If Katelynn ever left RW: BK, we figured it’d be because Chet asked one too many questions about her new lady-parts. Turns out, the actual reasons have to do with money — or, in Katelynn’s case, a lack thereof. Check out these scenes from next Wednesday’s all-new episode and watch as Katelynn’s financial woes may force her to take her dilators and say buh-bye to the Brooklyn pad.

On tonight’s Real World: Brooklyn, Chet displayed an unrelenting fascination with Katelynn’s dilators. Not gonna lie, we were pretty intrigued by them as well, so we searched Google for some extra info (instead of say, shouting out a gazillion inappropes questions/comments/concerns with a big smirk on our face). Seemed like the obvious thing to do. But then again, we’re not Chet.

You tell us: Was our resident repressed virgin totally out of line for poking fun at Katelynn’s ‘medical stints’ (e.g. “Are they ribbed for her pleasure?”), or was his teasing all in good fun? Take the poll!

It’s not exactly dinner table talk, but that didn’t stop the chatter throughout the Real World: Brooklyn house tonight about Katelynn’s mysterious dilators. And while we seem to understand their purpose far better than Chet, we still had a few questions as to how these ‘medical stints’ are operated.

Luckily, Baya and Scott were on hand to share some insight about post-op trans tools, as well as Chet’s MTV audition flub. Behold Episode 9’s After World!

Let me tell you, my job might look as fun as playing in a huge bouncing castle with a thousand puppies covered in cotton candy, but it’s really had a huge effect on my TV watching habits. Since the beginning of my career hosting Detox, recapping Real World: Brooklyn has meant missing a TON of episodes of Lost. So, to honor the iconic television program that I don’t watch anymore because it isn’t on MTV, I had a ton of flashbacks in this recap. Fun!

First, I took a trip back in time to my first MTV News artist interview, which went swimmingly! (“Douche” is a compliment, right Kid Cudi? I thought so.) Then I went back even further to my first attempt at becoming a VJ, which was, like, WAY difficult. And finally, I flashed back to my first big photo shoot. For God’s sake, keep those buns in your pants, Babs! Yeesh.

Note to Chet-ster: Thanks for sending me that HILARIOUS dilator joke book! Don’t listen to anyone, the bow-tie/faux-hawk combo will work wonders for your VJ career. (It worked for me! *wink*)

T’was the night before Chet’s audition
And all through the BK house
The roommates were weighing in
On the propriety of Chet’s blouse

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On tonight’s Real World, Ryan dazzles the band Danger Radio — and gets the whole Brooklyn pad rockin’ –  by playing a dirty little ditty he wrote about his hometown. Sadly, the song contains zero references to the feminine hygiene products (”Tampon Songs” are SO cliché!) although Ryan DOES manage to skillfully weave in some pedophilia humor (you’re welcome!) and rhyme “frat boys” with “cat toys.” Overall, we’re impressed.

+ Want more? Tune in tonight at 10pm for an all-new episode of Real World: Brooklyn. It’s gonna be a hootenanny!

Eh, probably not. But if Chet the Mormon had his way, Devyn would be packed up and run outta town faster than you can say “Diva!” Hear why Chet thinks Devyn should skedaddle and what he plans to do with her empty bed if she ever DOES take her sink-clogging hair and go.

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Just roll over the screen and click on the faces/bodies of your favorite Real Worlders — as well as different areas of the house — to get all sorts of insider tidbits, plus exclusive pics and video. Tip: Click on the film clapper icon for a full list of fun content that can be found within the feature!

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You’d think beating the crap of a coffee table might seem like a sort of silly thing to do in retrospect. But not for JD! The angry-addled Real Worlder sez he has zero regrets about what went down in the family meeting, including the part where he took the house telephone and hurled it into the East River (”I took the initiative to get [Devyn] off the phone,” he explains). Well played, sir!

Sarah’s always been our favorite Real Worlder. (We know, we know, we’re supposed to like them all the same!) But she’s always seemed so caring, compassionate and (comparatively) normal that we couldn’t help but like her the best. Except in this week’s episode, when she was actually none of those things.

True, we’d have probably punched JD in the face for demanding that we reassure him every five minutes/apologize for smirking at his chore chart, but somehow, we expected more from Sarah, (who restrained herself from attacking her overly needy roomie but could not resist repeatedly throwing up her arms and shouting “I DON’T CARE!”).

Even more alarming? Ryan’s insistence that THIS Sarah (and not the cutesy/helpful/gravelly-voiced art therapist we know and love) was semi-responsible for every melodrama, awkward stare and crazy coffee table-smackdown in Real World: Brooklyn history!

+ Think Sarah’s just been putting on a “good girl” act for the cameras? Or is emotionally challenged Ryan just looking for somebody to blame? Take our poll and tell us how you REALLY feel!