Cutting off the grass
Dear Lawn,
Monday, you're on your own.
Since the first thaw of spring I've been seeding you, weeding you (by hand) and watering you all in an effort to make you look respectable enough to save you from my wife's threat to tear out what was left of you and throw down fresh sod.
By most standards I have failed — you remain a haven for clover and creeping charlie (ground ivy, left), and a handful of your small bare spots stubbornly refuse to grow replacement grass.
By my far lower standards, however, I have succeeded. You are green. You are growing. Passersby no longer wonder if the Munsters are home. (Photo of Munsters' house, right)
A record rainfall in July exceeding 11 inches gets a lot of the credit, of course. And that will have to tide you over.
As we turn the calendar page into August, I'm turning off the spigot, literally. Front and back, no more sprinkling. The month's average rainfall of 3.6 inches will be way more than enough to keep you alive.
"As long as a lawn gets the equivalent of a quarter of an inch of rain every two to four weeks, it'll be fine," said Ron Wolford, urban horticulture educator for the University of Illinois Extension Service. "The roots will stay alive. It will come back."
Yes, you may take on a bit of the wheat-pasture look that befits the season, but that color will testify to my environmentally sound decision not to waste water.
Brown is the new green, in other words.
"Lawns can tolerate dry spells by going dormant for up to two months," advised Bruce Caldwell, head of lawn-related research and development at ScottsMiracle-Gro. "Dormancy is a period of reduced metabolic activity which helps the grass conserve energy."
I'll keep you long — at least two inches — and thatch you with your own clippings, as gardening experts recommend. Until next spring, I won't care if the grass is, as always, greener on the other side of the fence.