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A day in the life of a (crap) City trader
2009-09-11 17:52:25
Was it Atticus Finch who said don't judge a man until you have tried to walk in his shoes? Or was he just quoting someone from the Bible, or from Shakespeare, who said pretty much everything there was to be said, long before The Beatles said all had been said before?
Whoever it was, it came to mind as I tried my best to follow instructions in closing a deal on a City trading floor this morning. It was a day given over to charity, in which the deals being done at Canary Wharf were raising money for a number of good causes, among them Leukaemia Research.
There were lots of famous faces wandering around promoting their chosen charities, and lots of City traders trying to help us. I have a horrible feeling though that I sold a lot of Euros I think the trader was asking me to buy. And when I was on the phone next to Alex Ferguson, who was there for Multiple Sclerosis, I'm sure the guy on the other end of the phone thought he was buying Wayne Rooney. Given the noise when they're all shouting the odds, it is a wonder to me anyone knows what they're buying.
Rory Bremner was clearly collecting lots of material for future attacks on the financial sector. 'It's like nothing has changed,' he opined. Carol Vorderman was showing off her mathematical skills. My fellow Leukaemia Research rep Jade Johnson was being asked for inside info by the traders on who she thought would win Strictly Come Dancing.
'Do you bet on it?' I asked.
'We bet on everything,' he said. 'That's what we do here.' Thank God Rory Bremner had moved on.
Kenny Dalglish wandered in, so I could warn him of his team's pending defeat against Burnley tomorrow. Martin Johnson and Jason Leonard were there flying the flag for rugby, Darren Campbell for athletics. Geoff Hurst, Jonathan Ross, Cherie on her way this afternoon, quite a good turnout, I'd say.
The financial sector has taken a bit of a battering, not least reputationally. Today showed another side to them. And as for my Atticus Finch point, whatever skills I have, they do not lend themselves to being a very good City floor trader. Looking at the screens gave me a headache. Trying to work out what all the shouts meant made it worse.
While I'm on Leukaemia Research duty, I will be tweeting regularly between now and Sunday October 18 on our Evening with Stephen Fry at the Criterion theatre in London that evening. Tickets both for the reception and the event are going fast. 0207 405 0101 or lrf.org.uk. More details to follow.
This is our third such event - Mel Brooks and Michael Palin did the first two - and Stephen maintains that top drawer quality for what will be a great evening.
On my other Leukaemia Research campaign - trying to get 50 donations of 50k for our 50th anniversary - Jade Johnson said she will dance with anyone who coughs up. Having had a very brief twirl with her, I would say it'd be worth every penny.
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Contrast Cheney and BushPublish date: 2009-05-24 12:11:45
Sex (or at least the female form) obsessed BritainPublish date: 2009-05-23 20:49:57
Sport at both ends of the financial spectrumPublish date: 2009-05-23 09:57:23
Stronger together - whether Scotland or expensesPublish date: 2009-05-22 10:22:36
Back to Number 10, familiar faces, familiar argumentsPublish date: 2009-05-21 10:14:34
Speaking up for ParliamentPublish date: 2009-05-20 11:44:17
Peace in the Middle East - yes he canPublish date: 2009-05-19 09:37:35
Breaking news - one frenzy at a timePublish date: 2009-05-18 10:34:30
Getting a good look at Vince CablePublish date: 2009-05-17 09:36:55
How do you solve a problem like Silvio?Publish date: 2009-05-16 09:32:21
It was the internet wot won itPublish date: 2009-05-15 10:04:57
There now follows ... a good whack at CameronPublish date: 2009-05-14 17:21:28
They got their kit off - so you get your cash outPublish date: 2009-05-14 07:41:11
Expenses row must not obscure Tory intentions on minimum wagePublish date: 2009-05-13 16:12:08
We love you Burnley, we do ... what a nightPublish date: 2009-05-13 02:37:17
A tweet cannot express the wonders of TGVPublish date: 2009-05-12 08:48:31
It's Mind week - Get it off your Chest with me and Stephen FryPublish date: 2009-05-11 06:29:15
Hate the Mail, love ObamaPublish date: 2009-05-10 10:04:00
Burnley 1 Reading 0 - a biased reportPublish date: 2009-05-09 21:26:32
MPs expenses - time for party leaders to meet againPublish date: 2009-05-09 09:50:19
Should happiness replace prosperity as national goal?Publish date: 2009-05-08 08:43:23
Musings from a sleepless nightPublish date: 2009-05-07 07:33:49
Darren Fletcher - an injustice that has to be rightedPublish date: 2009-05-06 09:52:29
Maggie's legacy not as great as she thinksPublish date: 2009-05-05 08:33:02
Here's hoping Cardiff is metaphor for CameronPublish date: 2009-05-04 09:38:30
More Mr Benn and Co pleasePublish date: 2009-05-03 10:03:00
Going Fourth with JPPublish date: 2009-05-02 18:25:41
Journalism - print first, think laterPublish date: 2009-05-02 09:10:01
In praise of two poetsPublish date: 2009-05-01 10:26:36
JP hits the road againPublish date: 2009-04-29 18:52:11
My night with Eddie IzzardPublish date: 2009-04-29 10:53:25
Explaining the 50p top tax ratePublish date: 2009-04-28 09:22:53
George Best and Martin McGuinnessPublish date: 2009-04-27 09:02:35
Cameron confused over indepdendence and impartialityPublish date: 2009-04-26 12:20:56
Guide ro Marathon running part 2Publish date: 2009-04-25 11:01:34
Good signals on coal and the OlympicsPublish date: 2009-04-24 10:45:28
Tips for the London MarathonPublish date: 2009-04-23 17:29:27
Missed the Budget, saw why it matteredPublish date: 2009-04-22 23:09:31
Football good, politics bad. AllegedlyPublish date: 2009-04-22 00:00:24
The Great Wall gets greaterPublish date: 2009-04-21 09:55:22
Two sides to police storyPublish date: 2009-04-20 11:39:54
Budgets, Balls, billionaires and Susan BoylePublish date: 2009-04-19 12:31:45
Do muscles have memories?Publish date: 2009-04-18 09:44:44
Bring back standing at footballPublish date: 2009-04-17 14:50:22
When Facebook friends fall outPublish date: 2009-04-16 12:29:16
Guardian sightings and the email and bath plug agendaPublish date: 2009-04-15 11:32:16
The spin is all in the prismPublish date: 2009-04-14 09:22:41
A setback, not a crisisPublish date: 2009-04-13 12:55:19
The real lessons from Damian McBridePublish date: 2009-04-12 10:49:47
Will English always be the dominant language?Publish date: 2009-04-11 10:02:02
On the pipes and what makes a ScotPublish date: 2009-04-10 11:06:20
John Prescott lazy? NO WAYPublish date: 2009-04-09 09:11:31
David Frost is seventyPublish date: 2009-04-08 08:48:38
The Speaker, BBC2, tonight and tomorrow 8pmPublish date: 2009-04-07 14:25:31
Obama, colds and being woken by Korean missilesPublish date: 2009-04-06 11:59:24
When a call matters more than protocolPublish date: 2009-04-05 11:33:42
Green Cities Champions LeaguePublish date: 2009-04-04 10:19:53
Could Cameron have delivered the G20 deal?Publish date: 2009-04-03 10:11:59
Of Benn and BonoPublish date: 2009-04-02 08:21:16
Memo to Sarko - allez vite a LondresPublish date: 2009-04-01 08:46:17
Happy April Fool's DayPublish date: 2009-04-01 01:44:05
Eurostar, Le Monde and a thought for the G20 sherpasPublish date: 2009-03-31 09:17:22
Why Kevin Rudd made an impactPublish date: 2009-03-30 10:24:41
Pre-G20 hype matters less than post-G20 processPublish date: 2009-03-29 13:17:28
The Damned UnitedPublish date: 2009-03-28 10:37:04
A hobby horse, a plug and a bit of sportPublish date: 2009-03-27 10:22:23
Cloughie - he had a lot to be big-headed aboutPublish date: 2009-03-26 09:38:36
A sad sight of the old fearing the youngPublish date: 2009-03-25 17:03:07
Post-modern, post-structural, or bullshit?Publish date: 2009-03-25 08:18:02
Learning the right lessons from ObamaPublish date: 2009-03-24 08:53:15
Lazy Dave needs to keep an eye on lazy KenPublish date: 2009-03-23 11:16:14
Farewell favourite restaurant, hello hometownPublish date: 2009-03-22 08:18:09
Dave, Danny and have the Tories really changed?Publish date: 2009-03-21 08:55:13
Life beyond Dover ...Publish date: 2009-03-20 10:11:21
My friends in The New Statesman - Fergie, Fiona, Tony, Sarah, Kevin, 'Dacre,' and a great GB idea for the G20Publish date: 2009-03-18 10:38:22
Iraq, Iran, GB, Obama and diplomatic chessPublish date: 2009-03-17 10:07:13
The Age of StupidPublish date: 2009-03-16 08:27:13
Is all change good?Publish date: 2009-03-15 10:00:06
The pressure of being a post-modern sex godPublish date: 2009-03-14 10:00:55
Cameron still hasn't sealed the deal with businessPublish date: 2009-03-13 09:21:49
Stand up for social workersPublish date: 2009-03-12 08:31:17
Surely Malcolm Tucker could have told Armando Ianucci ... You can't spin a spinnerPublish date: 2009-03-11 10:58:25
Start of a new approach from Labour?Publish date: 2009-03-10 09:54:12
A peace process still strongPublish date: 2009-03-09 08:21:05
Day of destiny for the real footballer of the yearPublish date: 2009-03-08 09:21:06
Private advice to Peggy Mitchell - the leaked note in fullPublish date: 2009-03-07 08:17:21
Boris, the Tories and the tummy-tickling poodle pressPublish date: 2009-03-06 09:49:37
A day in the life of the self-obsessed TV reporterPublish date: 2009-03-05 07:55:47
GB - good speech, well deliveredPublish date: 2009-03-04 19:31:05
Notes on the environment, a role in EastEndersPublish date: 2009-03-04 10:58:56
She may be my 'wife' but it is time to rebut!Publish date: 2009-03-03 10:52:59
Some speeches matter more than othersPublish date: 2009-03-02 12:04:45
Mental health and the Carling Cup FinalPublish date: 2009-03-01 09:08:17
Inside the chocolate factoryPublish date: 2009-02-28 10:23:59
GB on the G20, JP on Jeremy KylePublish date: 2009-02-27 09:14:36
Charity and the credit crunch, please give generously!Publish date: 2009-02-26 08:55:12
Why oh why are the Tories not home and dry?Publish date: 2009-02-24 09:44:59
Me, Dermot and ten top songsPublish date: 2009-02-23 10:02:19
Names round-upPublish date: 2009-02-22 08:43:39
What's in a name?Publish date: 2009-02-21 09:58:14
Editing the New StatesmanPublish date: 2009-02-20 11:42:36
Salute Peter M’s proper use of the F wordPublish date: 2009-02-19 09:58:58
Labour's communications challenge for the NHSPublish date: 2009-02-18 10:34:39
In praise of KeighleyPublish date: 2009-02-17 14:33:57
A night at the EmiratesPublish date: 2009-02-17 00:06:51
When marriage is testedPublish date: 2009-02-16 13:36:35
Spare me the myths and the whiningPublish date: 2009-02-15 13:29:50
Dave Cameron - is that all there is?Publish date: 2009-02-14 11:11:55
Boris Johnson: F is for ...Publish date: 2009-02-13 07:55:10
The Cameron vacuumPublish date: 2009-02-12 14:48:33
Lincoln, Obama, Blair and the 24 hour media culturePublish date: 2009-02-11 10:28:47
Eighteen interviews later ...Publish date: 2009-02-10 19:24:45
Time to talk about Time to Change on NewsnightPublish date: 2009-02-09 22:47:49
So that’s what they mean by online community?Publish date: 2009-02-08 12:12:51
First blogPublish date: 2009-02-05 15:23:57
olli issakainen
2009-09-12 10:59:46Read from The Official Site of Liverpool FC that you will be at Anfield. Happily the game is on Finnish tv, too. I hope that Kevin McDonald and Guerrero or Eagles start along with Nugent as after Chelsea we need more speed and power.
Iain Gill
2009-09-12 10:40:58there would be a lot more city workers if we had not flooded the country with workers from the 3rd world on "inter company transfer" visas bypassing the work visa system and throwing hundreds of thousands of europeans out of work, quite how europeans are supposed to compete with 3rd world nationals prepared to work for nothing and sleep 4 to a room? charity?, the very nerve of it
Jonathan explains it all
2009-09-12 10:07:16"Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes - that way, when you criticise them, you are a mile away and you've got their shoes."
Trevor Malcolm, Portsmouth Hampshire
2009-09-12 04:07:23Winner Alastair Campbell: Nearly Another First -
This time in Iain Dale’s Total Politics Annual Blog Poll 2009
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SATURDAY, first thing in the morning, and may we all be among the first to congratulate you, sir, on your success in the Total Politics Annual Blog Poll awards, just announced?
The prizes Mr Dale will be handing out to the “winners” are likely to seem beneath your status and reputation, so you’ll be grateful you came no higher than fourth place in the Blog Poll
Just missing out on what the top three means there's no "pro bono" Acceptance Speech you’re obliged to write, this time
Still, nothing like abit of good, old-fashioned fun. To illustrate, judging from the look in your eyes as you smile into the eyes of the fit and athletic-looking, Ms Jade Johnson, of Leukaemia Research, (in the photo of you both manning the phones in aid of fundraising), well, looks like you’ve got more pressing pleasures on your mind, so who’d give a toss about blog poll results?
Had you shown that Mr John Prescott a photo of Ms Johnson and promised him she secretly yearned for him to ask her to dance, (but make sure Prescott stumps up the cash donation, first), then he wouldn’t feel half as miserable finding out his Go Fourth blog didn’t “go fourth” – yours did. In fact, his efforts crawled in at fifteenth position, limping wounded. That poor sod, he "Went Fifteenth" - that'd be just behind the Raving Loonie Party
Also, you can see how the three candidates placed above you in the results, are all intent on interacting more directly with guests who visit their blogs. Especially those leaving thoughtful or provocative comment, before departure
Guess that ruse makes their supporters feel more valued, their contributions genuinely appreciated, like saying “thank you for comin’ by …” A more satisfying experience all round
At least, better than left a-wondering, does anybody even READ this comment stuff, anyway?
Trevor Malcolm
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Trevor Malcolm, Portsmouth Hampshire
2009-09-12 03:56:35Overjoyed to see comments posted on your blog attempting to rise above the pots and kettles, peddling the latest bitchy trivia on David Cameron
More so, to have you replace him by alluding to distinguished actor, Gregory Peck. His character portrayal in the 1962 Oscar-winning film, To Kill A Mockingbird, of the protagonist Atticus Finch, lawyer in the Depression-era South, defending a coloured gentleman against an undeserved charge of rape, and his children against racial prejudice, the perfect example of racial heroism
Just as the film credits for “All In The Mind” will include the words, “ … based on a novel by Mind Champion 2009, Alastair Campbell …” – so too, if you watch the credits roll, you’ll see the film, To Kill A Mockingbird, that too was based on Harper Lee’s Pulitzer Prize winning novel, of the same title
Here’s the bit that worries me. That’s the ONLY novel Harper Lee’s ever published. Preferring to stay put in her hometown of Monroeville in Alabama, she’s even refused point-blank and repeatedly to comment on her novel, her work or herself since 1964: that’s over the past 45 years. Without peeping behind-the-scenes for the background detail, some might find that odd behaviour, for someone thrown centre-stage, into the glare of the spotlight
Or maybe just another case of “creative malady” – but the list continues to lengthen: Charles Darwin, Florence Nightingale, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill
Now, how soon before someone dares to admit the current Prime Minister’s name, Gordon Brown, belongs among them?
Okay, if his specialists wish to update their psychiatric andy medical jargon to “psychologically-flawed, treatment-resistant clinical depression", fine by me
But they have to do more than label the condition, feed its symptoms with MAOIs. Or check if the Prime Minister is suffering from a profoundly-daft “vitamin P deficiency” – (he’s not swallowing enough SSRIs to make him feel better) – like the anti-depressant capsules, P-P for Paxil (Seroxat) and the famous P-P for Prozac, especially as these have been allegedly tried, but failed to deliver him improvement or result
It’s shaming to think the incessant whispered twitterings around Westminster wouldn’t crescendo into an all-out-in-the-open volume, long before now
Strikes me if you all continue dithering and “looking the other way” then within months, you’ll have a lot more than how shallow and prissy that David Cameron really is
Better to tackle the bigger problems first, as urgent priority, I'd say
Trevor Malcolm
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Helene Pearson
2009-09-11 19:29:04Yes to Stephen Fry tickets ... I think he's great.
Terry Evans
2009-09-11 18:38:16Name dropper (again). I bet it was great fun and all in a good cause. Good luck.
Mark B
2009-09-11 18:21:34"You never really know a man until you stand in his shoes and walk around in them." Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee.
@jlocke13
2009-09-11 18:11:39to be a good floor trader you need quick wits,a nimble brain and a carefree manner... should suit you really.... good luck with your fundraising
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