Celebritweets: Deep Thoughts & Twitspiration

By Dana Flax

This week, celebrity thought leaders shared their deepest existential queries and core beliefs with the Twittersphere. Click through to get your weekly dose of the Twuth according to celebs, and then follow Wonderwall on Twitter for the latest in celebrity news and gossip.

"Do you hear the angels callin?" -- Diddy, forgetting that the universe's constituency of angels speak through the prophecy of Diddy exclusively

"This really rings true in my heart. 'Dreams are the touchstones of our character.'" -- Paula Abdul, whose heart is the curator of all things true -- and really awesome choreography -- in this world

"its ok to wait until ur ready to tell him you love him dont rush it and dont say it if you dont mean it love is a big word with big meaning!" -- Kelly Osbourne, whose Seventeen-style love advice also includes purchasing his and her Manic Panic bottles

"i will never understand why people attack for a laugh. own your beauty and don't listen to the judgement." -- Jessica Simpson, on how to block out all the noise, such as your English teacher's lesson on how to spell judgment

"I can choose to indulge in my frustrations or I can choose to create a habit of happiness. It's not easy but it's worth the fight." -- John Mayer, on his newly adopted strength of character, which hopefully doesn't include threatening to sodomize people

"If I retweet a tweet that has not been posted yet is that a pretweet?" -- Dane Cook, whose Twitter query sounds more like a Lil Wayne lyric than it makes sense

"Who drinks coffee before they fly? That's like washing your hands before you go to the bathroom." -- Pete Wentz, who can probably just telepathically read Jerry Seinfeld's deepest thoughts

"Would you be mad if yo girl cheated on you? Here's the catch WITH ANOTHER GIRL?" -- Soulja Boy, fleshing out show ideas for his new gig as executive producer of "The Maury Show"

"I'm not sure if i hate reality tv or not. But i think i do. Nicole and i will argue about this one forever." -- Joel Madden, on his core-shaking ambivalence over the subtle virtue of the "Real Housewives of Atlanta"

"Stop abusing the Earth and we will see that she has so much, much more to give us, and will." -- Yoko Ono, relating what she gleaned from a conversation with the Grandmother Willow character from "Pocahontas"

"Don't let someone else's ignorance take away your determination. You Were rejected ? get over it And keep moving forward with faith." -- LL Cool J, on how to move forward after being knocked out at the suggestion of someone's mama

"That fact that you can read these words on your screen. Means God kept you here another day. & That's always the first blessing of the day!" -- "Transformers" star Tyrese Gibson, who also counts silk blends and Michael Bay as some of God's many blessings

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single website." -- Rainn Wilson, showing Twitter what Lao-Tzu.0 is all about

"The upside of having 'ur girly times' is big boobies. That is if you're as flat chested as I am. Positive spin is very important to me" -- Pink, bringing the deep thoughts house down in an "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret"-style tweet

Who would play Margaret in the movie adaptation of the Judy Blume book?

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