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Blippers buy into idea of more online updates 16 hr ago | Leave a comment Dizzee spent $5.63 at Lowes: box of fine-thread drywall screws. Dizzee spent $30.55 at Gas ’n’ Burp: fill-up and jerky. Dizzee spent $7.15 at Homeland: unsalted peanuts and a carton of...

Barking of canine BFFs turning into tweeting Thu, Mar 4, 2010 | Leave a comment As a lifelong dog owner, or as my dogs see it, dog valet, I think I know what man’s BFFs are thinking. For instance, when my terrier mutt locks on to me with a stare that’s all "I...

Roadmap to success cluttered with cliches Thu, Feb 25, 2010 | Leave a comment After conducting extensive research consisting of reading posters with pretty photographs on them, I present my Roadmap to Personal Success: 1.Tap into your inner commitment, imagination and...

Mixed martial arts fulfills primal urge to inflict pain Thu, Feb 18, 2010 | Leave a comment Like most guys who survived middle school, I enjoy a good fight, and by good I mean one that I’m not in. That’s why, despite my lifelong opposition to unnecessary pain, either...

Winter Olympics: Time to curl up with miracle Thu, Feb 11, 2010 | Leave a comment Do you believe in miracles? How about this one: Sliding a stone on ice, technically referred to as "throwing the rock,” then sweeping in front of it with a broom, technically referred to...

First annual assessment hitting too close to home Thu, Feb 4, 2010 | Leave a comment Beloved spouse, spoiled dogs and yes, you too, rodent, that keeps chewing up things in the engine compartment of my pickup, I stand before you all today to look back over the past year and forward...

Is convenience worth cost of contraptions? Thu, Jan 28, 2010 | Leave a comment My "sleep-tracking,” vibrating wrist alarm wakes me at the optimum part of my sleep cycle. Time to slip on special glasses to check the weather on 3-D TV, get the latest scores from my...

Insane fame fixation leads to mobilization Thu, Jan 21, 2010 | Leave a comment As wars drag on, recession takes its toll and dissent divides the country, many Americans have realized the time has come to consider the options and take a stand once and for all on whether J-WOWW...

Commercial-zapping DVR troubling for advertisers Thu, Jan 14, 2010 | Leave a comment As I sit in my Mac Motion microfiber recliner sipping a lowfat Starbucks frappuccino while watching the Meineke Car Care Bowl being played in Bank of America Stadium, I realize something:...

Resolving to be resolute Wed, Jan 6, 2010 | Leave a comment New Year’s resolution form (legally binding version): Section 1, Statement of Intent I (name here) hereby attest and affirm pursuant to provisions of the Personal Improvement Commitment Act...

Stringent new rules needed to regulate financial bullies Wed, Dec 30, 2009 | Leave a comment After years of being chased down the economic alley and beaten up by the Scut Farkas that is Wall Street, America is tired of being picked on. With rage welling up inside and glasses sliding down...

Christmas gifts for the naughty Wed, Dec 23, 2009 | Leave a comment Dear Santa, I know you’re busy, but I’m not writing to ask for anything for myself, such as a Buell Firebolt XB12R sport bike with a 1200 CC air-cooled V-twin engine, coil-over...

Few important things found around this table Wed, Dec 16, 2009 | Leave a comment Moderator: "Welcome to our weekly cable TV roundtable discussion of important things that can bore the giblets out of a turducken. "With us today as usual are representatives of several...