Friday
Lamar Odom Bachelor Parties It Up With Real-Life Dude From American Psycho
Khloe Kardashian’s fiancee and Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom celebrated his bachelor party last night alongside his good pal, The Real-Life Inspiration For American Psycho’s Patrick Bateman:
It’s actually Scott Disick, the father of Kourtney’s baby. He also does a lot of coke and murders people in 1980s Manhattan.
Thursday
Take THAT, Obama! Or The Steelers…Or The G20 Summit Or, Someone.
The G20 Summit is officially underway in Pittsburgh PA, marking the most momentous non-sports occassion in this blogger’s hometown since… I can’t really think of anything even close… the filming of Inspector Gadget?
Various G20 protests throughout the city are also underway, including this one designed to “raise awareness of global hunger,” demonstrated by ‘Barack Obama’ and other world leaders dressed up in Steelers colors and holding footballs, like some super-topical NFL Blitz cheat code:
Yep, even Pittsburgh’s political protests revolve around the Steelers. And if that Obama pose doesn’t solve world hunger, these pics definitely will:
Monday
Jerry Lewis: Being Wacky Or Having A Stroke?
Jerry Lewis was up to his old shenanigans last night performing at the Laugh For Life concert, and while his tireless charity efforts continue to merit admiration, it’s getting harder and harder to tell when Jerry Lewis is being Jerry Lewis or if he’s actually having a stroke.
This isn’t going to end well.
Friday
HOT ITEM OF THE WEEK: James Franco Holds A Flamethrower In Latest “Celeb Holding Thing” Photoshoot
“Fellas, we need some ideas for a photoshoot of a celebrity holding a thing.”
“How ’bout Channing Tatum holding sporting goods?”
“Already been done. C’mon people, let’s think outside the box here…”
“Kendra Wilkinson and pickles?”
“NO, NO, NO, that’s already been done too. You’re thinking too not-randomly! We need a waaay more absurd celebrity / random object combo that no one’s ever thought of…wait a minute…I think I might have something…”
“James Franco and a flame thrower?”
“Oh wow — I was gonna say Tom Cruise holding his baby, but yours is way more random. Franco and flame thrower it is.”
Friday
The World’s Most Hardcore Tennis Fan
No rain delay was gonna stop THIS DUDE from sitting in the stands waiting for the U.S. Open Women’s Semifinal to start, con sarnit!
And no, in case you were wondering, the Montreal Expos did not become a franchise again.
Wednesday
GQ Men Of The Year, Or My Future Favorite Movie Of All Time?
If this GQ “Men of the Year” ceremony doesn’t result in a movie starring Mickey Rourke and Jason Statham directed by Guy Ritchie, I will lose all my remaining faith in the movie industry.
I’m just gonna Netflix this photo somehow and expect a movie called Exploding D*ckfire to arrive in the mail eventually:
Thursday
Holy Sh*t, Is The Road About Vampires Too??
Because it’s too late to go back and digitally insert vampires into The Road, co-stars Viggo Mortensen and Kodi Smit-McPhee are doing their best to at least look vampirey at all promotional events. This photo grossed $5 million at the box office:
Monday
Young & The Restless Star Shows Off Her Pussy On The Emmys Red Carpet
Check out Stacy Haiduk’s pussy OMGGGGG U GUYS THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT LOLOLOLOL!!!! U ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently her character on Y’n'R (that’s what I call it) is obsessed with a stuffed cat, hence the red carpet accessory. Still, she succeeded in getting pop culture blogs to mention her name and the word “pussy,” and didn’t even have to involve Eric Dane.
Two more pics of Stacy Haiduk’s stuffed kitty after the jump:
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Friday
Craig T. Nelson – Coach, Internet Mogul
I’ve had about seven friends send me this Onion Weekender cover today, and it really just keeps getting funnier. The man is a true national treasure, in every possible sense of the word (except literally being treasure in a chest):