Fear the lobster: Md. gov will display crustaceans won in playoff bet as warning to the Colts

Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley will display the lobsters he won in a "friendly wager" on football last weekend as a warning to the...

Judge: Walla Walla police can keep $401,000 found at vacant house -- drug money forfeited

The Walla Walla Police Department can keep $401,000 officers found in a vacant house.

FloriDUH: Chick named J-Lo has some weird anatomy

Now here's something to cluck about...

FloriDUH: Cops: Mom leaves baby in car while she turns tricks

A mom and a baby both need help. She turns tricks while her baby is in the car.

FloriDUH: "This is the way gay couples fight,'' man tells cops

When a cop discovers one man bloody in a fight, he's not buying the excuse: "This is the way gay couples fight."

Woman sentenced to hold sign: Look what it says

After she hit a cop, she got an unusual punishment. She had to hold a sign. Look what it says.

Live turtle soup, anyone?

No, it's not live turtle soup. But it sure does look like it.

Sorry, officer: British bobbies reprimanded for sledding downhill on their riot shields

Some British bobbies have been reprimanded after they used their riot shields as makeshift sleds during the country's cold snap.

NYC's 'skinniest' house sold for $2.1 million, now renting for $10K a month

A town house dubbed New York City's skinniest house has sold for $2.1 million.

Sex party time! Woman steals leather whip, 'sex tarts' lube and massager

Looks like it's going to be quite the party. Woman streals a leather whip and other sexual goodies.

FloriDUH: Man watches porn movie, then rapes girlfriend's grandmother

Warning: This is a tragic story. A man, staying with his girlfriend's family, watched a porn movie. Then attacked the girlfriend's...

Oregon police say man hands apologetic robbery note to store employee, then waits for them

Portland police said a man handed an apologetic robbery note to an employee at a FedEx Kinko's store, then waited for police to arrive....

FloriDUH: Woman keeps 'pet snowball' for 33 years

The Lakeland woman collected enough snow to make a snowball in 1977. She's kept it in her freezer ever since.

Minnesota police credit a 15-year-old dog with saving the life of an elderly, unconscious man

Police credit a 15-year-old German Shorthaired dog with saving the life of an elderly, unconscious man in Pine City. Brett Grinde said he...

FloriDUH: Astronauts' urine clogs space station water system

Astronauts' pee must be outta this world. It's clogged the space station's water system.

FloriDUH: 91-year-old slams car into cafe, then orders meal. Should he be driving?

When a 91-year-old slams his car into a cafe, then sits down and orders a meal, you have to wonder. Should he be driving?

Watch where you put those hands. No touching, please

The guy's first mistake was to panhandle. His second, touching the victim.

FloriDUH: How to impress a future boss -- rob him

First he applied for the job. Then he robs the guy. Think he'll get it?

A pint for a pint: Washington bloodmobile offering beer for blood donations

A Washington state blood center is offering donors a deal: Give a pint of blood, get a pint of beer.

FloriDUH: Why can't he see naked women? Inmate sues to get Penthouse

He's in the Big House. But he wants to see Penthouse.