit: For those complaining about my use of "here in the US", I was referring to the fact that I believed the puppy drowner to be in the US, and as a US resident, this is where I see a growing problem. I don't know the trends in your country, unfortunately, and saying "here on the Internet" sounds dumb.

[–]ameri-size 9 points10 points ago

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I think it goes beyond protecting collateral damage towards the wrongly accused.

I should start by saying I understand where everyone is coming from in regard to their disgust at the video of the Bosnian girl throwing puppies into a river. I have been an animal lover for as long as I can remember and I could never make any excuse for her actions. Something else bothers me nearly as much though; the death threats aimed towards this girl. Perhaps it is because of anonymity or perhaps it is some mob like kneejerk reaction spurred by a contagious rage, but when did we all start taking the “lame horse� approach towards kids? I suppose a man I met in college has shaped my opinion on the matter a bit (especially with regards to children and animal cruelty).

He was in his late 30’s and we were taking a photography class together. He had some great shots of animals so I commented on them and we got to talking which led to him telling me a story. He told me about a time when he was younger and living in (if I remember correctly) Venezuela. He was about 12 or so and with a group of friends. They decided on a whim to grab a stray cat, place it in a pillow case and beat it against cars, walls, etc until it died. While he was telling me this he was visibly embarrassed by his involvement in this and still could not come up with any reasoning for his actions. Of course, I cannot dismiss this as kids being kids. It is an awful thing to do and when I was his age there is no way I could have preformed the same horrible acts. But he is not an awful person. In fact, he has always been haunted by the fact that he could do something so awful and has adopted many animals since then. He was never punished for his actions, never had his life threatened by thousands of people. His actions were never met with anything but the laughter of his friends, yet he is not the same person. His regret of his actions grew from within and that is the part that sticks with me.

I know we are told that anyone who kills/tortures animals as a child is likely to grow up to become a serial killer, but to follow this assumption of how someone will turn out in adulthood due to their actions as a child unquestioningly is a dangerous stance to take. I cannot excuse this girls actions and I believe that if she is caught she should be punished to the extent of the law. But to call for harm to come to her or to harass her endlessly is far from an appropriate response. Personally I think mandating her to volunteer at some type of animal rescue center be in order along with what the law imposes for animal cruelty. It is easy to think of this girl as some agent of murder who will spend the rest of her life walking the streets looking for puppies to drown because this video is most likely all any of us will ever see of her.

This will never be seen but that will probably save me some down-votes due to its content.

TL;DR: Horrible actions do not guarantee a horrible person.

[–]spook327 51 points52 points ago

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The cogitive dissonance here is pretty shocking; many among Reddit would agree that those accused of a crime should have the right to a fair trail.

But, post a video of some animal abuse, and anyone that we can lash out against is guilty, guilty, guilty.

[–]Clbull 13 points14 points ago

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I am honestly surprised you don't swing your banhammer at people the moment someone posts private info about another with the intention of giving that info to a cyber-lynch mob rather than just remove the post and give a warning the first time.

Heres some very good examples of where this "internet justice" thing has targeted the wrong people.

Several of these cruel videos have had people's phone numbers posted on 4chan/reddit/whereever and innocent people have been harassed by a bunch of /b/tards who think they're delivering justice.

An even better example that doesn't even involve a puppy/cat being abused. Remember when Blizzard were going to implement RealID on the WoW and SC2 forums? That caused a shitstorm.

What do you think happens when a blizzard employee posts his real name and challenges the community? They seemingly find him on facebook, his contact details including a telephone number and details about his relatives and then bombard this number with threats.

And in the aftermath, this guy said on Twitter that he wasn't recieving said calls. What if that was a fucking innocent person who doesn't even give a shit about WoW suddenly getting death threats and prank phone calls over a game update?

[–]Artischoke 4 points5 points ago

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Wow 4000 downvotes. A thread littered with 4chan-esque posts, for lack of a better word. Doesn't exactly support a belief in humanity.

[–]SimonTeW 5 points6 points ago

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This happens in real life as well. Some years ago in England there was mass hysteria over paedophiles, egged on by the gutter press. Can't remember why, maybe some girl had been snatched and murdered - there were a few that happened about then.

Anyway, during the mass hysteria the good folks in a housing estate (like a US housing project) in Portsmouth decided they had a paedophile in their midst. A lynch mob formed and the target had to leave his home and go into hiding. I seem to remember his place was vandalized.

Afterwards it was discovered the lynch mob had made a mistake. They had attacked a paediatrician. Someone had overheard something, assumed a paediatrician and a paedophile were the same thing, told someone else, it had snowballed. I shit you not.

[–]tldrHaiku 9 points10 points ago

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Some people are cruel

But the lynch mob does true harm

To innocent lives

[–]nodigg 3 points4 points ago

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Hi Reddit,

I just moved over from digg. I’m really impressed by the comments here. I wonder what you think to my idea. If someone’s already thought it then, tell me where and I’ll cow-tow and bugger off.

I read that post by a person who worked for Reddit. They basically said, “don’t be vigilante bastards�. I’ve been thinking about it for ages. I’ve been one of those people and I felt like shit when I read it. Sometimes your parents tell you not to do stuff, sometimes random other people tell you. Either way, I knew I felt bad about it.

Do you think it’s possible to do the complete opposite? Where someone is obviously trying their best but never got a break, and then everyone gets to unleash the power of 5chan, where everyone gets together to fix that person’s life, in a mass act of collective kindness? I’m not sure exactly how it would work, but I think it would be loads of fun, and instead of screwing up people, the exact opposite would happen. That was a long sentence…sorry. I’m on the dole, but I’d give £10 just to kick it off, if someone knew how to set it up fairly. At the very least it would stop me feeling bad for being part of a “mob�.

Your ideas...

[–]zelazny 3 points4 points ago

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Wait, innocent until proven guilty by a jury? What kind of nonsense is this?

[–]pocket77s 4 points5 points ago

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Something I've said for a long time, huey. Even when they are rightly accused, putting them at the mercy of an internet mob is irresponsible beyond belief. The offense has rarely, if ever, been equal to the response.

I still think back to the (korean?) lady who didn't clean up her dog's poop on the train. Does anyone really think the shit (no pun intended) she went through was a just punishment for such a ridiculously minor offense?

[–]PowderedToasty 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed. This hit close to home for me once, my girlfriend and her friend were involved in an incident that got misrepresented and blown way out of proportion. Some internet fuck wad posted my girlfriend's contact info on a forum!! Luckily he got a different person with the same name, but it made my heart sink and the blood drain from my face.

[–]columbine 40 points41 points ago*

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Finally. An administrator comment and actual policy on this is long overdue. I report any post that contains personal information intended to incite harassment. Many get cleaned up but a number do not. I hope this story indicates a more conscientious effort on the part of reddit to do something about these sorts of posts and stories.

There's nothing more disgusting than a bunch of people out for blood trying to act like they're above the law, usually based on nothing more than hints and guesses and fuelled by self-righteous rage. Leave punishment to the justice system, where people get a trial and a lawyer and are innocent until proven guilty. None of which happens when people take matters into their own hands.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Hi hueypriest, I've been on reddit for more than three years now and a while ago I decided to close my old account(s) due to all the bullshit that's been happening on reddit lately, especially explicit requests of personal justice/real life vandalism against people who may be or may be not guilty. This peaked with two recent cases, one concerning a Hispanic man accused of animal abuse and the other the now notorious "you dun goofed up" case, which targeted a child that did nothing but be stupid on the internet (and we've all done that even as grownups), but there were countless others. I remember that at least once reddit delivered "internet justice" to a completely innocent man (maybe from Lithuania?), causing him much trouble. I want to thank you personally for trying to keep this place cleaner, especially now that 4chan's mentality is so glorified. This official statement means really a lot and I made the right choice giving reddit a second chance, thank you so much! (Still, the comments need some filtering. There's some upvoted racism in the comments, see pretty much every post about Roma people or Israel)

[–]CantankerousPete 17 points18 points ago

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I agree. I have a friend who broke up with his girlfriend, then it turned nasty and she posted his name and number and 4chan. He got a shit ton of abusive calls and emails. That shit really isn't funny when you're on the receiving end, especially when you've done nothing that deserves the ire of people you've never met, and who don't truly care about what's happened anyway but want someone to rip on.

[–]cowinabadplace 4 points5 points ago

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Ha ha ha, oh man, I can certainly imagine this. All those fellows thinking they're fighting for the girl by harassing her ex. Can't say I'm surprised.

[–]martinj40 2 points3 points ago

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I saw an episode of Law and Order that talked about this same subject. People can idiots, but the lynch mob mentality is never good.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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FUCKING THANK YOU. It's about time a reddit admin stepped in and said something.

[–]volocom7 3 points4 points ago

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I see right through you Puppy throwing girl

[–]Imperiousdesigns 1 point2 points ago

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Not going to bother reading through the comments to see if these things have already been said...here is my take

What gets my blood boiling in cases like this isn't the fact that a bucket of puppies were killed, its the fact that the entire WORLD is beset by injustice and cruelty all the time...where is the outrage and cooperation to help?

I get that folks like puppies, any little critter really. but if the same amount of outrage were to be raised when a post is made about starving children right here in the U.S. then maybe the problem could start to be solved. there are all sorts of problems that could benefit from the united action of the "internet people" but no one gives enough of a collective shit to do it...fuck with an animal though? shits on!

I was raised on a farm, I have seen unwanted baby animals culled, not in this particular fashion, but it happens ALL THE TIME. you gonna adopt and raise this whole bucket of puppies? no. you gonna raise money to help your local animal shelter to lessen the need for such cullings? no.

so shut the fuck up and stop crying over some damned puppies who didnt get a chance to grow up unwanted and unloved, ending up wild and travelling in some pack and eventually mauling a farmer or a kid because its starving...truth is this bitch probably did the pups a favor in the end. at least drowning in a cold river is pretty quick.

[–]Starblade 3 points4 points ago

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Finally, somebody speaks the truth, and it actually gets upvoted!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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thank you. goddamn.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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If you keep doing it, we will ban your account.

Why not ban them right away?

[–]Soul2018 47 points48 points ago

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I agree, the internet shouldn't act like some heroic vigilante.

If you find a disturbing video just report it to the police or the animal welfare association(in this case).

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[–]hueypriest[S] 6 points7 points ago

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I actually agree with you about the police and public/media pressure. That can backfire too though. I still say going to the step of personal info is too far.

[–]resonanttoe 9 points10 points ago

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This is definitely the case that the cops will simply say to one person "We don't care about one puppy"

But they'll have a hard time dealing with a shit load of people ringing and emailing the local station saying "Hey, check this video out, we think it's in your area and you should do something about it"

Rather than "Hey lets us do something about it and fuck it up!"

The activism part is sometimes inspiring to see. The misdirection is fucking heart breaking.

[–]cowinabadplace 24 points25 points ago

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It's not even a normal heroic vigilante. It's like a heroic vigilante who only saves pretty people. Consider the reaction to this, for instance. Tying a scorpion to a balloon is not cruel?

[–]alewar 21 points22 points ago

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Small animals are more like reflex agents. Their brains don't do much more than to trigger a motoric reaction for the current set of sensorial input.

One shouldn't enjoy destroying things, though.

[–]minozake 21 points22 points ago

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Isn't that technically what all organisms do? Or am I an idiot?

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[–]IWillCallYouAFaggot 11 points12 points ago

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Roombas don't feel pain.

That could sound really cool or really stupid depending on the voice you read it in.

[–]moduspwnens14 8 points9 points ago

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Roombas don't feel pain.

waits patiently for video of Roombas being tossed in a river

[–]this_barb 4 points5 points ago

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That could be one argument and then there are honey bees. God damn, they're intelligent little bastards.

[–]Dante2005 31 points32 points ago

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I really appreciate your concerns hueypriest, and I am glad that the Admins have stepped up to address this.

I feel as angry and upset about this as the next rational person, but we have due process to sort out these problems.

I normally do not like censorship, but in cases like this where innocent folks can have their lives ruined, I believe it is for the best.

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

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The tl;dr on this is surprisingly spot on.

[–]ineptspelr 10 points11 points ago

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Now we just need more activist admins so they can do this for all the other bullshit that I don't care about that makes the main page. My downvotes don't seem to strike like the fist of an angry god even though I click the arrow like that.

[–]AtheismFTW 25 points26 points ago

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Your comment was surprisingly upvoted.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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The mobs have to do something with their time now don't they?