If only your high school prom king and queen could see you now - 125 Mashable followers! It’s like you’re the most popular kid in...on second thought, let’s just keep this between us.

You’ve acquired your 75th follower but there’s no need to get all smug about it. Stay cool and keep sharing, lest any of your crew find the “Unfollow” button...

You get a special badge for being an employee of Mashable. Now stop messing around and get back to work! We don’t pay you by the hour.

Aren’t you important? You’re now being followed by 50 people. Here’s a VIP badge for attracting these followers.

It all starts with the first follows. Just like the Tron Guy, you’re being “brought to life” by the Internet. By following 25 people, you’re now taking part in connecting with others in the community. Tron Guy would be proud.

You've signed up for Mashable Follow during our beta period! Help us make it better. And here's a virtual pat on the back for being an early adopter. *Pat on back*

STOP...Hamster Time! Congrats on snagging your 25th follower. Feel free to follow them back. Also, nice wheel.