The Top 10 Timewasters of 2008
I’ve wasted a lot of time this year. A heck of a lot of time. None of it can be accounted for. Not in real terms. None of it made me any money. It certainly didn’t win me any fans. And I don’t exactly feel like my exploits have increased my ability to appreciate fine art. Or a good cup of tea.
But I did end up with a nice case of carpal tunnel thanks to what is commonly referred to as ‘Guitar Hero claw’.
Yep, I’ve spent a lot of time doing pretty much nothing over the past 12 months. But holy hell it’s been a lot of fun. I’ve stolen cars, run hundreds of pedestrians over, blown up petrol stations, picked up prostitutes and driven on the wrong side of the road pretty much everywhere I go.
And that was just when I was playing Grand Theft Auto.
I’ve also seen a heck of a lot of concerts, watched a heap of movies, sat through a crap load of television (yep, some of it was pretty crappy - that’s you, Heroes) and did everything I could to make my eyes go square. I had to get a pair of new glasses made especially. Now I look like Short Circuit.