You may have a family dog, but we'd be willing to bet good money that you don't have a family deer. And with good reason! They're pests: They eat your plants, leave pellets in your yard and carry ticks.

Why would you ever want a family deer? Well, how about to play soccer with your dog? What would that be like? Would you watch it, mouth agape and eyes glued to the screen for four minutes and nine seconds straight? You tell us.

Can you resist?