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Posted by: INNIT on Jul 23, 2008 at 10:03:31 AM

 

Do you remember this picture on MY-T that I posted in February 2008? (http://my.telegraph.co.uk/innit/blog/2008/02/08/werewolf_archbishop)

Were you one of the people who posted 114 comments on that blog in the link above?

I'm actually a criminologist, and the issue of ethics regarding what I did is being discussed here. If you have any opinions on this, please let me know here - or you can if you wish click on either of the above links and share them there. I intend using all this information for a forthcoming book entitled Bent Society.

So am I a Troll? Should I be banned from My-T? Was I unethical?

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Posted by: Diseverything on Jul 19, 2008 at 11:45:45 PM

 

George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No.' Then they said 'All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.'

George said, 'Okay.' He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' and he hung up.

Within five minutes,

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Posted by: The Bulletin on Jul 14, 2008 at 12:36:38 PM

 

As some day the MyT site may want its felons named,

I've got  a little list  - I've got a little list

Of serial offenders who might all be justly blamed,

And who never would be missed -  unless, of course, one's pissed!

There's proselytizing Jah Wibble a proper bugger he

Every bit as boring as Adrian used to be,

And Janus ever up in arms ‘bout changes he don't like,

And Bulletin with his foul mouth should surely take a hike;

Then there's foul Crablicker, his every comment hissed,

Unless one's very  pissed - they'd none of ‘em be missed.

 

(Chorus) They're all here on the list - They're all here on the list

                Unless one's very pissed - they'll

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Posted by: Ex-partie on Jun 20, 2008 at 06:09:17 PM

A Woman was out golfing one
day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful

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Posted by: NaomiM on Jun 20, 2008 at 01:39:14 AM

I decided to branch into modern art with this one:


Titled: Cedar belly button?

 

 

At four and a half inches it was a little too big for my knob collection,  ;)

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Posted by: The Bulletin on Jun 18, 2008 at 08:23:13 PM

Back in the late 60s and early 70s, it was the custom amongst usyoung, single fellows, when planning a party, to ring the local nurses' home to ensure there would be no unhealthy imbalance of the sexes at theforthcoming festivities. In our particular London suburb at that time most of the nurses "living in" were young Irish girls, all good Catholics, of course, who seldom missed mass on Sunday when sober. This
was in the days when nursing really was a "caring" profession and when on duty these fair (and some not so fair) Colleens were widely and deservedly regarded as "Angels". Off duty, however, they behaved more like nuns on their day off; hence their popularity at parties. To cut a long and often sordid story short: a good time was had by all.

It goes without saying that most of the

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Posted by: Bharesh Dedhia on Jun 18, 2008 at 02:07:26 PM

 


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Posted by: alfee on Jun 18, 2008 at 06:21:48 AM

Woman and baby go to the doctors. Doc's concerned about baby's weight and asks 

''Is he bottle or breastfed?''  Woman replies breast fed, so the doc asks her to strip

to the waist. He then pinches and sucks her nipples ,  & rubs both her tits for a while.

''No wonder the baby is under weight, you've got no milk''.  . ''I know''  says the woman,

I'm his Gran, but I'm glad I came!''

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Posted by: WW on Jun 18, 2008 at 04:03:03 AM

... an alternative to masturbation courtesy of the train operators???


An offer you cannot refuse?

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Posted by: neanderthaler on Jun 17, 2008 at 10:00:33 PM

I wish I could claim some originality for the new avatar, but the image was cribbed from a poster used by Irish NO campaigners. I have been caught up in a wave of emotion since the referendum victory of my plucky Southern brothers and sisters and am in my 'Irish Period' which may last up to less than a week. Many will recognise Father Jack Hackett from the RTE reality TV show 'Father Ted' (OK comedy show). I feel his character expresses much of the inner help ma boab and is one that many in Ireland can identify with (sentence ends with a preposition). The image was cleaned up for avatar clarity purposes.

The character was played Frank Kelly, who has not been well of late, we wish him a speedy recovery.


Father Jack Hackett

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