All good (read: immature and offensive) things must come to an end. And this Sunday, The CollegeHumor Show will be putting on its very last show this season. On the plus side? There will be full frontal nudity! On the minus side? It will be Jake's. Check out these scenes from the season finale of CollegeHumor, and catch all the action (and Jake's blurred-out genital region!) on Sunday night at 9:30pm.

We learned so much from this week's CollegeHumor we figured we'd condense it into list form and share it with the world! Below, the top ten things we picked up from watching a bunch of idiots ogle the hottest accountant ever.

1. Not everyone thinks "Jackass, but with babies" is a good idea.
2. On the other hand, EVERYBODY loves Poop Dodgeball.
3. Things NOT to say to a gorgeous girl in a wheelchair (including "Awesome! I rollerblade!" and 'I'm Sam and I like long ... talks on the beach.")
4. You should never compare your girlfriend to "a fatter Benicio Del Toro."
5. Messing with someone's Facebook profile is hilarious! And also: life-threatening.
6. And on a related note: nobody ever wants to go to a September 11th party.
7. Guys are ALWAYS thinking about sex.
8. Except for when they're thinking about cole slaw.
9. If you get your best friend to break up with your girlfriend for you, they WILL end up making out.
10. Guaranteed.

Today was kind of a mixed bag. My entire family perished in a horrible RV accident en route to Cantiello Reunionfest 2009. Uncle Fingers could only be identified by his dental records. I'm gonna miss that grab-happy bastard. On the lighter side of things, we had about a million special guests, which proves that every cloud has a silver lining!

The Crystal Method dropped in to kick off the show in a most profoundly dude-ish manner. Can't wait for their new record, Divided By Night, to drop, though I don't know how they could possibly beat the "Name of the Game" video (you know, that one with the dude whose got the enormous nose for a head? Ugh, never mind.) Then Patrick and Streeter from The CollegeHumor Show took a break from their perpetual hilariousness to show me the proper way to prank call Miley Cyrus. Don't feel bad for her, she had it coming.

And as if all of this weren't magical enough, Sway came by to turn me into a rapper by the only way he knows how: hypnotherapy. Watch out, Weezy, Jim Jam's spitting hot recap fire all over this place!

Gotta get back to the rap game. I'm starting to regret the teardrop tattoo, though. Apparently it doesn't mean, "I cried when David Archuleta lost American Idol."

Gross-out humor is the best! (Especially when the joke's not on you!) But as much as we love hilarious office hijinx, we're still slightly traumatized by some of the shiznit that went down this week at CollegeHumor headquarters. Take a look back at all the hurlworthy moments and let us know which one had you doubling over ... and reaching for the Pepto Bismol.

It's the end of CH as we know it -- and the employees feel fine are freaking out like Rick Moranis at a bully convention. Catch these scenes from next week's CollegeHumor, and watch as talk of a total site shutdown has panic-stricken staffers dressing up like G.I. Joe, opening umbrellas INDOORS -- and living every moment like it's their last.

Well, usually on Dude Night in Detoxville it's an exclusive "No Girls Allowed" Club. (This decree was passed by the infamous Dude Doctrine of 1988 by the original Dude Council: Steve Guttenberg, Zeus, Chevy Chase, Prince, Sasquatch and Jim Varney.) However, when I heard 'friend-of-the-show' Dawn Richard was coming by, I had to pull my "Get Out of Bro-ness Free" card.

After Dawn offered her insightful play-by-play commentary on the cryptogram that is The CollegeHumor Show, we went to the racetrack for the recap of Nitro Circus. Usually I don't perform my own stunts -- my twin brother Tim Cantiello (you may know him from Double Shot at Love recaps) doubles in for me -- but today I felt like I could bro this one out, thanks to some encouragement from my ol' pal Woody Allen. (Damn you, Woody Allen! You convinced me to see Vicky, Christina, Barcalona and now drive a flaming racecar! I guess it's just like the old adage goes, "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I need to stop taking advice from Woody Allen.")

Check out the latest Dude Night Detox and don't forget to come back tomorrow for our recap of The City!

It ain't easy having a working uterus in an office full of boobie-obsessed nerd-boys. But we think CollegeHumor's Sarah Schneider is doing a damn fine job. Below, the top five reasons we're totally/psychotically obsessed with CH's token girl character leading lady.

• She's doesn't have an Ugly Betty complex about being a hot girl playing "the Not-Hot Girl."

• She's not afraid to talk smack. ('Member when that other chick accused her of stealing her drinks and she snapped "Well, I'm about to take a piss so if you want 'em, you can get 'em on their way out"?? AMAZING.)

• She's totally not above hair-pulling/face-clawing in a catfight.

• She knows how to attract/repel hot interns, (Marc Jacobs/Dan Gurewitch, respectively).

• She brings a whole new level of awesomeness to Freeze Tag.

Bring on da bullies! On Sunday night's all-new College Humor show, expect to see Dan getting manhandled, hear the unmistakable (drip, drop!) sound of Jeff getting doused with piping hot coffee, and experience the awesomeness of Sarah on the prowl. (Grrr, baby, grr!) So break out the strechy, elastic undies and get ready for one atomic wedgie of an episode. Cause this week, CH is kicking it old-school ...

Believe it or not, Sarah (a.k.a. CollegeHumor's best/worst/only female staffer) already HAS a man. And Ricky, Sam and Jake all have preexisting girlfriends. But that doesn't mean there aren't plenty of single/desperate types runnin' around CH headquarters. Below, a rundown of the show's most eligible bachelors. (Hey, so what if it's not by choice?)

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Sure, you've watched all three episodes of The CollegeHumor Show, read every post Sarah Schneider's ever written and written lengthy love poems detailing your obsession with Amir. But do you know everything there is to know about the CH cast? Below, the top 6 things everyone should know about Ricky and his sometimes-hilarious crew of underlings.

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