Live updates from 'Surprise Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular'
You could say tonight is Chicago's version of the Oscars. That's because some of the biggest names in Hollywood are expected at the United Center this evening when Oprah Winfrey tapes "Surprise Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular."
I'm in attendance and will update the blog throughout the night, letting you know which celebrities showed up, and anything else I can pass along.
11:20 p.m.: Show's over. Now it's time to go searching for that much-talked about Oprah afterparty or go home. I think I'll do the latter. Thanks for following along and thanks most of all to Angela, the staff member who let me borrow her phone charger as my blackberry's battery died. I couldn't have done this without her. Literally.
11:14 p.m.: The last surprise of the night is Usher. He sings "Oh Happy Day" with a gospel choir as the show's other guests take the stage for one of those group sing alongs. Afterward, all the celebs hug each other like they do at the end of "Saturday Night Live" every week.
10:56 p.m.: Get ready to Awww. It's Stedman's turn on stage. "Honey, you are so special," he said. "I'm so happy for your success and so proud of you. ... It amazes me that I get to be around a woman who changes people's lives everyday and I get to be around a woman who takes her own lunch to work every day. She says she takes her lunch to work because she wants to save money."
10:43 p.m.: Next up is Dr. Maya Angelou, who recites a poem about Oprah as Alicia Keyes plays the piano. At least I think it's a poem. It's always hard to tell with Angelou. She could be ordering a pizza and it would still probably sound like a poem.
10:24 p.m.: Winfrey begins to cry after a montage about her impact on education and really lets the waterworks go during Kristin Chenoworth's performance afterward, which includes students from Morehouse College. "If you're looking for a breakdown, that was it," Winfrey said. "Carry me on out of here."
10:15 p.m.: Maria Shriver comes out with Gayle King and, believe it or not, King is the one who has the awkward moment on stage. Her mic wasn't working and had to start her heartfelt speech over. Afterward, Shriver talks about Winfrey's impact and makes no mention of you know what.
10:05 p.m.: Simon Cowell introduces Rosie O'Donnell, who sings "You give me fever" with Oprah lyrics. The song features cameos from Dr. Phil, Nate Berkus and Dr. Oz but no Rachel Ray. O'Donnell's new talk show will take over Harpo Studios when Oprah leaves.
9:51 p.m.: Jerry Seinfeld comes out in a tux to do a quick set. I can't tell if I'm not laughing because I'm tired or because he just did an entire set on marriage.
9:39 p.m.: Jamie Foxx and Stevie Wonder perform "Isn't She Lovely." The crowd digs it and claps along, which is good since it sounds like we have a while to go. Speaking of Wonder, I hear he was at the Apple Store on Michigan Avenue today.
9:33 p.m.: Hall of Famer Michael Jordan came out to the "And now ..." Bulls theme. That song never gets old. Jordan says: "We came into Chicago at the same time ... You've done wonderfully. I know you've been fan of basketball. I've been fan of yours."
9:27 p.m.: And we're back -- the second show has started, and it appears Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have taken over the hosting duties from Tom Hanks.
9:26 p.m.: Got a better look at the crowd when the lights came on during intermission. The United Center is filled with women in pastel church dresses. This place looks like one big easter basket.
8:58 p.m.: Cruise and wife Holmes introduce a performance by Rascal Flatts. And that closes the taping of the first show. Rascal Flatts is performing "I Won't Let Go." Not sure why they went with a slow song. They have better songs. Like 20 of them. The crowd needs an energy boost (or more Beyonce). They're not as loud as they were before.
8:47 p.m.: Halle Berry, Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes have hit the stage. The three actresses go on and on (and on) about Winfrey's impact. If you need to go to the bathroom at some point when the show airs, this will be a good time.
8:30 p.m.: Diane Sawyer greets the crowd and announces that 25,000 oak trees are being planted in Winfrey's honor. Incidentally, the Tribune is hearing from Oprah's PR team that 13,000 are in attendance.
8:25 p.m.: Winfrey to the crowd: "I'm so happy you are all here. How did you get tickets? You must know somebody."
8:13 p.m. Beyonce was so good, she's performing the same exact song again -- only this time without camera errors (I'm guessing that's what happened). The crowd is holding up blue lights for the performance. It reminds me of a Super Bowl halftime show.
7:55 p.m. Beyonce has hit the stage. Loudest applause of the night, not counting Oprah. She's performing "Run the World (Girls)" in a tuxedo-like dress.
7:42 p.m. Madonna joins Tom Hanks and Oprah but it doesn't look like she's performing, which is disappointing. "Like a Prayer" is one of my favorite song ... I mean, uh, um, what's the score of the Mavs-Thunder game?
7:39 p.m. Madonna's on stage.
7:34 p.m. Josh Groban hits the stage to sing "(Somewhere) Over the Rainbow" and then Patti LaBelle comes out to finish the song. Impressive. Hopefully they do Freebird next.
7:27 p.m. Hanks introduces Tom Cruise by saying "some might say pulling off this party has been darn near a mission impossible."
7:23 p.m. Hanks: "Oprah Winfrey, today you are surrounded by nothing but love. Your studio wasn't big enough to hold it all, so here we are."
7:20 p.m. And the crowd goes wild. Oprah has hit the stage to the Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling." She's joined onstage by Tom Hanks.
7:10 p.m. You know those bachelorette parties where the women dance to every song and use any excuse to scream? The atmosphere here is kind of like that -- only with 20,000 people.
7 p.m. Before the show, one guy proposed to his girlfriend on stage. This might be the only time a girl would ever want to get proposed to at the United Center.
6:53 p.m. The announcer revealed Charles Barkley, Emmitt Smith and Dave Chappelle will be in the crowd. I hear Barkely was supposed to hit Chicago Cut Steakhouse tonight -- maybe afterward?
6:51 p.m. Apparently former mayor Richard Daley and the Blackhawks' Jonathan Toews are in the crowd. Mascots Benny the Bull and Tommy Hawk are also here.
6:17 p.m. The show hasn't started, but there are plenty of well-dressed adults dancing to the music. Even the 80-something by the stage is getting down. I feel like I'm at a Bar Mitzvah. For those of you wondering what the stage looks like, I'd say it has an "American Idol" feel to it. The United Center has also been decorated with sort of an Oprah Ring of Honor featuring photos from past episodes.
6:12 p.m. Bulls mascot Benny the Bull is working the crowd as it gets ready for showtime.
5:42 p.m. Beyonce is going through her soundcheck. She's performing "Girls Who Run the World."
5:33 p.m. I took my seat and there was a box of Kleenex waiting for me. There's a box in about every third seat. Seriously. Unless they plan on showing the ending of "Rudy," I probably won't use it.
5:09 p.m. There are no signs of celebs by the United Center entrance yet (unless you count "106 and Park" co-host-turned "Access Hollywood" correspondent A.J. a celeb, which a lot of the women here do.) It appears the celebs will enter through the back entrance currently being guarded by suit-wearing security. Speaking of suits, that's what many of the men in line are wearing. Many of the women are wearing dresses (and are probably regretting it because of the cold).
4:49 p.m. Don't even bother trying to come to the United Center in hopes of scoring an extra ticket. All the "Have an extra ticket?" people I talked to said not one person has stopped to sell a ticket.
Brian Cassella/Tribune photo
4:34 p.m. I've arrived at the United Center, where there is already a line down the block for the 7 pm show. Not suprisingly, just about every media outlet in Chicago is here interviewing the crowd. Even less suprising? There is 1 man to about every 10 woman outside the venue.
2:22 p.m. For those of you who didn't see it on my blog earlier this afternoon, Beyonce was rehearsing for her performance at tonight's show at Hubbard Street Dance Chicago on Monday and Tuesday. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson dined at Spiaggia on Monday. I assume he'll be taking part in the show as well?
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH OPRAH WINFREY
10. You see all of world history divided into two eras…”Pre-Oprah” and “Post-Oprah”
9. Your vanity license plates read “HOT4OPRAH”
8. You go into a magazine shop and take copies of her “O” magazine* and place them in front of all the other magazines on the racks
7. Your Organ Donor card reads “For Oprah Winfrey ONLY”
6. The “I HATE MEN” tattoo on your butt
5. You once offered John Gotti your life savings and asked him to “take care of” Stedman Graham
4. After a horrific car accident which knocks you unconscious, you come to and ask the paramedics “Forget about me, how’s Oprah?”
3. Your co-workers have given you the affectionate nickname “The Pathetic Loser Who’s Obsessed With Oprah”
2. You’re doing three consecutive life sentences in Statesville for brutally torturing and killing the Blockbuster clerks who told you they had no more copies of “The Color Purple”
AND THE #1 SIGN YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH OPRAH WINFREY IS…
1. YOU’RE Oprah Winfrey
* The REAL reason Oprah’s magazine is titled “O”?
That’s because “Oprah Winfrey’s Latest Self-Serving Attempt To Cash In On Her Popularity Before Everybody Gets Sick And Tired Of Her ‘I’m-God’s-Gift-To-The-World’ Act Once And For All” wouldn’t fit on the cover.
Posted by: Todd Johnson | 05/17/2011 at 05:00 PM
100 years from now it won't matter.
Posted by: Ree Kavok | 05/17/2011 at 05:09 PM
@Todd Johnson
That was just awful.
Posted by: joe | 05/17/2011 at 05:18 PM
The Tribune needs to learn what news is.
Posted by: Me | 05/17/2011 at 05:24 PM
thanks to u oprah i dont have a bulls game to watch tonight.... you suck!!!!!
Posted by: xfallenphoenix | 05/17/2011 at 06:26 PM
TJ - not really too bad, but couldn't you find some better use for your talents?
I mean - you seem to have spent some time with this.
Why?
Posted by: terry | 05/17/2011 at 06:33 PM
the couple that wasnt really married was more newsworthy. Now can you tell us what kind of hair gel rod blagoyevich uses?
Posted by: robin brady | 05/17/2011 at 06:44 PM
Is this really IT??? Is Oprah finally realizing she has run out of Oprah things to do and talk about? She once was interesting, but now we have discovered she didn't do the research on her guests that should have been done, thereby misleading thousands , if not millions, of pathetic women to follow her lead. Let's just say "Goodbye, and Good luck"..
Posted by: Vivian | 05/17/2011 at 06:57 PM
Anybody remember Mike Douglas , Gloria Graham or even Art Linkletter??
They like Oprah were just a media prop that will be forgotten within the next 5 years and replaced by someone else.
Posted by: tim | 05/17/2011 at 07:13 PM
The Tribune needs to learn what news is.
Posted by: Me | 05/17/2011 at 05:24 PM
That Me guy needs to learn how to read a newspaper online. This is the nightlife section. You find hard news elsewhere.
Posted by: Me Too | 05/17/2011 at 07:18 PM
Yeah Oprah, you suck, the game is not on because you had to steal the show. I mean hijack the United Center. You big _ _ _ _, _ _ _, bI_ _ h. I always thought that you were phony anyway! Let's Go Heat!
Posted by: Heat Man | 05/17/2011 at 07:25 PM
This is news?
Posted by: truspeek | 05/17/2011 at 07:30 PM
Oprah Winfrey is to gender relations what the "Rearend Jesse Jackass" is to race relations...a self-adoring, media-attention-hogging GASBAG who is part of the problem instead of part of the solution. And just like "RJJ", Oprah wouldn't give a worthy charity the time of day unless there were TV cameras and microphones present!
Posted by: Trojohn | 05/17/2011 at 07:41 PM
HURRY PLEASE AND MAKE IT END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: captinjoe | 05/17/2011 at 07:55 PM
LOL the top ten list was classic! I heart you, TODD JOHNSON!!
Posted by: Leigh | 05/17/2011 at 08:11 PM
You really have to have little or no self esteem to worship Ofrah.
Posted by: Chief49 | 05/17/2011 at 08:30 PM
It's her last episode? I knew that show would never make it!
Posted by: Howman | 05/17/2011 at 08:32 PM
This is news?
Posted by: truspeek | 05/17/2011 at 07:30 PM
Yes, all of you "This is news?" people, it is news. You clicked the link, you read the article, you posted a comment. To you, it's news. All that time you could have been reading a treatise on international relations, but the nightlife article is what you wanted.
Posted by: Me Too | 05/17/2011 at 08:45 PM
I was supposed to be on her show as a guest once -- on a show about children who had been molested -- but some big news event happened and the episode was canceled. It makes me feel like I was molested for nothing. She could have at least stayed on the air until I was able to come on and have a weepy breakdown.
Posted by: Kristopher Pasi | 05/17/2011 at 08:53 PM
I guess I don't see what the big deal is about Oprah. It's usually an entertaining show, but it hasn't "changed my life", and I can certainly live without it. And I really don't care about seeing Oprah and her friend camping and doing that other stuff... Life will go on!!!
Posted by: Perimal | 05/17/2011 at 08:55 PM
Yeah, the sooner that loser leave Chi-Town, the better. Go to LaLa Land where you belong. It's been waiting for you to relocate there so it can sink into the Pacific along with all the other losers on the Worst Coast.
Posted by: Johnnie B. Goode | 05/17/2011 at 09:15 PM
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Posted by: CPSWIRE | 05/17/2011 at 09:21 PM
fyi... what Beyonce has on might be tuxedo-like but it is NOT a dress
Posted by: circulating | 05/17/2011 at 09:55 PM
Imagine the private jets jamming Midways tarmack!
I'm really not much of a fan of Madonna, but you have too be really big time to get Madonna to come to Chicago!!!!
Posted by: Miles | 05/17/2011 at 09:57 PM
The first time I saw Oprah I was a volunteer at the Jerry Lewis telethon. Oprah and Irv Kupcinet were on the stage and they were handed the microphone. Oprah literally wrestled it out of Kupcinet's hands. It was a disgusting display and a foreshadow of her career. A phony. She obtained her "adoring" guests by gift giveaways (under their seats) and applause signs. Phony. I'm sure she has done some good but I'm afraid her good works were manufactured by her handlers. Phony and it shows.
Posted by: Rick Lawrence | 05/17/2011 at 10:17 PM