Fine, Kate Middleton and Prince William will delay their royal honeymoon in favor of public service, but Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's fictional honeymoon for "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" is ours to feast on.

(Warning, possible spoilers ahead for those who haven't read the book.)

The new "Breaking Dawn" pictures released by Summit Entertainment have plenty of fantastic looks at the romantic spot where characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan celebrate their wedding, make sexy time with lots of floating feathers and unwittingly conceive a half-human/half-vampire baby.

Perhaps Kate and William should consider Fiji? Dive into our full gallery of stills, which also includes bad guys Michael Sheen and Jamie Campbell Bower, a lupine Taylor Lautner and -- big deal KStew fans! -- Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen, prepping Bella for her big wedding day.

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-- Matt Donnelly
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Photos: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in Bill Condon's "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn." Credit: Summit Entertainment 

Taylor Lautner wants you to have a happy Friday, or at least that's what the Ministry has decided — why else would he deliver his ab-tastic trailer for "Abduction" so close to the weekend?

The clip hit the Internet on Thursday, offering a first look at Lautner's post-"Twilight" chances for an action-hero career.

And they're none too shabby. Director John Singleton is clearly smitten with Lautner, sending him crashing through glass, weaving through steel beams and flying in car chases with the greatest of ease. 

His supporting cast is substantial as well, including the likes of rumored love Lily Collins (is anyone else obsessed with her eyebrows?), Maria Bello, Alfred Molina and a no-nonsense Sigourney Weaver. 

Check out Tay-Tay striking out on his own in the clip above.

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— Matt Donnelly
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All's not well in Forks, Wash. Just ask the producers of "Breaking Dawn."

After serious photo and video leaks from the highly anticipated final two chapters of "The Twilight Saga" hit the Internet on Friday, production company Summit Entertainment and the major players behind the flick want you to know -- not cool. 

The leaked content shows everything from Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's serious boom- boom love scene to the [spoiler alert] bloody and controversial birth of their half-human/half-vampire daughter, Renesmee. We also get a glimpse of Taylor Lautner, Stewart's Bella with a baby bump and the same character in vampire form.

"As some of you may know, pictures and screen grabs of [the movie] as a work in progress have leaked on the internet. We are extremely proud of this film and also extremely heartbroken to see it out there at this stage," a statement from Summit said.

The statement is signed by Summit, "Breaking Dawn" director Bill Condon, producer Wyck Godfrey and series author Stephenie Meyer.

While we're pumped for the finished product, we can't lie about the insane amounts of joy these images have brought us. To the responsible party: How dare you? And thanks. 

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-- Matt Donnelly
twitter.com/MattDonnelly

Photo: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart share a steamy love scene in this authorized image from "Breaking Dawn." Credit: Summit Entertainment

While it's a federal offense to go through someone else's mail, the Ministry has some scoop on a special delivery that went wide to celebs including Scarlett Johansson, Jay-Z, Chris Pine, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift.

Warner Bros.' consumer products division sent out a "priceless parcel" to 100 famous faces from entertainers, including goodies geared to hype their forthcoming "The Green Lantern."

The action flick starring Ryan Reynolds doled out merchandise including a replica of superhero Lantern's power ring and bracelet, a hat and logo sweatshirt, and an illustrated T-shirt of the character by Wet Cement.

Some of Hollywood's most famous kids received the bundle as well, including Romeo, Cruz and Brooklyn Beckham (with one for father David); Christina Aguilera's little guy, Max; Willow and Jaden Smith; and Matthew McConaughey's kiddo, Levi.

The flick is slated to open June 17.

Sound like a sweet package? Tell us your thoughts in comments. 

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Photo: Ryan Reynolds is "The Green Lantern." Credit: Warner Bros.

Can you imagine Taylor Lautner forced to do crunches and send text messages out in the open air on the set of his new film "Abduction"? The star says a pimped-out trailer wasn't delivered on time, making him mad enough to sue.

"The Twilight Saga" werewolf has sued McMahon's RV with breach of contract and fraud, according to court documents obtained by E! Online, for allegedly not delivering a $300,000 custom vehicle by June 21.

The lawsuit cites "displeasure, annoyance and emotional distress" experienced by Tay-Tay, and seeks damages to be proven in court, as well as unspecified punitive damages.

Calls to a Lautner rep and McMahon's RV were not immediately returned.

-- Matt Donnelly

Photo: Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black in "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse." Credit: Kimberley French / Summit Entertainment 

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The vampires and werewolves of "The Twilight Saga" can agree on something aside from the importance of Bella Swan: serious partying. 

That's precisely what the young things of "Eclipse," the franchise's third installment, did after the massive world premiere of the flick Thursday in downtown Los Angeles.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner turned up in a tented space across from Nokia Plaza, transformed into the snowy mountains of Washington state, where their on-screen counterparts live, love and brood.

"I'm so proud of where the three of them have taken these characters," said "Eclipse" director David Slade, who had his own shining moment during his chat with the Ministry. 

 "Twilight Saga" author Stephenie Meyer marched up and congratulated him, calling his effort "so well done."

"That's the golden seal, isn't it?" Slade asked, right after he picked his jaw up off the floor.

Meanwhile, Pattinson remained an easy mark at the party in his maroon Gucci suit, while Stewart opted out of her white Elie Saab minidress for an anonymous tank top with jeans. Lautner posed for photos with teen actress Lily Collins while wolves and the undead -- think Alex Meraz and Charlie Bewley -- mingled freely together. 

Redhead Bryce Dallas Howard reveled in being the new girl in "Twi" town.

"It's overwhelming, to be honest, but these are great stories," she said of Meyer and ...

Screaming (and slightly sunburned) fans behind barricades. Handmade posters with demanding instructions like, "Taylor take off your shirt now!" or, "Rob, sink your fangs into me."  A glittery monsoon of flashes as stars pose for pictures. 

It's just another "Twilight" premiere.

Here's what "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" stars Taylor Lautner, Nikki Reed and Elizabeth Reaser had to say about the big day. Twilight fans rejoice: Your days of camping out don't go unnoticed. (Click here to launch a gallery of pictures from Camp Eclipse.)

-- Yvonne Villareal

'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' news, pictures, clips, quizzes and spoilers

Photo: Taylor Lautner poses with a fan at the premiere of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" on June 24, 2010 in Los Angeles. Credit: Matt Sayles / Associated Press

It will soon be the kiss heard 'round the world.

In "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse," Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) and Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) finally lock lips -- we'd hate to spoil the moment for you, so you'll have to see for yourself if the beefy shapeshifter is shirtless in the scene.

Until then, here's what KStew had to say about the moment Team Jacob fans everywhere have been waiting for.

(Click on the picture of Kristen and Taylor to launch a gallery of pictures from the "Eclipse" black carpet.)

-- Yvonne Villarreal

Photo: Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner at "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" premiere June 24, 2010. Credit: Kevin Winter / Getty Images.

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Finally! After building up steam for months, the supernatural circus train that is "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" pulled into the station with the movie's premiere Thursday night at L.A. Live, reuniting Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and the rest of the cast amid throngs of screaming fans. 

Twi-hards who'd been camping out for days lined the red carpet -- OK, it was a black carpet, matching the campers' wristbands -- along with media types from all over the world.

Hot topics on the carpet: Love and mad appreciation for the fans, and lots of war stories from the six weeks of fight training and physical conditioning the actors had to go through as part of the production.

Celebs on the carpet but not in the film included Jennifer Love Hewitt, Alex Rodriguez, Kristi Yamaguchi, Ron Artest, Quinton Aaron, Amber Rose, Jaden Smith and sisters Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian.

Also on the scene: "Twilight" author Stephenie Meyer and screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg, representing the more literary aspects of the franchise, and actresses Annalynne McCord and Jennie Garth, accompanying Cullen family members Kellen Lutz and Peter Facinelli, respectively. 

Click on the picture to the right, above, to launch a photo gallery of pictures from the carpet, and check back with the Ministry for video interviews from the "Eclipse" premiere and coverage of what might be the toughest ticket in town: the after-party.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Top photo: Kristen Stewart poses with fans as she arrives at the premiere of Summit Entertainment's "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" during the 2010 Los Angeles Film Festival at L.A. Live's Nokia Theatre on June 24, 2010. Credit: Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Second photo: Stephenie Meyer and Peter Facinelli arrive at the premiere. Credit: Kevin Winter / Getty Images

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"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" premiere isn't until Thursday night, but fans -- many of whom have been making plans and booking hotel rooms months in advance -- wasted no time lining up for a chance to spot their favorites on the red carpet.

[Updated: Click here to launch a gallery of pictures from the "Eclipse" premiere campsite.]

With wristbands distributed at 6 a.m. Monday, "Twilight" fans have packed Nokia Plaza at L.A. Live with their bodies, their tents and their requisite signs professing love -- or at least their "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob" alliance. It's an orderly affair as well, with Summit Entertainment having issued detailed information directly to fans about how the camping will be run. Better to leave the out-of-control-crowd to Justin Bieber's fans, we suppose?

Fans will be relocated Wednesday to allow for premiere setup, and will be allowed in line in sequential wristband order starting at 2 p.m. Thursday.

Meanwhile, Monday found stars Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart at an "Eclipse" publicity event in Stockholm. Robert Pattinson has been off filming "Water for Elephants."

We'd credit the full moon for all the enthusiasm, but that doesn't arrive until Saturday. You know, the morning of the lunar eclipse.

Coincidence? You decide. 

-- Christie D'Zurilla

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Top photo: Fans camp out at L.A. Live's Nokia Plaza on Monday as they wait for the Thursday night red-carpet premiere of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse." Credit: Mario Anzuoni / Reuters

Second photo: Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart at a publicity event for "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" on Monday in Stockholm. Credit: Adam Osterman / Getty Images.

Bottom photo: Team Jacob and Team Edward mix in Nokia Plaza on Monday. We do notice, however, that Team Edward aced Team Jacob out of being in the picture. Credit: Kevin Winter / Getty Images.

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