History -- the channel formerly known as History Channel -- calls it the biggest production in its history.
It is the 12-part, 12-hour "America The Story of Us," which will debut next year.
The epic history lesson will explain how "key events, people and locations" are linked in U.S. history, the channel says.
History honcho Nancy Dubuc announced the program. She also went into hyperbolic mode, calling the program "not only the biggest project History has every undertaken -- it is THE definitive event of the genre, underlining History's ownership. This series is bigger than us, it is far broader than TV, and we are thrilled to embark on this journey."
How nice for you. Will viewers say the same thing?
A hopeful sign: The producer/director is Jane Root, a former president of Discovery Channel.
But that title ... could somebody work on that? It sure is awkward.