AT PMQs HE PROMISES A ZERO PERCENTAGE INCREASE IN SPENDING:
A HUGELY UNCOMFORTABLE BROWN SINGS OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM:
THE PRIME MINISTER WALKS OUT OF THE COMMONS AS HE IS CALLED TO MAKE A STATEMENT:
GORDON BROWN INCONVENIENTLY TURNS AL GORE INTO THE WRONG ROOM. A BROOM CUPBOARD?
AND THE WINNER HAS TO BE THE CRAZY SMILE (AND JIGGING ABOUT) IN THE YOUTUBE BROADCAST ON EXPENSES: