Thanks for letting us know!!: “Thanks for letting us know!! And I totally get where you're coming from - my mind is just boiling with fanfic ideas and I probably won't rest until I turn them all into stories... As soon as I quit...”
I'd date a straight girl: “but wouldn't that make her a lesbian for dating me, lol? I mean how does that work? Are we friends in public? lovers under the cover...I'm sorry just curious...”