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November 6, 2010

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Today's featured comment comes from somebody who calls himself G2 and wants to know my current reading list:

G2's take: Mr. Schmuck, I just read your side blurb there for the first time I believe. Reading any good history or biographies at the moment?

Peter's reply: Thanks for asking. I'm reading the David Halberstam history of the Korean War right now, which I got on the bargain rack at Barnes. It's going slow, but I'm interested because my dad was a career Marine during WWII and Korea (though I believe he was in Japan during the Korean conflict). I'm also trying to get through Dickens' Bleak House, but it's killing me.

If you want a recommendation, one of the best biographies I have ever read -- and it's about 10 years old -- is A. Scott Berg's Lindbergh. Really fascinating look at the early aviation era and a very complicated American hero.

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September 27, 2010

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Today's featured comment actually came in yesterday from Keith Rowe, who took issue with my column about the pros and cons of the middle-of-the-lineup hitters that might be available this winter. Of course, I appreciate Keith's faithful readership, but if he expects me to have a thick skin, I hope he has one, too.

Keith's take:There you go again, just gulping the old AM Kool Aid, and taking in every word and quoting him like he was St. Peter.

Just STOP IT! This garbage about the fairly thin free agent crop is a myth fabricated by AM and perpetuated by only those who consume the orange kool aid by the gallon. Look at the list below and tell me, based on what the Orioles currently have on their roster and in their system you couldn't find more than 10 players from this list who would help the O's win more games!

Enough with making excuses for the Warehouse, they have had 13 years to turn this around and it starts with spending some real money, $120M in annual salary would be a starting point to compete in the AL East!

Give Buck a fair shot at winning and the Oriole fans what they deserve a real major league baseball team!

First Basemen
Adam Dunn WAS
Lance Berkman NYY *
Paul Konerko CWS
Derrek Lee ATL
Lyle Overbay TOR
Carlos Pena TB
Albert Pujols STL *

Second Basemen

Willie Bloomquist CIN
Mark Ellis OAK *
Akinori Iwamura PIT
Jose Lopez SEA *
Kaz Matsui COL

Shortstops

Alex Gonzalez ATL
Cristian Guzman TEX
J.J. Hardy MIN
Omar Infante ATL *
Cesar Izturis BAL
Derek Jeter NYY
Jhonny Peralta DET *
Jose Reyes NYM *
Jimmy Rollins PHI *
Ramon Vazquez HOU

Third Basemen

Adrian Beltre BOS *
Jorge Cantu TEX
Pedro Feliz STL
Brandon Inge DET
Maicer Izturis LA
Nick Punto MIN *
Ty Wigginton BAL

Outfielders

Carl Crawford TB
Coco Crisp OAK *
Michael Cuddyer MIN *
Jody Gerut SD
Jason Kubel MIN *
Magglio Ordonez DET *
Marcus Thames NYY
Jayson Werth PHI

Starting Pitchers

Bronson Arroyo CIN *
Jeremy Bonderman DET
Kevin Correia SD
Jorge De La Rosa COL
Justin Duchscherer OAK
Freddy Garcia CWS
Jon Garland SD *
Aaron Harang CIN *
Hiroki Kuroda LAD
Cliff Lee TEX
Ted Lilly LAD
Noah Lowry SF
Brian Moehler HOU
Carl Pavano MIN
Javier Vazquez NYY
Brandon Webb ARI
Jake Westbrook STL
Chris Young SD *

The Truth will set you Free!

Pete's reply: Jeez, Keith, cool your Jets. I was talking about the first base/third base situation. I'm sure there are plenty of players out there who are "better" than their Orioles counterparts, if that's all you care about. Hey, let's go out and sign Jorge Cantu for three years and Lance Berkman for four years and marginal offensive shortstop and run that payroll up to $120 million.

If that's the truth, it will certainly set you free -- of the notion that the Orioles will ever compete in the AL East. If you want to win 78 games every year, you're right on the money. I'm not the guy saying it's a soft free agent market. Go read the national guys who couldn't give a rat about the Orioles. BTW, those asterisks next to a lot of the really good players are almost all club options that will be picked up. If Pujols is out there, the Orioles ought to offer him $250 million bucks. I'm right there with you. If all you can sign is Jorge Cantu, I'll grudgingly wait. If you've been reading me, you know I've been clamoring for big offensive improvement THIS WINTER, even though it is a soft market, so stop with your ranting about me parrotting the company line.

Apparently, you can't handle the truth.

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July 8, 2010

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Today's featured comment comes from Barry, who's a big Buck Showalter fan and doesn't think we've done enough at The Sun to advance his possible hiring as the Orioles permanent manager.

Barry's take: Seems like sports reporting in the home town has hit the mat, too. It's funny how I can advocate the hiring of Buck Showalter for over a year now, finally see it about to happen, but get most of my hope from a former Sun reporter, Buster Olney, who reported on July 5th that he sees the odds of the Orioles hiring Buck now at 1/2.

Those are ugly odds at the track but a beautiful sight for me and others who want Showalter as the next Baltimore manager.

Where is the Sun in pursuing this story?

Please bring us the breaking news that Buck will be the next manager of the Orioles.

You playfully poke fun at yourself for loving to eat. So, I suppose I should take heart when you say your gut tells you Buck will be the choice.

Please keep your scent on the story.

Pete's take: Barry has been a faithful member of this blog from the beginning, so I don't want to be too hard on him, but -- with all due respect to Buster and the ESPN guys who work with Buck and Bobby Valentine every day -- our guy Dan Connolly has been on top of this story from the start. He and Jeff Zrebiec have broken just about every significant development in the O's managerial hunt, so the criticism here is misplaced. Buster is probably right. Buck seems to be the big favorite, and I believe I said exactly the same thing in my column on July 3.

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June 1, 2010

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Today's featured comment comes from regular poster Dave from Glen Burnie, who asks a question that -- I have to admit -- never occurred to me before:

Dave's take: If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Pete's reply: Obviously, an intrasquad game.

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April 21, 2010

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Today's featured comment comes from Jay, who hasn't gotten over the way I lectured Orioles fans for booing Michael Gonzalez when he took the mound for his first appearance as an Oriole at Camden Yards:

Jay's take: HEY PETER, How do you feel about BOOING now? I, for one, recommend it. Makes your powerless, humdrum, everyday life palatable. Besides, it helps to clear the sinuses, puts a spring back in your step, and the team knows loud and clear you're mad as hell and aren't going to take it anymore. Twelve years of losing and heading for thirteen will make even the strongest of us a member of the BOOBIRD CLUB. We have plenty of room. Try it. You won't be sorry.

Pete's reply: I've got no problem with booing, but if you read that particular blog entry past the first paragraph, you know I was ripping the fans for booing the guy in his first appearance when he had nothing to do with the last 12 years of losing. General booing is just fine. Booing guys who don't run out ground balls is just fine. Booing a new player in his first appearance at home, well, if you want to give big-time free agents another reason not to come here, just keep booing those kinds of guys and the message will get out.

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April 6, 2010

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By popular demand, I'm bringing back the featured comment, which fell by the wayside over the past few months, largely because Wayne had everyone so stirred up I couldn't find any that could be reproduced in polite company. This one is from Waspman, who wanted an enlarged view of my new T-shirts and ran into a cyber roadblock:

Waspman's take: I wanted a closer look at the t-shirts so I clicked the link. My federally funded computer landed me this message:

This Websense category is filtered: Potentially Damaging Content. Sites in this category may pose a security threat to network resources or private information, and are blocked by your organization.

Oh well, better schmuck next time.

Pete's take: It's happening again. Some web filters treat Schmuck as an obscenity. So do many people who read me. This kind of thing has been happening to me since the California Department of Motor Vehicles denied my request for a personalized SCHMUCK license plate way back in 1980 and said that the word I requested was "in bad taste and offensive to public decency."

Don't be detered. Here's a closeup of Mike Ricigliano's great Schmuck caricature, which has already been on the blog. I don't want to spend too much time hawking T-shirts here -- though I would be derelict if I didn't point out that you can get one at www.gotschmuck.com. We just thought creating a line of Schmuck Stops Here shirts would be fun and give us a chance to do some promotional things to draw attention to the blog. God knows I'll need that now that I have to compete with both Orioles Insider and School of Roch.

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April 2, 2010

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Just got a question from Ferg Deluxe that warrants an answer outside the comment section:

Ferg's take: Pete -- do you know if Mike Ricigliano will be doing the cartoon-per-game for the coming O's season? I loved that last year.

My take: I checked with the office and the answer is yes, Mike will be doing the game cartoons again this season. Thanks for asking.

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December 29, 2009

Featured comment: Unbreakable

Today's featured comment is a thought-provoker from Chuck in Hawaii, who saw me on one of the MLB Network Prime Nine shows and wanted some direct feedback on the subject of the most unbreakable records in baseball:

Chuck's take:

Hey Pete,

Don't mean to change the subject here but I just watched you on MLB Prime 9. I was just wondering if you agree with the top 5 "most unbreakable records?"

With the way the game has changed I can't see anyone breaking the top 5 but I was just wondering what your thoughts on the most unbreakable records was.

MLB's Top 5:

#5 Nolan Ryan strikeouts (5,714)
#4 Ricky Henderson season SB (130)
#3 Yankees 5 straight WS victories
#2 Cal's Ironman Streak (2,632)
#1 Cy Young wins (511)

Mine:
#5 Pete Rose hits (4,256)
#4 Nolan Ryan strikeouts (5,714)
#3 Yankees 5 straight WS
#2 Cal's Ironman Streak (2,632)
#1 Cy Young wins (511)

Thoughts?

Pete's take

Strangely enough, I would say that I agree largely with both lists, but would take exception with two from each. I'm fairly confident that Cy Young's 511 wins, Cal's consecutive games record and Nolan Ryan's strikeout record will all stand forever, because the game has changed to the point where it's all but impossible for anyone to challenge them. Of those, I think Cal's record is the only one that is even plausible, because the game itself hasn't changed in a way that would prevent anyone from playing every game. The sport has changed from the standpoint that nobody is going to start every other game and nobody pitches in a four-man rotation anymore, so I'm pretty confident that Cy and Nolan are safe.

I don't think Rickey Henderson's record is unbreakable, because it is possible another guy with Rickey Henderson's basestealing talent and makeup will emerge and have a huge season at a time when there is a shortage of strong-armed catchers. I also think that the Yankees record of five straight World Series is breakable, though it's certainly much more difficult to get to the World Series than it was when they set that record.

I'm on the fence when it comes to Pete Rose's hits record, because it's probably doable if somebody as talented, determined and durable as Rose comes along who wants to play for 24 years. That's highly unlikely, but not impossible.

Let the debate begin.

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November 28, 2009

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Today's featured comment comes from a poster who likes to be called Waspman. I'm not sure if he's a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant or the latest superhero from Marvel Comics, but I do know he's a pretty smart guy with some interesting information to impart here:

Waspman's take: This just in from the Land of Irony ...

The Pittsburgh Steelers signed a QB to their practice squad (and in effect is now their #3 QB) after waiting 48 hours for him to clear waivers from the CFL's Montréal Allouettes. The Allouettes are the former Baltimore Stallions.

The QB happens to be Tyler Palko who was chosen by NFL failure, Dave Wannstedt, to be the starting QB for the Pitt Panthers. Palko's back-up was none other than Joe Flacco, who transferred to Delaware.

Palko has been sniffing around professional football still waiting to take a meaningful snap since being undrafted. He has been nothing but gracious whenever Flacco's name comes up in conversation and deserves high marks for at least sticking with his dream.

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October 21, 2009

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Several posters took issue with my prediction that the Ravens would figure enough out over the next few weeks to win the next three games and go into their M&T; Bank showdown against the Indianapolis Colts with a respectable 6-3 record. Two of those posters -- Gil and Mike B -- even went so far as to wonder if my blog has been chemically enhanced:

Gil's take: That is a very interesting prediction. Other than beer, I have never partaken in experimenting with serious controlled substances,however I would like to stop by and sample what you enjoyed just prior to starting this blog.

MikeB's take: You don't look like the type to do drugs, but to think the Ravens will be 6-3 when the Colts get here one would have to be on drugs! With this defense the Ravens will be lucky to go .500 for the season, and if anyone thinks they are going to fix things because they have a bye week, they are sadly mistaken!

My take: I did take some Advil yesterday. Does that count?

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September 4, 2009

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Today's featured comment comes from John in South Bend, who obviously has nothing better to do right now than fret about baseball's economic inequity while he and Notre Dame fan Dave Trembley wait to see if the Fighting Irish can handle Nevada in tomorrow's season opener:

John's take: Pete, I'd like to know more about league owners and what prospects there might be for a return to the days when every team played every other team roughly the same number of times, or -- gasp -- a salary cap or something like it.

I'm sure the prospects right now are dim, but I'm really just curious. Are all the owners as pleased with the status quo as I'm sure John Henry, the Steinbrenners, Arte Moreno, et. al., must be? Is there any distant momentum building for parity measures?

Has anyone read anything written this year that would shed real light on this? If not: Pete, do you think this is worth looking into during the offseason?

Pete's reply: During the spring, I talked to some people -- including Peter Angelos -- and heard some more grumbling about the economic disparity that was so evident when the Yankees signed almost a half billion dollars worth of free agents last winter. I'm sure there will be some clamor for more payroll equity in the next labor talks, but I haven't heard anything about going back to a balanced schedule. That would certainly help the Orioles on the field, though I don't know if anybody in the AL East would vote for it because of the money they make from those big Yankee and Red Sox crowds.

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August 29, 2009

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Today's featured comment comes from our funny friend Chris Joseph, who read my "News Item" about Danica Patrick possibly posing nude in ESPN The Magazine and let his mind wander somewhere you -- and I -- don't ever want to go:

Chris's take: Pete, can you confirm or deny reports that you are appearing in a nude spread in Baltimore Magazine along with Tom Davis and Fred Manfra called "The Beefy Boys of Baltimore Baseball Broadcasting"? Don't forget to list your turn-ons, turn-offs, and your favorite color.

Pete's reply: I really hate it when a relatively innocent situation where I was in the Orioles broadcast booth with Fred Manfra and Tom Davis and we were all naked gets blown so out of proportion.


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July 30, 2009

Rationalizing Pete Rose

The poster who calls himself Fireladdie72 read the reports that commissioner Bud Selig may be reconsidering the lifetime ban on all-time hits leader Pete Rose and brought up a fair question:

Fireladdie's take: If Bud Selig re-instates Rose,will he re-instate the Black Sox team and since it will be O.K. to bet on baseball,will the players only be allowed to bet to win?

Pete's reply: First of all, I don't really think Bud is seriously considering it. I believe he's letting the smoke clear after his friend Hank Aaron made those comments during the Hall of Fame festivities last weekend. Bud feels a great debt to his friend Bart Giamatti, who died shortly after making the gut-wrenching decision to ban Rose, who was a lot more popular at the time than he is now.

Now, for the more important part of your question. Rose broke the cardinal rule of baseball by betting on the Reds, so his ban is no great injustice, but there are some mitigating factors that allow you to believe what he did was not nearly as egregious as plan by some White Sox players to throw the World Series 90 years ago. He was not a player at the time (at least as far as the specific offenses that led to the original ban) and there is no evidence he ever tried to do anything but win every game he managed.

Does that absolve him of anything? Not really. What it does is cast him as a more sympathetic character than the guys who conspired with gamblers to lose a World Series for money. At least in my mind.


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July 24, 2009

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KipWingerpub.jpgMy friend Chris from Hawaii was one of the first posters to take issue with the notion that I look like Burn Notice star Bruce Campbell:

Chris's take: I've met Bruce Campbell. I've talked with Bruce Campbell. I've been genially ribbed by Bruce Campbell. You sir, are no Bruce Campbell. Though I still think you're a stand up chap.

Of course, I've never met you in person Pete, so how would I really know? There is the slight chance that you look nothing like your picture and everything like a picture of Bruce Campbell.

PS - Has anyone ever told you that you look like 80's glam metal lady killer and Tiger Beat appearance maker Kip Winger?

Pete's reply: Funny you should mention that. I've heard that a lot over the years. I've included a photo of Kip here so everyone can see why I was such a chick magnet back in the day.

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Today's featured comment comes from a poster named John Porter who thinks he sees a resemblance between me and a TV star:

John's take: Has anybody ever told you, you look like Bruce Cambell kinda?

Pete's reply: I wish. I'll let all of you decide. Here's a picture of Campbell, who stars in the USA Network series Burn Notice. Other than the shirt, I'm not seeing it.

USA Network publicity photo


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July 8, 2009

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Today's featured comment comes from Maxmorf, who is an eclectic sort who likes to see both me and the City of Baltimore feature some other sports for a change. Here's Maxmorf's response to my entry about the possibility of an Indycar race in Baltimore, though he wasted no time shifting gears:

Maxmorf's take: Nice to see something other than the Orioles written here...though I do love the Orioles...reminds me, read Kevin Cowherd's column today about the big international soccer match coming to M&T; Bank stadium. For me, soccer ranks right up there with insurance law in terms of fascination, but am making an exception here as I'd like to extend a hand across the waters to our friends in London, the Chelsea Football Club, for their wonderful "CAREFREE" chant...I've asked my cohorts at the Chesapeake Fencing Club here in Baltimore to see if we could adopt it (the expurgated version)...or the Chelsea team...since we share a common bond--a commitment to excellence, a love of achievement in sports, the thrill of victory, and of course, three important letters: CFC. Go CFC! Check us out at chesapeakefencing.com and our 10th annual all-night-of-fencing Oct. 16-17th, the FENCEATHON, to help support the Sisters Academy of Baltimore!

Pete's reply: I've always heard that good fencers make good neighbors. Is that true?

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June 15, 2009

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stevemartinap.jpgI'm getting schooled again on the people who went to the same school as I did. My trivia question yesterday that asked which comedian/actor attended Santa Ana College brought several answers and most of them were correct.

The question was sparked by the appearance yesterday of Atlanta Braves pitcher Kris Medlen, who -- according to Jim Palmer -- played baseball at Santa Ana College, a community college about two miles from the neighborhood I grew up in, and an institution I attended briefly before heading off the a four-year college.

One of the first answers I got was from Dave, who thought it was Steve Martin, but I said he was incorrect. The answer I was looking for was Will Ferrell, but quickly realized with the help of some readers that Diane Keaton also fit the description. Well, turns out that Dave was right, too, and here's his response to my response.

Dave's take: Hey Pete, I went looking because I knew someone from SNL of the 70's went to Santa Ana and it was Steve Martin, before he went to Long Beach State.

"After high school graduation, Martin attended Santa Ana Junior College, taking classes in drama and English poetry. In his free time he teamed up with friend and Garden Grove High School classmate Kathy Westmoreland to participate in comedies and other productions at the Bird Cage Theatre, a theater concession inside Knott's Berry Farm. Later, he met budding actress Stormie Sherk, and they developed comedy routines while becoming romantically involved. Stormie's influence caused Steve to apply to Cal State Long Beach for enrollment with a major in Philosophy."

Pete's take: Funny thing is, I went to a site that listed the college's prominent students and Martin wasn't there, and I knew he went to Long Beach State, so I assumed Dave was wrong. Guess a quick run by Wikipedia would have saved me another serving of crow. Good job, Dave.

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June 10, 2009

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When Dave Trembley removed Brad Bergesen after eight shutout innings and 97 pitches last night, a lot of posters here -- including one who goes by jongermany -- felt he should have let the kid finish the game, and I really don't have a problem with that. I can see it both ways, and I'll tell you why in a second.

Jongermany's take: In this situation, the way he finished the 8th and stood at only 97 pitches....(Dave) should have let him finished it....but, that the old school thinking in me.

My take: It may be a little old school, but there's nothing wrong with that. If there was a situation where it wouild have made sense to leave the guy out there, this was it...and Trembley went out to get him at his own peril considering the fan backlash that fell on Sam Perlozzo a few years ago for taking Jeremy Guthrie out with a 5-0 lead on Mothers Day.

Now for the flipside: Trembley seems to be handling this kid pretty well so far, so I don't know if he's second-guessable on this. His philosophy is to get the young pitchers out on a positive note, and he's okay with Bergesen saying afterward that he would love to have been able to finish the game. While we're at it, consider this: George Sherrill is on a roll and the Orioles might just want to run up his save total to make him a more valuable trade chip at midseason. That actually makes the most sense to me.


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June 6, 2009

Today's featured D-Day comment

Today's featured comment comes from Ryan, who has an important reminder for everyone -- including myself -- who didn't wake up and immediately think about what happened on the coast of France 65 years ago today and the ultimate sacrifice made by so many Americans (and Europeans) to liberate Europe and vanquish the Axis in WWII:

Ryan's take: Here is the day. The one day the 10's of thousands of the bravest men this country has ever known stormed up a beach an ocean away to literally stand up to and destroy evil. I get chills every year this day just thinking about, for lack of a better term, the balls it took to run up that beach. Every thing else really gets put into perspective on June 6.

Pete's take: Ryan, thanks for the great reminder. I visited the beaches at Normandy for the first time last November. When you see how far those guys had to run across those beaches and climb up those cliffs under intense enemy fire, it humbles you to the core. And we talk about guts when a guy throws a curveball with a full count. Having two parents who were both WWII veterans (mom was a Navy nurse), it was a very emotional experience to go there and see those rows of crosses at the American cemetery.

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May 17, 2009

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mredkoufax.jpgToday's featured comment comes from Anthony, who got a kick out of my finding a way to tie my coverage of Saturday's Preakness Stakes to one of my favorite 60's sit-coms, so he tied that sit-com (Mr. Ed) to our favorite sport:

Anthony's take: Hey, this is sports-related AND Mr. Ed-related ... if you've never seen the episode where Mr. Ed joins the Dodgers, you haven't seen one of the funniest scenes in TV history. Ed rounds third and goes sliding into home, prompting the Dodgers' absolutely terrified catcher to climb the screen. I believe it was Roseboro behind the plate. Leo Durocher, Willie Davis and some other Dodgers were in the episode. CLASSIC!

My take: It sure was, so I'm throwing up a publicity shot from the show for those who don't remember and don't watch TV Land.

Bonus take: Is it just me, or is there anybody else out there who thinks Ed would be an upgrade in that No. 5 hole in the Orioles rotation? I'd also settle for the guy to the right of him.

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April 13, 2009

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Today's featured comment comes from Johnboy, who read about Canada native and former O's pitcher Erik Bedard and became curious about another Canadian former Oriole:

Johnboy's take: Speaking of home grown guys making it good-- do you have any news on where Adam Loewen is and how his transition is going?

Pete's reply: Adam was assigned to the Blue Jays' Class-A club at Dunedin, Fla., but he started the minor league season on the 7-day disabled list with a shoulder injury. I put a call in to the team today and was told he is expected to be activated on Thursday and could make his minor league debut as a position player this weekend.

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April 5, 2009

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DaveAPbig.jpgToday's entertaining featured comment comes from regular contributor Chris Joseph, who saw a little humor in my comparing Alfredo Simon's rocky outing on Saturday night in Washington to the Apollo 13 mission. Enough so, that he basically turned the whole thing into a mini-screenplay:

A mid-April phone call placed by Dave Trembley:

Trembley: Warehouse, we have a problem. It's been a week and none of my starters have made it out of the fourth inning. Hendrickson just broke a team record--12 hits allowed in a third of an inning. I need help ASAP or we're gonna crash!...Over.

Warehouse: Roger that, Skip. Help is on the way, but it's gonna take at least a year to get there. You'll have to improvise. Try sticking Baez or Albers in the rotation. If that doesn't work, we can always bring back Cabrera...Over.

Trembley: Cabrera? You gotta be kidding! This ship is already careening out of control. I need somebody who can get people out...Over.

shatner.jpgWarehouse: What do you want from us, Skip? We already got you a Japanese guy...Uhura, Urethra...whatever. And we scoured the Mexican League for Alfredo Simon...Over.

Trembley: Hell, I'd rather have Paul Simon. Where have you gone, Rodrigo Lopez? A city turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo...Over.

Warehouse: I think you're losing it there, Skip. You better pull it together fast. Don't make me put Kevin Bacon at the helm. Failure is not an option!

Trembley: Oh no. Eaton just gave up his third grand slam this inning. It's no use. We're doomed! Maybe it's time to further my acting career. I made a really funny MASN commercial, and people say I look a lot like William Shatner (he's the guy on the left). Ahead warp factor one!...Trembley over...and out!

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March 12, 2009

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The commentor known as Beeb has taken issue with my decision to post an entry on the birth of a son to Nick and Christina Markakis:

Beeb's take: This is best described as riveting sports blogging. On a side note, do you happen to know the cost of a peck of asparagus, or is it a bushel? Also, does Brian Roberts eat mangoes.

Pete's reply: I realize it wasn't riveting, but I passed it along anyway. I'm pretty much taking the day off today, but came back to defend myself against your blatant charge of not being riveting. In fact, I'm going down to the local sheet metal shop now to do some riveting and prove you completely wrong.

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February 13, 2009

The "new" Adam Jones

Today's featured comment comes from Andrea Bradley, who you might know better as the mother of Orioles center fielder Adam Jones:

Andrea's take: "Just to let you know that you all will be pleasantly surprised at Jonesy weight gain. He looks good and is ready to do his thing! Go out there and have a great year Jonesy!"

Mommy~!

Pete's reply: I was never worried, mom. It was obvious last year that Adam had room to grow. I just hope he doesn't think he has to press to hit more home runs because of his new muscle mass. He needs to keep developing a sweet swing with Terry Crowley and let the power numbers take care of themselves over the next few years.

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February 4, 2009

First-and-second-guessing the Mitchell Report

mitchellgetty.jpgToday's featured comment comes from my friend Terpfan, who wants to take me to task for my opinion about the Mitchell Report. His level of passion probably has something to do with the tough outing his Terps had in North Carolina last night, but I'll engage him in a mini-debate just the same.

Terpfan's take: So what would you have suggested, having baseball continue to bury its head in the sand and not do an investigation? Seems to me it's easy to criticize the outcome, which was largely a result of the union preventing players from being interviewed, but quite another matter when it comes to suggesting a better course of action.

Pete's reply: I am not second-guessing anybody. I wrote at least two columns on the subject begging Bud Selig not to go forward with an MLB-funded investigation and my reasoning was the same then as it is now.

My rationale at the time: We already know what happened. Everybody knows what happened. All George Mitchell (at right with Bud) will do is drag the game through the mud for two years and start the whole thing over again when he releases the report. Nobody's head was in the sand. They'd already had congressional hearings. MLB's testing program already was being upgraded. The feds were already in the process of shedding a brighter light on the situation -- and Mitchell basically piggypacked on their efforts. Did you notice that the NFL (where a lot of this started on a professional level) just sat back and let baseball wallow in this thing. It was a bad idea and it turned out badly. This isn't hindsight at all. You can look it up.

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January 29, 2009

Draft choice compensation rules

I've gotten lots of requests to explain how draft choice compensation works, including this post from somebody who calls himself "Fang man."

Fang man's take: Could someone explain how the MLB draft works in terms of free agents lost (or signed)?

In other words, why would signing Sheets cost us a second round pick? Why not a first round pick? Or a third round pick?

Additionally, someone pointed out that we waited a whopping 123 picks after picking Wieters two years ago because we signed Baez and Bradford. Why such a long wait? (And just as an FYI, wasn't Arietta the guy we finally got?)

My reply: Good question. Free agent players are classified by the Elias Sports Bureau based on their recent past performance as Type-A, Type-B and unclassified players. Type-A free agents who are offered salary arbitration by their original clubs require the signing team to cede its first-round draft pick to the team that loses the player -- unless the signing team is in the bottom half of the majors in winning percentage the year before, in which case it must give up its second-round pick. Teams losing Type-B free agents who have been offered arbitration get a supplemental pick between rounds of the draft, but no direct compensation from the signing team.

Quick plug: Former New York Mets and Orioles exec Jim Duquette will join me in studio for Sportsline on WBAL (1090 AM) tonight. Popular former O's first baseman Kevin Millar will jump in at 7 on the phone and Washington Post columnist and all-time best-selling sports author John Feinstein also will join in at 7:30 to talk about the Maryland basketball controversy. If you're out of signal range, you can go to WBAL.com and click on the "Listen Live" icon.

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January 28, 2009

Super Bowl blues (Part Deux)

It isn't often that a reader actually sits down and writes a song for you, so I'm going to be the first to publish these lyrics from a poster who calls himself "the associate." He read my item about missing the Super Bowl Media Day and was struck by a muse. I certainly hope that didn't result in a concussion, but it did result in his version of the Super Bowl Blues:

Woke up this morning, had me them Super Bowl Blues
Said I woke up this mornin', had them Super Bowl Blues
Why oh why Ravens, did you have to lose

Come this Sunday, I'll be watching on my teevees
I guess this Sunday, I'll be watching on my teevees
No friends for company, just a can of aerosol cheese

Sung to the chords of "Statesboro Blues" by the Allmans

Tonight's radio dogma: We're going to take a look at the Maryland men's basketball situation on WBAL's Sportsline tonight at 6 p.m. Baltimore Sun sportswriter Jeff Barker will join me by phone during the first hour and Tony Pente of OriolesHangout.com will jump in at 7 to size up the Orioles player development situation going into spring training. If you're out of the WBAL (1090 AM) signal range, log onto WBAL.com and click on the "Listen Live" icon.

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January 21, 2009

Reader comment: O's spring backward

Today's featured comment comes from Section 34, who isn't surprised the Orioles are still trying to finalize a spring training deal after all these years:

Section's take: Here's an area in which Peter Angelos has nobody to blame but himself. In fact, I'd like to see a Sun story detailing the Orioles' long, fruitless search for a spring-training facility. Why, when other teams are able to make deals all the time, are the Orioles still training in a facility the Yankees abandoned that's distant from almost every other team training in Florida?

My suspicion is that Angelos thinks he's such a hot-shot that he keeps making demands until the Florida town in question says, "Forget it." But I'd like to see a well-researched story on the topic.

My reply: Wouldn't take a lot of research. Back when Florida and Arizona were building facilities for everyone in the 1990s, the pre-Angelos Orioles backed away from a project in Naples because they couldn't find anyone to pay for the land in exchange for naming rights.

Since then, the O's have had a couple of opportunities that were eventually co-opted by other teams. The Orioles turned down half of that beautiful Jupiter complex and missed out on the Disney complex in Orlando because they wanted to get something in Fort Lauderdale. Then, when Fort Lauderdale started to look like it wouldn't be the best option, they spent a couple of years negotiating with West Palm Beach. That didn't work out, so they resumed with Fort Lauderdale, but ran into trouble when the FAA wouldn't commit to cheap rent forever.

In each case, the priorities were all wrong. It was always about where the team's minority owners had waterfront homes or where the fans might be most likely to visit. The last thing anybody seemed to care about was the best competitive interests of the team, which explains how the minor league camp has been a 2 1/2-hour drive from the major league camp all these years.

Now, they have three possibilities and two of the cities involved are already sick of negotiating with them. For 19 years, they've asked for too much or been too indecisive or just have been incompetent. So they end up with hand-me-downs from the Yankees and now maybe the Red Sox.

The bottom line, in my opinion: The aforementioned misplaced priorities and an ownership structure that makes it almost impossible to make a major deal because Peter Angelos and his sons are afraid somebody, somehow might take advantage of them, so they always have to make the deal too one-sided in their own direction to get an agreement. Maybe this time will finally be different.

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January 3, 2009

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Today's featured comment comes from Shoreman, who agrees with me that the current BCS system ought to remove the C from the acronym so there would be truth in advertising:

Shoreman's take: Pete, I'm in favor of a playoff system also. But how is an eight-team system going to work? There are 11 conferences and 4 independents at this level in college. Some proposals want to use the top eight BCS teams. Under that system you might get as many as 4 teams from one conference. To me the BCS ranking system is part of the problem and should not be part of the solution. Others propose using the 6 conference champions from the BcS conferences and 2 at larges. (Pac10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC and Big East). This could leave conference champions from the other 5 conferences out of the playoffs. Since UTAH plays in the Mountain West, they might not get in. I think its going to take aleast a 12 game playoff with 11 conference champions and one at large bid. This would take 4 rounds with 4 teams getting a 1st round bye. It could easily be expanded to 16 teams and eliminate the byes. I think an 8-eam system would only lead to a 12 or 16-eam system. I like that system but what do think?

Pete's reply: I think we all have to accept the fact that no matter how many teams are involved, there will be controversy on the fringe. If it was eight teams this year, there would still be a Boise State-type team sitting at No. 9. I think eight is the most workable number if you want to keep some of the traditional bowls, and I would still go with some kind of poll formula since the point is to end up determining the best team, not the best of the conference champions. I would also prefer just going back to a straight Bowl-and-Poll system to what we have now.

Radio Somewhere: Apologies for the upside-down Springsteen reference, but I'll do whatever it takes to get you to tune in to The Peter Schmuck Show on WBAL today at noon. It is, after all, the only mainstream radio talkshow in America with Schmuck in the title, which should count for something. If you're not in listening range, go to WBAL.com and click on the "Listen Live" icon. We get calls from all over the country, so don't be shy.

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December 17, 2008

Good question

I realize I've already featured a reader comment today, but Tony asked a good question about why clubs cannot offer contract incentives for home runs, RBI and other qualitative statistics:

Tony's query: In regards to contracts, can you please define quantitative stats further? Why are the number of HR's or number of RBI's not considered a quantitative number? Thanks.

Pete's reply: Well, they are in the purely semantic sense, but baseball's labor agreement separates those that are qualitative -- meaning those that determine if a player had a good season or a bad one rather than those that reflect the number of at-bats, starts or innings pitched.

So, if a guy gets a bonus for 500 at-bats, it is a measure of how much he plays, not how well. He gets the money whether he hits .100 or .300. The labor agreement is written that way to avoid integrity issues. For example, if a player were at 49 homers and got $1 million for his 50th, he could -- theoretically -- pay a pitcher $100,000 to groove him a fastball. Probably wouldn't happen, but that's the reason they make the distinction.

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Today's featured comment comes from Nik, who is none to pleased with the ESPN report that the Orioles might be falling out of the Mark Teixeira derby:

Nik's take: Well it appears that we (the O's) are about to be the first of the final teams to drop out of the running. An article on ESPN is reporting that the O's are not willing to up their offer and as a result appear to be the first team out... Typical O's.

Pete's reply: Okay, let me spell this out one more time. The Orioles said at the beginning of the process that they would only be in play for Tex and A.J. Burnett if there was a "geographical" advantage, which means that they were always looking for a hometown discount. That said, the bidding isn't over and they have not said unequivocably that they won't improve their offer at the end of the process.

I don't think they are going to sign him. I've been saying that all along. But everyone needs to calm down. In the past 24 hours, Karl Ravech of ESPN has said that Tex has "an enormous attraction to the Orioles, Peter Gammons of ESPN has reported that it's down to the Red Sox and Nationals, and now Buster Olney of ESPN is saying that the Orioles are holding firm on their offer, which supposedly is well below everybody else's bid.

Last time I looked, there was no confirmed bid that is all that much higher than what the O's are believed to have offered. I'm not optimistic, but I'm willing to wait and see how the thing plays out before deciding that the O's have -- to paraphrase about 50 comments over the past two hours -- screwed up again or made a low offer because they were never really interested in signing the guy. There'll be plenty of time for those recriminations when he finally signs with somebody.

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December 1, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Darnell, who is enjoying the statistical turnaround that the Ravens have made in one year:

Darnell's take: Important stats this years as opposed to those in 2007. The Ravens are scoring more and the defense is once again stifling opponents. In 2007, the Ravens' opponents through 12 games averaged 24 points per game. The Ravens' average score was 17 PPG. In 2008 opponenets are averaging 16 PPG, while the Ravens are scoring 24 PPG. That is a big turnaround. Need I say more?

There is but one area that I believe needs to improve...special teams play. Yamon Figurs is hesitant and it seems a little too timid to run back kicks and punts. Our coverage on punts and kicks needs to be tightened up. Coach, get on top of these areas. Keep up the good work.

Pete's take: You're right on, and don't think John Harbaugh -- the former special teams coach -- isn't pushing hard to correct the situation.

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November 30, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Jeff V., who is not enamored with the idea of trading Garrett Olson for Felix Pie, which is pronounced Pee-Ay even though he's not from Pennsylvania:

Jeff V.'s take: No, we should be working on getting guys on the team that work the count and have a high OBP and Pie is not that guy. The only way getting Pie makes sense is if they put him in left field and move all the outfield walls back 20 feet.

Pie has all the makings of a bust, last year he put up .287 .336 .466 on his third trip to AAA in the PCL. Ror all the talk about his speed, he has a 63% career stolen base percentage, this is NOT someone you want running wild on the basepaths.

I don't see it, you don't trade a need (pitching) for a strength (left field) this is even more true when you consider the holes that may be in the O's infield after next season.

Pete's take: I have to say, I'm a little surprised at all the O's fans who are falling back in love with Olson. Everybody wanted to run the kid out of town on a rail last year. And I don't see how you view LF as a strength, though Luke Scott played okay there. The only place where 65 RBI from a corner outfield position is a strength is last place.

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November 26, 2008

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In today's featured comment, my blog friend Barry from New Jersey comes to the defense of me and my fellow Sun football oracles, some of whom came under fire here for picking the Eagles to win this past Sunday:

Barry's take: With all the silly stuff being said about the Sun writers failing as PR men in their prognostications, I'd love to see you guys all tab the Bengals this week. You could borrow the mantra from "Let it Ride" -- "You never know."

Pete's take: If nothing else, I appreciate Barry reminding me of one of my all-time favorite sports/gambling comedies. My favorite moment is when the suddenly red-hot, down-and-out horseplayer Jay Trotter (Richard Dreyfuss) is sitting in the Jockey Club for the first time and asks a beautiful stranger sitting next to him if he can buy her a drink.

Trotter: Can I buy you a drink?
Sexy woman: I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.
Trotter (looking right at the camera): I'm having a VERY good day.

I'm going to move it to the top of my Netflix queue right now.

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November 24, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Ryan, who is concerned about the pace of the Orioles contract negotiations with Brian Roberts and Nick Markakis:

Ryan's take: What have you heard about the SI posting that says the reason Markakis and Roberts are not yet signed to extensions is that both of their reps claim they will not decide what they are gonna do until they see what happens in the Teixeira and Burnett situations? If that is the case, I have come to the conclusion that beat reporting for the O's, going to games, watching games, and everything else is pointless. They just will never win. Can't sign talent, can't keep talent. What's left? People on the net are freaking out because nothing has been done yet. I think they are waiting for the Rule 5 before committing to a SS, to see who is available. I wonder what the excuse will be this year. Do you think local media is way too forgiving to the O's and way too hard on the Ravens?

Pete's take: Welcome to a special episode of Mythbusters. I don't doubt that Brian Roberts would like to see some sign that the O's will be more competitive next year, but Markakis has been waiting impatiently for the Orioles to sign him long-term. I have seen nothing from his agent (Jamie Murphy) to indicate he is hesitant to sign for that reason, and I believe he wants to get something done sooner rather than later. That only makes sense, since he has three more years under reserve. I don't share your fatalism about the future of the team, but I agree that it is difficult to sit through the offseason waiting to see if anything good is going to happen. Now, as far as the local media is concerned, I don't think that the Orioles get more favorable coverage than the Ravens. I just think some commentators are looking for any sign of hope with the Orioles, because fans have suffered so long, while being more analytical about the Ravens, because they actually have a chance to do something this year. I think that's fair.


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November 6, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from somebody who goes by a single letter -- "B" -- but is not so economical with his words. He's on a rant about my entry explaining how player agents are already planning to steer around the Barrack Obama's proposed tax increase on wealthy wage-earners, but his post eventually evolves into an interesting analysis of late-career hitters:

B's take: So instead of paying $3.4 million in taxes, these guys are going to pay $3.95 million in taxes. Instead of making $6.6 million PER YEAR they're going to make $6.05 million PER YEAR. How are they going to cope?

And by the way, that last little fraction in the $6.05 million figure is about what the average American HOUSEHOLD makes in a year.

This is the one thing that kills me about baseball players. You have guys who are already set for life talking about how they need these six, eight and ten year contracts so they have "security". I really would love to know what these $10 million plus per year guys do with their money that makes them so insecure about their future.

This brings me to the most recent owner/player match made in Hell: Scott Boras and Manny Ramirez. I don't know how Manny become so greedy and manipulative, but it that fact that his new personality came about when he signed on with Boras is no surprise. The only thing that would make me feel good about the Boras/Manny story is if Manny was unable to sign a contract this offseason because Boras's demands are so outrageous. Sure, Manny's an all-time great. One of the best, if not THE best, right handed power hitters in the history of the game. But if anyone honestly believes that he's going to hold up for six more seasons (he'll be 37 in May) certainly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. That said, I'm sure that Boras honestly believes that Manny will continue to perform into his early forties. But that's because Boras's brain is actually made up of tightly wrapped wads of hundred dollar bills.

Just for for, here's some history on 40+ year old right handed power hitters (based on the top 20 players on the all-time home run list):

-Hank Aaron: After his 40th birthday, Hammerin' Hank never hit more than 20 home runs or batted over .268 in a season. His batting averaged in his last two seasons were .234 and .229, respectively. He played in 137 games in 1974, but only 112 in '74 and just 85 in '76.

-Willie Mays: Turned 40 in 1971, hit .271 with 18 homers and 61 rbi in 136 games. '72? 88 games, .250 average, 8 homers, 22 rbi. '73? 66 games, .211 average, 6 homers, 25 rbi.

-Frank Robinson: Turned 40 in August of 1975. 1976 stats: .224, 3 homers, 10 rbi in 36 games.

-Frank Thomas: Turned 40 last May. Hit .240 with 8 homers, 30 rbi and a torn quadriceps in 2008.

-Ernie Banks: Turned 40 in January of 1971. Hit .193 with 3 homers and 6 rbi in 39 games that season.

Jimmie Foxx, Harmon Killebrew, Mike Schmidt, Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire didn't play into their 40's.

Of the lefties on the list, only Ted Williams, Reggie Jackson and Barry Bonds played well into their forties. While Williams and Jackson were still productive, they were shells of their former selves. And even a roided up Bonds never hit over .276, and didn't eclipse 28 homers or 77 rbi in his last two full seasons after five consecutive seasons of 40+ homers and 90+ rbi. And we're currently witnessing the massive decline of Ken Griffey Jr. And he's only 38.

Wow. That was long. And pretty off topic. Either way, I wish owners and GMs would read this instead of listening to Boras's garbage about how Manny should get a Bonds/A-Rod contract despite the fact that Bonds declined when he hit 40 and A-Rod's only 32.

My take: I'm on vacation and I just missed my tee time reading this.

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October 29, 2008

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Today's featured comment is from a statistical guru who calls himself Waspman. Now I don't know if he's a superhero who dresses up like a wasp, or a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant who was at a loss for a screenname, but I do know he takes his football analysis very seriously:

Waspman's take: I use four criteria for my rankings. Three are weighted based on the each team's last eight games with the high and low tossed out to reduce anomalies and the two least recent games given reduced impact. They are Point Percentage, Point Differential, and Time of Victory (or Defeat). Each is worth 20 percent.

The fourth criterion -- the remaining 40 percent -- is based on Strength of Victory (or Defeat). It takes the entire season into consideration and is not weighted.

Furthermore, the SoV/D is a dynamic measure. For example, the Ravens lost to the Colts and defeated the Dolphins. Every win Miami gets helps Baltimore's ranking; every loss Indianapolis gets hurts Baltimore's ranking.

Much to my surprise, the Ravens moved up to seventh place. They have been as low as 22nd place this season. Most of their current ranking is bolstered by their convincing wins with little negation from their close losses. The Indy game right now looks to be aberrant. Their ranking will surely suffer if they have another genuine clunker in the next couple od weeks.

Oh and yes, the Titans are Number One (third straight week), the Giants are Number Two (second straight week), and the Redskins are Number Four (their highest position although their entire division has represented the Top Ten most of the year).

Pete's take: And all this time I've just been going with the toughtest-looking team mascot.

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October 22, 2008

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Today's featured post is from Rich, who thinks the Chris McAlister controversy is much ado about nothing:

Rich's take: Surely you jest! C-Mac wearing shorts in a hotel lobby being "wrong?" In Florida? Call The Hague for Crimes Against Humanity!

If there was a rule against wearing shorts in a Florida hotel then the person making that rule needs to have his head examined (see the NFL conduct policy, it's in there). What exactly is wrong about wearing shorts? If a player is not playing but is on the sideline representing the team, then I can see some sort of dress code, as he is publicly representing the team. But walking through a hotel lobby he should be treated like any other person. Dress codes like this were stupid when I played college sports, where the new "disciplinarian coach" wanted us to wear jackets and ties for a multi-hour bus ride (in old dirty buses) and then walking from the bus into an old dirty locker room to change for the game. This dress code sounds even stupider.

Now, if Harbaugh is really interested in "discipline," how about having the defense tackle properly and wrapping up the ball carriers, rather than just hitting them and hoping they fall down? How about serious consequences for stupid 15-yard penalties?

Good blog, keep it going!

Pete's reply: I'm not a big dress code fan myself, as you can probably guess, but it wasn't just walking into the lobby. It was walking into the lobby and getting on the team bus when he knew the rule. Clearly, he violated it on purpose to make some kind of deviant statement. Harbaugh is trying to instill a better "team" ethic, so I think it's not about whether to have a dress code, but whether someone thinks he is a big enough star that he gets to make his own rules.

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October 21, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Maxmorf, who apparently had some things to get off his chest:

Maxmorf's take: Good to hear that the boys are doing well (at the Arizona Fall League), because gosh knows we O's fans need to hear some good news, ANY news because, quite frankly, I'm less than enthralled by a Phillies vs. Rays Series, though it is nice to see somebody other than those millionares clubs in NY and LA playing in the fall classic. Okay, now to business, i.e. getting the Orioles on the right path again.

No. 1: Trade Roberts. He's in his 30s, unless he is wearing a big red "S" under his O's jersey, he's soon to start making those first steps either towards the broadcast booth or selling insurance or AMWAY products, whatever happens to players when they don't play anymore. His value will never be higher and you never know if he'll have a recurrence of injury. Knowing MacPhail, he'll make a trade if he is given value. "Value" btw, looks like Alex Rodriguez and not Kiko Garcia. You'd think that would be obvious, but for proof, see Syd Thrift.

No. 2: Forget "Tex" and AJ Burnett. Tex ain't leavin' California, and AJ has injury issues and haven't we been burned enough with injuries? Take the money you would have wasted on these guys and their brethren and invest it in the farm system. We should be creating a network of baseball schools across the globe. Over a billion Chinese and Russians and not one can pitch or hit a ball? C'mon.

No. 3: Bring back the fans. Somebody get a decent medium so we can conjure the ghost of Bill Veeck to give the O's front office some halfway decent promotional ideas.

No. 4: Take the great three-headed project, Olson-Liz-Burres, and put them in the bullpen where they belong. They all pitched a heckuva lot better coming out of the bullpen, particularly Olson and Burres, than they did as starters. But watch Liz. He's the one I think may have the best potential to stick as a starter.

No. 5: Give Kevin Millar the Key to the City and promise of a job, any job, with the club after he retires and then show him the door. Kevin is a tremendous asset, but he's keeping younger guys who need a chance from having that chance. I hope that if Kevin does leave, he does return in some capacity with the Orioles ala Rick Dempsey.

That's all.

Pete's reply: That's all? Who's your publisher?

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October 19, 2008

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kylesun.jpgApparently, my new blog-friend JJ thinks I have time to do his homework for him, and he is right:

JJ's take: Hey Pete, someone mentioned that Flacco is doing no better than Boller during his rookie year or anytime. Can you wrestle up a comparison of the two stat wise at this point of their rookie seasons? Thanks.

Pete's reply: Of course, JJ, your wish is my command. I did a little Internet digging and came up with Kyle's day-by-day from his rookie season in 2003, and here are the statistical lines for both players:

Kyle Boller: 80 completions in 152 attempts for 845 yards and four touchdowns. He threw seven interceptions, fumbled seven times and lost three of the seven fumbles. He averaged 5.56 yards per pass and 141 yards passing per game.

Joe Flacco: 107 completions in 167 attempts for 1,076 yards and two touchdowns. He has thrown seven interceptions, fumbled six times and lost one of the six fumbles. He is averaging 6.44 yards per pass and 179 yards passing per game.

Conclusion: Both players won three of their first six starts. Boller (left) would win two of his next three games to go 5-4 as a starter before getting hurt and missing the next five weeks of the season. The overall numbers, I think, are inconclusive. I'd say they are statistically comparable through their first six starts.

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October 11, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Brandon, who was pretty jazzed that Matt Wieters is dominating another league:

Brandon's take: Unreal. this kid is going to be the greatest Orioles player ever!

Pete's take: I think we can all agree that we love to hear somebody express this kind of enthusiasm for an Orioles prospect, but that's a lot to put on the kid. The last 11 years notwithstanding, this is a team with a lot of Hall of Famers in its history. Let's start with Wieters making the team next spring and go from there.

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October 10, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Almost Believin', who took offense to my end of the conversation about Sarah Palin being invited to drop the ceremonial first puck by the Philadelphia Flyers tomorrow night at the Wachovia Center:

Almost Believin's take: Sorry Mr. Schmuck, but you lost me with your comments in response to the Palin on Ice comments. In my opinion, your comments were out of line for a sportswriter. I might come back and read your stuff in the future, but I probably will not.

Pete's reply: Are you really that sensitive? I was told that the blogosphere was like the Wild West, where anything is fair game (within reason). Frankly, though I appreciate your participation, if you don't have the stomach for somebody disagreeing with you, I'm not going to shed any tears at your departure. I like a lively conversation and I'm not going to censor myself because some fans aren't tough enough to handle it. I'm tough enough to take criticism every day in this blog -- and I post all of it unless it libels someone else or includes words I'm not allowed to publish -- so I expect no less for from you. If you can't stand the heat, go ahead and get out of the kitchen.

Bonus Schmuck explanation: I'm a little surprised at the response to the Palin item, which was viewed by a lot of people as some kind of endorsement. In the item, I clearly questioned the contention by the Flyers owner that it was not a political event, and I cited the Philly.com poll that said 60-plus percent of the respondents disapproved of it. I didn't make a single, positive editorial comment about Palin. The only thing I can think of in the comments section that might have offended this poster was my criticism of another poster for calling Palin a derisive name. I would have done the same if he had directed that kind of verbal abuse to any of the candidates. I agree with some of the posters that it would be inappropriate of me to spend time on the blog trying to impose my political beliefs on anybody, and I will not do that. In that realm, I even bore myself.

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October 9, 2008

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Today's timely featured comment comes from Birdland Todd, who wonders if there is a fairer way to incorporate a wild card team into the baseball playoff format:

Todd's take: Pete, I like the wild card, but I don't like the fact that, other than not having home field advantage, there is difference being a division winner or wild card. I wish the season was cut short to 152-155 games (not going to happen, I know) and have two wild card teams that play a best out of three series and that winner plays the team with best record and the team with the second best record plays the third best team. This way if you make it to the series as a wild card team, YOU EARNED IT.

The other thing that a 152-155 game season would do is allow the games (not wild card) to be seven-game series, as this five game format is crazy. I get that we can't have games going on in the middle of November, but if they cut spring training and cut the schedule, I think the post season would be even more special.

Pete, is there any talk about changes and what is your take?

Pete's reply: I agree that the Division Series should be best of seven, but the powers that be aren't looking for competitive purity here, they're trying to make it possible for a weak second-place team to win the World Series. That was the point from the start, so that small-market teams would have more of an avenue to compete. It's not fair to the team that won 100 games and ran away with its division title, but that's not going to change.

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October 6, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Rick, who's feeling a little paranoid after that ridiculous roughing call in yesterday's loss to the Titans and got even more fired up after reading my entry entitled Ravens robbed (Part Deux):

Rick's take: Part Deux? Try Part XXX or higher. Of course they were robbed. Where have you been for 13 years? Week in and week out, year after year, its the same thing - a "questionable" call at a critical point in the game that turns it against the Ravens. Whether its phantom chop blocks, uncalled horsecollar tackles, back-to-back leveraging calls, false starts turned into encroachment at the insistence of the opposing player, not stopping play after a dead ball foul then throwing a late flag on a BS personal foul, unreviewable field goal calls reviewed, it goes on and on and on and on. The NFL is fixed. It favors certain teams over others (quick - find me a weather game on the Redskins schedule in the last 15 years). Hines Ward can pull a guy out of bounds by his chinstrap and the ref watching him do it waits for the reaction and flags that. And Ward does this in every game - cheap shots, blocks in the back, riding guys out of bounds, etc etc etc and he NEVER gets called for it. In 2000 we were good enough to beat the refs (though they tried - remember the no-touch roughing the QB on McNair in the playoffs that year? Same thing - 3rd down, critical call, almost turned the game). Until we are that good again, you're watching professional wrestling. They fixed Super Bowl 40 and got away with it and now they fix any game they want to. It's scripted and you're wasting your time.

Pete's take: I admire Rick's passion, though I hope he's not spending a lot of time on the freeway right now. I don't believe there is an NFL conspiracy to screw the Ravens, but I am losing patience with the inconsistent way the NFL interprets its own rules. Though that Cleveland field goal last year clearly went through the uprights and -- if all is right with the world -- the original call should have been corrected, the rules have to be tweaked so that every ridiculous call can be fixed...or not. If you're going to be consistent, the Ravens would have won that Browns game and then the rule would have been changed afterward to make sure it didn't happen again. If you're going to go case-by-case, then you have to also fix a phantom pass interference call that puts the ball on the 1 yardline if the replay clearly shows the defender never touched the receiver. If it's about being consistent and fair, then you've got to be consistent and fair across the board. That's why I understand Rick's frustration if I don't buy the conspiracy theory.

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October 2, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Eddie, who is a Steelers fan -- a negative attribute that is balanced out by great taste in bloggers:

Eddie's take: What I find interesting is the whining about Ward and his so-called "antics." Half the Ravens team are the same way, like the pot calling the kettle black. The alarming thing for us Steeler fans is that the Ravens may have found their "franchise QB", and all you guys can do is whine about Ward. Seems like he's gotten into you heads as well, and your not even on the field.

Pete's reply: I can't disagree. I think Hines takes it to a more personal level, but I blame the Ravens for paying any attention to him.

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October 1, 2008

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Today's featured post is from Tony, who was happy to see Willis McGahee fire back after his work ethic was questioned by Suzy Kolber on Monday Night Football:

Tony's take: Good he should respond like that. She has no idea what he has and hasn't done. Don't see how a couple of more OTA's helps you get your ribs ready for action.

Pete's take: I don't know about that. I've got to believe the sharper you are, the less likely you are to be a position to get hurt. She isn't the first person to bring that up, and I'm guessing she picked up that tidbit from someone close to the Ravens. Wouldn't be terribly surprised if the team wants that message sent for next year.

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September 28, 2008

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ryanhoward.jpgBoy, I love it when people do my work for me. Here's a season-closing, marathon post from Birdland Todd, who says he wants my opinion but really just wrote so he could get his votes on the record for all the postseason awards:

Todd's take: Pete, at the beginning of the month, I asked you who you thought would be the MVP, ROY, Cy Young and Manager of the Year in both leagues, so with Sunday being it, who are your picks now?

AL MVP: Justin Morneau (I don't think the Twins would be in the hunt without this guy, as they are a soft hitting team so no way they make up the 129 runs that Justin knocked in)

Rookie of the Year: Evan Longoria

Cy Young: Cliff Lee (lower right)

Manager of the Year: Joe Maddon

NL MVP: Ryan Howard (The avg. isn't good nor the errors, but this guy produced when it counted and carried the team to a division title)

Rookie of the Year: Geovany Soto

CY Young: Johan Santana (I had Webb at the beginning of the month, but Johan was the one Met pitcher that basically carried his team and did it under a huge spotlight)

Manager of the Year: Joe Torre (It would be easy to go with Lou, but the Dodgers played without Furcal for 120+ games. They lost their closer for 60 days. Andruw Jones was injured and Kent missed a big portion and has been basically a pinch hitter since coming back and yet they won their division)

clifflee.jpgComeback player of the year: Carlos Delgado (Hamiltons' story was great, but my definition of a comeback player is someone who's an established player, but either in decline or coming back from a serious injury. Carlos was awesome this year and showed that he is still a feared hitter with 38 HRs and 115 RBIs)

Most Valuable Oriole: Nick Markakis, as this guy walks, scores runs, hits doubles, hit .300, gold glove arm and helps retrieve the grocery cart for elderly women.

Pete's picks...

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September 26, 2008

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danielap.jpgToday's featured comment comes from our funny friend Chris Joseph, who obviously can't wait for Sunday:

Chris's take: I'm really looking forward to this final weekend, just to see if the O's can clinch the Triple Crown of Wildness (walks, HBP, WP). The walks and hit batsmen are locks, but since the WP race is so close, it could take a Sunday cameo from DCab to nail it down. It might go something like this...

It's the ninth inning, and the Blue Jays have the bases loaded (from walks, naturally). Dave Trembley approaches the mound and signals for the righty. The gate swings open, and the tall, angular frame of Daniel Cabrera (left) lopes in. The massive crowd of 837 goes wild and chants, "Ball-o, Ball-o" which (pardon my French) I believe is Spanish for "one who possesses the control of a rabid pit bull."

Trembley places the baseball in Daniel's massive right paw, pats him on the back, and says, "Trust your stuff. Just aim for the middle of the plate, and everything will be fine..Oh yeah, and respect the game, dammit!" Daniel fires his first warm up toss into the club level, which is just as well because Ramon Hernandez is devouring his third crab pretzel from Phillip's and wouldn't have caught it anyway.

The batter steps in. Daniel toes the rubber, reaches back, and lets it fly...

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September 25, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Budafinguz, who thinks the lack of trash talk on the part of the Ravens this week is directly connected to the coaching change:

Budafinguz' take: This is exactly the kinda team i've been wanting for years. No matter how much i despise Bill Belichick, I admire his preparation and the subdued demeanor he influences on his team, and this is most definitely a Belichick-esk attitude Harbaugh has brought to Baltimore. We know what Bart and McAllister want to say, but the fact that they don't, says a lot about their focus. Rock 'em to sleep, then punch 'em in the mouth.

Pete's take: I have little doubt that John Harbaugh and the semi-new staff has stressed the importance of acting as a team no matter what the situation, and that includes what the players put on the street going into a game. Don't think you'll ever entirely control the likes of Bart Scott and Ray Lewis, but it seems like everyone is buying into the team concept that Harbaugh has been preaching from the moment he got the job. Of course, that's easy to say when you're 2-0, so let's not make any sweeping judgments just yet.

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September 24, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from TerryP, who quickly grew weary of my Tampa Bay Rays -- print, net, blog -- media blitz:

TerryP's take: It's pretty bad when we get pep talks from the manager of one of the former classic bottom feeders in MLB. I suppose the rationale is that anything is possible but it's also just as possible that the mighty Tampa Bay team will slide down to .500 next year.

Who scares you offensively besides Pena, Longoria or Crawford or maybe Upton?. Their rotation is decent but nothing special (a lot better than ours, of course!) so it's one of those Cinderella stories but give credit where it's due. No one in Tampa seems to care, but their franchise competitive-wise looks brighter than Baltimore.

I guess you could argue that we are now more like Pittsbugh or KC with the consistent losing and with rosters full of unproductive vets that can't catch on anywhere but the BIG 3! Hopefully, this offseason will prove me wrong and we continue the rebuild by immediately releasing guys like Walker/Ramon and stop trolling the bargain bin/waiver wires. I am also hoping that the massive DL is cleared up so we get a true picture of our pitching situation.

Pete's take: Don't turn your nose up completely at the waiver wire. I believe that's where the Orioles stole Jeremy Guthrie. The lesson of the Rays isn't just player development, it's also trolling the bargain bin for the right pieces to complete the puzzle. I agree it's galling to have the Rays pole vault over the Orioles (and everybody else), but there are some things to be learned from their success, however short-lived you think it might be.

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September 22, 2008

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Today's featured comment is coming to you a little early because I slept a little late and am stalling for time to put up another scintillating post. This is from Jeff from Roch-ville, who apparently doesn't realize that Roch is now in Birdland:

Jeff's take: Geez Louise Pete, it was a freakin' circus last night for those of us who just wanted to watch a ball game! Having to listen to the ESPN call the game (which they somehow managed to do in between talking about history, Yogi Berra, etc etc) was just torturous.

Yes, there was a huge amount of history in Yankee Stadium and it was a great event, but the game was totally overshadowed by the ceremony pomp, circumstance etc. OK, so neither team is really in contention (unless the Yankees in a frenzy of excitement and enthusiasm go on a streak-which admittedly could happen), but it still counts for stats, for next year and just out of respect for the game.

But whatcha' gonna do Peter? It was what it was. Waters did a fair job in the beginning and we got shut down as usual. I guess the only consolation I can take is that, as a Verizon FIOS subscriber down here in Montgomery County, I FINALLY GOT TO WATCH THE ORIOLES IN TRUE H-D! Seems that Verizon FIOS doesn't deem baseball important enough to give the MASN HD broadcasts an HD channel forcing us to watch it on 67 in Standard Definition or on "FIOS-1" in F-D (Fuzzy Definition). Both stink especially when you still see the little "MASN HD" logo in the corner. At least when ESPN broadcast it, it was true H-D thus justifying my new TV.

Onwards to see what we can do to the Rays or how they can do it to us...then Toronto and blessedly this season will be put to bed. What do you think?

Pete's reply: I totally agree that it's frustrating to watch a non-HD broadcast on an HD set. Better to go upstairs and watch it on your old TV in your kid's room. I don't agree about the Yankee Stadium tribute. Whatever you think of the Yankees, that stadium has featured a ton of history and some of it Baltimore-related. Even the greatest-living-players tribute was stolen from the final day at Memorial Stadium, so we have that going for us. I liked all the history stuff and thought the game should be an afterthought. Now that I think about it, was there an Orioles game last night?

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September 18, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Scott, who not only refuses to drink the Kool-Aid, he thinks the rest of us have drowned in it:

Scott's take: Listen everyone, I love the fact that all of you have all these hopes and aspirations (pipe dreams). Fact of the matter is this, we may think we have young talent but we don't name one of our pitchers that would even be a No. 2 on someone else's roster. Not one. Its pathetic. Keep dreaming of 2010, maybe Peter will have you thinking of 2015 after that.

Do you honestly think our farm system is that good? C'mon now. We always look at the best of our best but in reality our best is not even mediocre. Wake up. I love the Orioles always have, but the ownership has proved its point once again, we can't even settle for mediocracy, when that is all that they are looking for to show progress? Whatever.

They act like we are all in preschool, show us some candy maybe some silly magic and we will show some interest. Hey lets take a vote. Lets guess who they might trade this year to make our team "BETTER," anyone who has a little bit of a salary. If we get rid of salary and bring up unproven and unwanted talent maybe we can stick it to the fans and watch them pay the same price or more for seats and merchandise but yet shell out less on the talent. Thanks Peter and thanks to all of you who keep believing in it. "Orioles Magic". WOO HOO!!!!

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September 16, 2008

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Today's comment comes from Rich, who took issue with my column about the developmental strategies of the Orioles and Ravens:

Rich's take: I think your article about the Raven's and the Orioles is very misleading. The Ravens won the Super Bowl in 2000, won their division in 2003 and 2006. The Orioles haven't won HALF their games since 1997 and haven't even been within 13 games of the division lead since 1997. They have been in a rebuilding phase for 10 years!

Simply because they may have some promising minor league players is nice but far from a guarantee. We've seen this before and without a lot of depth, many of these future players either fall to injuries or never become ML players.

Just look ahead to next year. The Orioles have ONE starter you can count on and he has never pitched 200 innings.

I grew up in the Orioles successful days (late 60s/70s/80s) and would love to see that success again but without several more years of obtaining/developing talent in the minors, they simply don't have much depth there, yet. Who is there at SS, 2B, 3B or even 1B in the minors to become a Ryan Howard, Longoria, etc.?

In another year or two maybe the article would have been more appropriate.

Pete's reply: You make some good points, but I don't think the column was particularly misleading. I was writing about the current plan and how it is being carried out and comparing it to how the NFL team tries to rebuild. I conceded that the last 11 years (and particularly the last month of so) make it hard to see progress, and also outlined how the NFL is judged over a shorter period of time because of the salary cap. The fact that the O's have just Guthrie as a legitimate rotation guy going into next spring is only semi-relevant, since the Orioles do have a wide array of young pitchers to audition and the plan has always been focused on 2010. The lack of position depth remains a major problem, but it was part of the original plan to go outside to fill the organizational void at a couple of key positions.

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September 15, 2008

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Today's comment comes from Tim, who thinks he has figured out how Garrett Olson can get his head back on straight:

Tim's take: Olsen's problem is very simple. Just like the movie For Love Of The Game, he has to block out all distractions, just zone in, and just concentrate on the batter and the plate. Pitching is 75 percent mental. For assistance in this matter just tell Olsen to do whatever the catcher says. Have the catcher call all the pitches and pitch outs as well as going to 1st base etc. No shaking off pitches. This way it will cut down on thinking too deeply, and improve his concentration, and as he gets more confindance in a couple games, then let him start making his own pitch selections. The nervousness will go away with not having to think too much at first.

Costner.jpgPete's take: So, let me make sure I have this straight, you want him to let Ramon Hernandez do the thinking for him? Seriously, I don't know what the answer is, but I hope Garrett figures it out because he worked hard to have a very good minor league career and hasn't been able to translate that into major league success.

Bonus take: Thanks also for bringing up For Love of the Game, which starred Kevin Costner, who -- coincidentally enough -- is another Cal State Fullerton graduate from 1977-78. Not my favorite Costner baseball movie by a longshot -- how could it be after Bull Durham and Field of Dreams -- but it was an interesting fictional journey through the mind of an aging pitcher as he enjoys one last hurrah. Might be a good one to rent before this weekend's final games at Yankee Stadium.

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September 13, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from one of our newest posters, John Hamer, who gave a shout out to all of you:

John's comment: Pete, I am new to your blog and I do enjoy checking it before bed. But I just wanted to say you have very knowledgeable readers. Also enjoy seeing the comments of other informed fans. O's in 09!

Pete's take: I'm not sure I intended this blog to be a sleep aid, but I'm always happy to help. I agree about the quality of the discourse. The thing that surprised me the most when I arrived in this little section of cyberspace was the solid writing ability of the people who post comments here -- from both a grammatical and informational standpoint. I'm not just blowing smoke up your laptop, but I don't want to be too complimentary or you'll all end up with giant heads like mine.

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September 7, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Chris Joseph, who was the first to complete my half-done Top 10 list of things to do on the first Sunday I can remember in September with no scheduled Orioles game:

6. Acknowledge the presence of your significant other for the first time ever on a September Sunday. Or not.

7. Surf the tube for those Sunday religious shows and spend 30 minutes marveling at Joel Osteen's teeth. Or coveting his wife.

8. Clean out the refrigerator and eat everything that doesn't look like a science experiment gone horribly wrong.

9. Tune in to "Meet the Press" just to see if the Tim Russert tribute has wrapped up yet.

10. Catch up on the archives of Pete's blog and make lots of sarcastic entries, just for fun.

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September 6, 2008

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Tonight's discouraged diatribe comes from Terpfan, so you probably know which direction this is headed:

Terpfan's take: Wow. Can sports around here possibly get any worse? I spent $15 per ticket to take nine people to the O's game tonight for my 7 year-old's birthday. The game was so bad that I was ready to leave before the little kids who were with us were. We left in the fourth inning. I figured, why not go home and watch the Terps, whom I set the DVR for. My night went from bad to worse, if that is possible. Watching Chris Turner was as bad as watching Cabrera. Losing by 10 to Middle Tennessee may be a low point for this program. If Ralph can't start recruiting players to compete then it's time to find someone who can. Same with Gary, although he probably gets to decide when to go since he actually won a title.

Can all sports around here possibly be this bad? Between the O's, the Ravens and the Terps (both basketball and football) it can't get much worse can it? I don't root for the DC teams, but they haven't won anything in years either. Is there a curse? This is awful.

Pete's soothing take: Whenever I play poker, there invariably comes a point in the evening when I utter a similar phrase -- "Can I really be this bad?" Of course, the answer is as obvious as it is expensive. I don't think it's fair to include the Ravens just yet, since they haven't played a regular season game, though there may be plenty of time for that later.

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September 3, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Chris Joseph, who thinks my list of Deep Thoughts was incomplete:

More deep thoughts:

-- There was one positive from last night's game: single-digit walks allowed!

-- Quote from Liz: "I was trying to be too perfect." That's the problem with the O's staff. They're all just way too good to get anybody out.

-- 14 to 2 will be the score of about half the Ravens' games this year. The Ravens won't be the ones with the 14.

-- You know things are bad when you're looking to Lance Cormier to be the stopper. That's like asking Paris Hilton to do calculus or smelt copper ore.

-- I think the O's should send the entire pitching staff to join Adam Loewen in the instructional league in the offseason and teach them to become hitters.

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September 2, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Big Daddy, who takes issue with the attention I paid to Rick Neuheisel's head coaching debut at UCLA:

Big Daddy's take: It is obvious to me that Mr. Schmuck is yet another cog in the West Coast sports media bias. For the love of whatever deity you happen to believe in, can SOMEONE cover some East Coast sports? Isn't there a Yankees or Red Sox game being left neglected in the corner, waiting for ESPN to come back after the jump to give it an off-handed mention before devoting ANOTHER five-minute diatribe on the state of the WAC?!?

Won't SOMEONE think of the children?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pete's take: Big Daddy, I appreciate your post because I knew I would have to explain myself eventually.

No. 1. The UCLA/Tennessee game was the featured game on ESPN in Baltimore last night.

No. 2. Neuheisel was previously a high-profile coach in Baltimore.

No. 3. Tennessee is not a West Coast team.

No. 4. Since I am a USC fan, I have a lifelong disdain for UCLA and would not publicize the Bruins if the circumstances did not have make them relevant to local fans.

As for ESPN's supposed West Coast bias, I believe the studio is located in Bristol, Conn., so I don't know how something like that would develop. Maybe you saw USC/Virginia on ABC and UCLA/Tennessee on ESPN because Penn State/Coastal Carolina and Ohio State/Youngstown State didn't exactly capture the imagination of the viewing public.

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August 30, 2008

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kevinkennedy.jpgToday's featured comment comes from a wise guy named eric, who looked at this picture of Kevin Kennedy in one of my earlier posts and couldn't help himself:

Eric's take: Is that picture Ron Burgandy or Bruce Cunningham?

Pete's take: Good question. I don't think it's Bruce, because the guy in the picture isn't trying to convince me he birdied the hole after driving into the water three times.

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August 29, 2008

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Today's frustrated featured comment comes from TerryP, who had a front row seat in his living room for Jeremy Guthrie's meltdown tonight:

Terry's take: Wow. Even Guthrie seems to have been inflicted with ineffectiveness. Maybe bad control and serving up fat pitches is contagious. Not to be outdone, Fernando comes in and serves up a couple of long ones. Too bad there isn't a mercy rule!

At least the handful of Rays' fans will go home happy tonight. What's tonight's attendance,10 thou? Pretty pathetic for a first place team, they don't seem to draw any better than when they were in last. And it's not like it's expensive to watch a game in Tampa so what gives?
So when does Tampa nation start making it's presence known around MLB? Can they fit the four of them in a Honda Civic?

Pete's take: That's a good question. It's not like the Orioles are a big draw right now, so I'm not surprised that more people don't attend an indoor baseball game in the Tampa Bay area with a tropical storm looming. I was more shocked when they couldn't draw 20,000 for a playoff preview against the Angels recently.

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August 28, 2008

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Today's featured comment is from Jack, who -- like many of you -- is a little overwhelmed by all the bad news that has come out of Ravens training camp the past week or two:

Jack's take: I gotta say, at this point I am less optimistic about the Ravens chances this season than I was about the Orioles in March.

Pete's take: I totally understand. I don't think the Ravens are going to win 70 games either.

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August 26, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Scooter, who wasn't satisfied with my list of the oddities of yesterday's unsuspended game:

Scooter's take: Here's another weird but true fact about the game. From the "Too much time on my hands" department: The game started on the 119th calendar day of the year and ended on the 238th calendar day of the year...119 days after it started.

Pete's take: That really is quite a weird coincidence...and I back-checked Scooter to verify the information, saving thousands the trouble of clicking on their Calculator function and trying to remember how many days are in each month. Important hint: This is a leap year, or -- if you want to be snooty about it -- an intercalary year.

Confidential to Scooter: When you get done with whatever strange calculation you're working on now, could you come over and balance my checkbook?

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August 25, 2008

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Our featured comment of the day comes from Deke, who is regular in these parts and usually has something cogent to add to the debate -- in this case, the ongoing conversation about what to do with this O's pitching staff:

Deke's take: They should get rid of Walker and sign one of the kids that pitched at Williamsburg. Anything would be better. I feel sorry for Trembley, his relief staff has fallen apart, in part due to injuries and political and business decisions on the part of the front office, and he has one solid starter. Now the bats are cooling off, so how can you expect him to win?

Pete's take: I'm going to give Deke the typographical benefit of the doubt (as so many of you have given me) and assume he meant Williamsport, which is the site of the Little League World Series. I don't think they played baseball back in Williamsburg, though one-time resident Patrick Henry did speak of the "clash of resounding arms" in his famous "Give me liberty or give me death!" speech in 1775.

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August 23, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Chris Humbertson, who has a creative solution to the Olympic baseball conundrum:

Chris's take: How about we make baseball a sport they play during the Winter Olympics. Don't think I am crazy, just follow my logic. NBA is a fall/winter sport that they play during the summer Olympics when the season is out, why can't MLB, the IOC and baseball do the reverse and play during the winter Olympics when MLB is out??? I am sure there is an available stadium, somewhere close to the host city that would gladly put these games on. Who is the crazy one now!!!!!!!!!!!! Baseball for winter Olympics in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete's take: I don't know who's crazy, except maybe the Redskins fan who keeps cleaning out my fridge, but I'm going to give Chris extra credit for thinking entirely outside the box with this one. I'm guessing, however, that coming up with an indoor baseball stadium in, for example, Lillehammer, Norway, is going to be a problem.

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August 21, 2008

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Birdland Todd has put me on the spot:

Todd's take: Pete, since a lot can happen from now till the end of the season, how about a list of your picks as of today for AL and NL MVP, Cy Young, R.O.Y and Manager of the year awards.

carlosquentin.jpgPete's take:

NL MVP: Brandon Webb (Diamondbacks)

AL MVP: Carlos Quentin (White Sox, right)

NL Cy Young: Tim Lincecum (Giants)

AL Cy Young: Cliff Lee (Indians)

NL Rookie: Geovany Soto (Cubs)

AL Rookie: Evan Longoria (Rays)

NL Manager: Lou Piniella (Cubs)

AL Manager: Joe Madden (Rays)

Brief explanation: The pick I'm squirming with most, of course, is Webb as NL MVP. I seldom go with a pitcher, but if the MVP criteria is most valuable to his team, I can't think of anyone in the NL who fits that description better than Webb in the soft NL West. I stared at Ryan Howard's numbers for a long time, but really think Chase Utley has been more valuable to the Phillies this year. Even though I picked Webb as MVP, I think Lincecum is having the better statistical season so I gave him the Cy. The AL Rookie was tough, too. Hard to overlook Detroit's Armando Gallaraga (12-4, 3.17), but I've got Rays fever like everybody else.

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August 19, 2008

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Today's featured comment/question comes from Jeff:

Jeff's take: Montanez sits again? Why is he up here if we're not going to give him a fair shot?

Pete's take: Don't despair. I think you'll see Lou Montanez in the starting lineup tomorrow, even though the Red Sox are throwing right-hander Clay Buchholz. Trembley doesn't usually sit guys more than two or three days in a row.

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August 18, 2008

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Today's featured question/comment comes from Slim Charles, who has been featured once before in this featured comment area that features comments from featured commentators:

Slim's question: Can you explain September call-ups? I'm pretty sure I understand but if I have it right then why would you waste a call-up for Bergesen now instead of waiting two more weeks. I know our starters are absolutely horrid (with an obvious exception, maybe two) but we are rebuilding. We can not lose site of that goal, despite our recent success.

Pete's reply: I checked with an Orioles official and found out that the Sept. 1 roster expansion is not really relevant to the Bergesen situation. He's not on the 40-man roster, so the issue is whether or not to add him to the 40-man and start his service time/option clock. It would be the same issue today as on Sept. 1, except for the amount of service time burned for the remainder of the season.

There are some subtleties to the roster expansion, but teams generally promote players who can add legitimate depth to the roster. That decision is impacted by the value of the player and his service status, so it has become more and more unusual for teams to bring up top prospects just to give them a taste of the major league environment.

In the case of Matt Wieters, for instance, the Orioles could probably make a legitimate case for bringing him up to be the third catcher in September. But they also could make a strong case for treating him like Evan Longoria, and remain very stingy about using any major league service time until he's here to stay.

Hope that helps.

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August 17, 2008

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Today's smart-aleck featured comment comes from Ray:

Ray's take: Let (Brad) Bergesen pitch five or six innings tonight so he'll be ready for Friday. Heck, it's only the Yankees.

My take: Good point.

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August 15, 2008

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Today's well-timed post comes from Deke:

Deke's question: Why did the O's not have Wieters play last summer after they signed him, and why do they have the same plan for Matusz? If he can work out at Aberdeen, why can't he pitch for them? What's behind the handling of both of those guys?

My answer: There are only a couple weeks left of the minor league season, and the late signers have been largely inactive -- from a competitive perspective -- for 2 1/2 months. By the time they get in game shape, there will only be a few days left of the minor league season. Better to let them get on a throwing program and ease back into competition in the fall.

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August 14, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Donald Huffman, who takes issue with my contention that it would be counterproductive to bring up top prospect Matt Wieters right now:

Donald's take: You see Schmuck this is where you are a schmuck. The Orioles owe it to their fans, who pay the bills by the way, to put the best possible team on the field at all times. The team that gives them the best chance of winning a game. Bring Wieters up now. If he shows he can't displace Hernandez then he can't be that good anyway.

Pete's take: Don, in the future I expect you to be semi-imaginative if you're going to use my name against me. That was just plain lazy.

On the subject of Wieters, The team certainly does not "owe" it to its fans to rush its top minor league prospects to improve a team that has no chance to win this year. The team owes it to its fans to develop each player so that player helps win the most possible games during his career with the team. Sorry, I think you're wrong on this.

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August 13, 2008

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Today's featured comment/question comes from Slim Charles, who obviously could be my twin:

Slim's question: Can you give us an update on Team USA baseball in the Olympics? Mostly just Jake Arrieta, although I wouldn't mind hearing about the rest of them.

Pete's reply: The United States lost it's opening game, 8-7, to South Korea today. For more info, here's a link to the Associated Press account.


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August 12, 2008

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Today's second featured comment comes from Maxmorf, who asks so many questions in his post that I decided to let you answer them, since I'm busy entertaining a large regional audience on WBAL (1090 AM) right now:

Maxmorf's take: Brian Matusz will sign. He may pull a Wieters, but he'll sign. The bigger issue is, what's next for the Orioles?

Will Brian Roberts be traded in the offseason?

Can Lou Montanez be an every day player?

Will Melvin Mora avoid playing baseball matador, going "Ole" with is glove?

Can any remember when Walker actually got lefthanded batters out?

Is Ramon Hernandez's throwing arm weaker than the U.S. dollar?

jimhunter.jpgDon't Buck Martinez and Jim Hunter look like the "BEFORE" part of an ad for Grecian formula?

Does anyone have Tippy Martinez's cell phone number (or at least Kevin Hickey's? I'd pay cash money to hear any conversation between Millar and Hickey,they are both, as Hickey once described himself, guys who "get psyched about getting on the team bus.")

Finally, about this 50 millionth fan business: What about the poor schmuck (no offense) who is fan number 49,999,999 -- he/she gets bupkis? And what if said fan 49,999,999 is some adorable moppet who says he's been going to O's games "all his life" (all of 4 years...awwwww), only to be kicked out of the way by Joe "Red Sox Nation" Troglodyte who is so drunk he can't stop screaming "NOMMAARRR!" for no apparent reason?

These be weighty matters, and I'm not talking about your lunch bucket, my friend...

My take: For the record, my lunch bucket has been empty for about eight hours. Please send help.


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Yes, today's featured post is too early in the morning to fairly reflect the mood of the masses, but since I make the rules on this blog -- and break them regularly -- I can always post another great comment later in the day. Here's John Fuller, speculating about something we all have probably thought about over the past week or so:


John's take: While attending the O's game last Sunday, the scoreboard indicated that they were about 40,000-plus fans short of identifying the 50 millionth fan to attend an Orioles game at Camden Yards. Checking the O's schedule, I noted that the next three home games are against the Boston Red Sox. Obviously, the lucky 50 millionth guy or gal will be announced at this series.

Having said that, how maddening would it be if that 50 Millionth fan is wearing a Red Sox Nation cap and shirt? As arrogant and obnoxious as they usually are at Camden Yards (Let's go Red Sox, let's go) this would be an ignominious and terminal irony.

Pete's take: Ignominious is a pretty strong word which, interestingly enough, has never appeared in The Schmuck Stops Here before, but it certainly is going to rankle some Orioles fans if somebody in Red Sox regalia ends up holding that giant cardboard $50,000 check. Maybe we can convince Peter Angelos to go to his bank and do a Stop Payment on it.

I take it back. If he could do that, he would have done it to Albert Belle.

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August 11, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Billy O'Dell:

Billy's take: Pete, was looking through the Sun's listing of countries and their winning medal totals. Don't you think the local paper should include in the list of countries Towson? Though not technically a country, I do believe Towson proper (now that is an oxymoron) is bigger than the Vatican. And when the Sun does list the medal totals for the Republic of Towson, don't let them forget Towson Catholic's own Carmelo along with Michael and Katie.

Pete's take: I'll give you this much, The Republic of Towson would end up somewhere in the middle of the medal standings, but I talked to Baltimore County Executive Jim Smith at the Olympic rally the other day and he didn't say anything about seceding from the union.

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August 10, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Mick:

Mick's take: Can you guys find someone other than Millar to quote? I'd actually like to hear funny asides from Orioles, not Red Sox.

My take: That's going to be tough, since the funniest guys on the team other than Millar are Aubrey Huff (Rays), Jamie Walker (Tigers) and George Sherrill (Mariners). Guess I'm going to have to get some of the young guys to start watching Comedy Central.

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August 9, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Ryan:

Ryan's question: How far is David Hernandez up on the O's ladder right now? He has not gotten the run support that Bergeson has but he has pitched more innings, has a lower ERA and His K's per 9 is amazing, like 16.

Pete's take: Hernandez has impressed some people, but he hasn't been prominent in the call-up speculation because there are pitchers like Hayden Penn, Brad Bergeson and Chris Waters who are lined up ahead of him on the runway. Talked to an O's official who thinks he will get here, but he still has to prove his solid Double-A stuff will play in prime time.

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August 7, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Bob Moore:

Bob's Question: Any chance you can give us a daily update on Matusz? I'm sick of hearing about Brett Favre, but folks can't say they didn't know every last detail. It would be great to know what's going on with our first rounder. Everybody has said from Day 1 that this thing would take time, but it would get done. I'm starting to wonder.

Pete's Reply: Bob, I don't know if I'll do a daily update. I made a couple calls to the warehouse today and it's pretty much status quo. The Orioles are in daily contact with the Matusz camp, but everyone still is trying to figure out what the right number is in relation to other top draftees. The O's hope that there is some movement in the next four or five days, but -- to be honest -- I'm starting to wonder, too.

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August 6, 2008

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Today's comment comes from Kevin the Shore:

Kevin's take: So Pete, it seems that every reported time you are spackling your drywall because of a fall, some Orioles pitcher throws a one-hit gem. Hmmmm, how can I put this gently? ... Uh, do you have any banana peels handy upstairs for the next time you descend?

My take: Kevin obviously identified a faulty cause-and-effect relationship between my well-documented clumsiness and the performance of Chris Waters on Tuesday night, and I think I can debunk it. Today, while pulling weeds, I slammed my head against the underside of the deck behind my house (again, this is a true story) just minutes before Lou Montanez became the first Orioles position player to homer in his first major league at-bat.

So you see, there is no connection between my embarrassing lack of either coordination or depth perception and the performance of the pitching staff. All it seems to prove is that watching MASN can be hazardous to your health.

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OK, this is a little shameless self-promotion ("Did you hear I have a new blog?"), but I had to put up T-Mac's comment after the game:

T-Mac's take: What a pitching performance by Chris Waters. I did not see this kind of a game coming. Peter, even Steve Physioc (Angels' announcer) was quoting you during the game. He used your quote "throwing Sarfate, Waters, and Olson against the Angels is like taking a poodle to Michael Vick's house." Then he said (and I quote) "the poodle is tearing up the pit bull right now".

Here's to Chris "Poodle" Waters, who just took down the best team in baseball on 1 hit over 8 innings. Great game Chris!

Pete's take: Ditto.

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August 5, 2008

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Today's featured comment comes from Bill ths 85:

Bill's take: Yeah, as exciting as it was to watch our beloved Os come back against the best closer in baseball, it was that painful to watch Sherrill squander away the effort of his teammates. Does anyone still believe that Sherrill is still the best option as closer? His ERA has been ballooning while Johnson has managed to keep his under 2.00--give Johnson a chance!

My take: I still think so, for a couple of reasons that aren't in any way related to Johnson, who has been great and looks like he could fit into the role. First, I think it's a little early to quit on a guy who probably would finish second or third if you took an Orioles MVP vote. Second, demoting him would seriously diminish his trade value. Last night was tough to swallow, but let's not give in to the heat of the moment and forget everything this guy has done.

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August 4, 2008

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Today’s featured post comes from Bob Fleishman:

Bob’s take: Has anybody noticed that Brian Roberts is on track to hit 60 doubles this season?

Only 6 others in the history of Major League Baseball have done that, and no one since 1936!!. Earl Webb holds the record with 67 doubles - and of the other 5, 4 are Hall of Famers - Paul Waner, Charlie Gehringer, Hank Greenberg and Joe Medwick. The last player to come close to 60 doubles was Todd Helton in 2000 with 59.

Brian looks like he's going into another one of his hot streaks the last few days, so it would be interesting if he can get the remaining 20 (or more) in his last 52 games.

My take: Great observations and thanks for looking all that up. The only thing you didn’t do was the calculation to show the pace he’s on, which is easy enough (especially when every laptop has a calculator). Brian’s 40 doubles in 110 games works out to 58.9 over a 162-game season. Of course, he has played in only 107 of the Orioles 110 games, but using the bulk numbers is legit, since there’s no way to predict how many more days off he’ll get this year.

Will he get there? The odds are probably against it, since the Orioles have been on something of an offensive roll for the past couple of months. If the rest of the team slows down at the plate over the final two months – which is a decent bet -- that could cost Roberts at-bats at the end of games. But I’m not counting him out. That would be quite an achievement and Brian is quite a player.

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August 2, 2008

Today's featured post from Deke...

His take: Hey Schmucker, are you going to provide some real time reporting during Oriole games like Roch used to do, or if not, will that be done on some other Sunpapers blog? It was both informative, and particularly helpful for the out of town fan. Also, can you bring us up to date on why the Ponson arbitration case against the Orioles has never been addressed or resolved? In over a year and a half of asking, could never get an answer from Roch.

My take: I'll definitely be doing some in-game reporting on the blog, but it's a lot easier when the team is in town and I'm actually at the game and can check directly with O's officials on stuff. Tough to do that from a distance when the team is on the West Coast and the game starts at 10:10 EDT. I do, however, keep in touch with Sun beat writer Jeff Zrebiec during road games. Don't blame Rocco on the Ponson thing. We -- Roch, me, Jeff, Dan -- have been trying to get to the bottom of that for quite awhile. Talked to Ponson's agent (Barry Praver) in the spring and he, like the Orioles, claims there's nothing unusual about the long wait for a hearing, but I've never seen anything like it.

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