Ed Potton
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“DONE that!” I concluded after ticking Amsterdam off my Interail checklist in the early 1990s. Fun, pretty, but a bit one-note. Fifteen years on, it does indeed appear much the same.
Stag parties still stalk the red-light district in comedy headgear. Unionised prostitutes stare joylessly from behind their curtains. Shopkeepers laugh when you ask if they speak English. And a late-afternoon stroll down the Prinsengracht, the loveliest of the 165 canals, is heaven on earth.
But look closer, and you begin to realise that change is afoot. Some of the windows that once occupied ladies of the night have been given over to displays by fashion students.
The Indonesian restaurants have been joined by Argentine steakhouses, sushi joints and tapas bars. Even the coffee shops will have no-smoking sections when the cigarette ban comes in on June 1.
With VLM flying from London City airport in less than an hour, there's now more reason than ever to venture beyond the traditional cannabis and carnality into a city that feels as cosmopolitan as London, as arty as Berlin and as forward-thinking as Tokyo.
Nowhere is Amsterdam's resurgence more obvious than in the eastern docklands, which, unlike London's, are a short walk from the city centre and place as much emphasis on culture and hedonism as they do on commerce.
A futuristic waterside cityscape through which cyclists glide incongruously on machines straight out of Mary Poppins, this is 21st-century regeneration with a quirky, parochial twist. An appropriately esoteric base is the Lloyd Hotel, a converted borstal overlooking the steel-blue River Ij, which is only a short tram ride from Central Station, the city's transport hub.
Jamie Oliver has cottoned on to the docklands' cachet, establishing the Dutch outpost of his Fifteen restaurant in a choice riverfront location near by. His policy of employing former young offenders seems to chime with Dutch sensibilities - perhaps one of the earnest lads preparing my fig and Parma ham salad was an inmate of the Lloyd before its refit?
Everywhere there is space, light and expanses of water, criss-crossed by eccentric bridges. Nemo, a children's science museum, rises out of the Oosterdok like a blue-green galleon; opposite is the gleaming white Centrale Bibliotheek, the largest library in Europe, full of funky sculptures. Next door is CS, a temple to art, food, drink and all-night clubbing.
Amsterdam clubland is in rude health - the city even has its own nightlife mayor, Chiel Van Zelst, who holds court over a beer on Friday nights at his Chiellerie gallery on Raamgracht.
It would be remiss not to take to the water at least once in this most nautical of metropolises, so ride the free ferry from Central Station to NDSM, a shipping yard art complex complete with quayside restaurant. “It's just like Hackney,” said my girlfriend - but where in E8 could you watch coots cavort beside a huge rusting submarine from the comfort of your brunch table?
Need to know
VLM Airlines (0871 666 5050, www.flyvlm.com) offers 12 return flights every weekday from London City to Amsterdam, with daily services on Saturdays and five flights every Sunday. Prices start at £90.30 return.
The Lloyd Hotel (00 31 20 561 3604, www.lloydhotel.com) has doubles from £82.
Where to go on the hip trail
Stay
Marketing itself as a “hotel and cultural embassy” - there was a Bulgarian crafts exhibition when we stayed - the Lloyd has an eccentric variety of rooms, from one-star cells to five-star palaces. On the banks of the River Ij, it's an ideal base for exploring the eastern docklands. Oostelijke Handelskade 34 (00 31 20 561 3604, www.lloydhotel.com).
Eat
De Kas, an organic restaurant sited in a converted 1920s greenhouse, enjoys a deserved reputation as a culinary oasis. You get what you're given, which generally includes three small starters, a free-range main and an indulgent dessert, although you can supplement them with a cracking international wine list. Kamerlingh Onneslaan 3 (00 31 20 462 4562, www.restaurantdekas.nl).
See
A city of culture crammed into one 1960s tower block, the CS is the temporary home of the Stedelijk Museum of Modern Art, whose collections include pieces by Picasso, Matisse and Warhol. After dark, take the lift up to 11, a restaurant-bar-club with stupendous views. Oosterdockskade 3-5 (00 31 20 625 5999, www.ilove11.com).
Drink
Churchill, Chagall and generations of freemasons have patronised Wijnand Fockink, a 17th-century proeflokaal (tasting house), which is invariably crammed with a crowd of locals and intrepid tourists sampling the local jenever gin. The menu is almost as head-spinning as the firewater, with splendidly monikered jenevers such as Parrot Soup and Bridal Tears. Pijlsteeg 31 (00 31 20 639 2695, www.wynand-fockink.nl).
Amsterdam's fashion trail
BETWEEN the lush Vondelpark and the neon-clad Leidseplein lies a mesh of streets known as the Fashion District. What it lacks in canals, this small area - centred on Pieter Cornelisz Hoofstraat, Amsterdam's answer to Bond Street - more than makes up for in style. Drop your bags at the Roemer (00 31 20 515 0455, www.vondelhotels.com), a cosy boutique hotel, and gear up the plastic for a serious assault.
Around the corner lies PC Hoofstraat, where designer names such as Gucci, Dior and Chanel jostle for space with quirky Dutch boutiques. Blokes will love Boutique (no 47), specialising in boy's toys and For Our Friends (no 142), which mixes denim and trainers with gadgets and toys. Bits and Pieces (no 22) and Azzurro Due (138) mix new designers with established names such as Clements Ribeiro and Stella McCartney. Stop for coffee, lunch or a restorative glass at Patou (no 63, 00 31 20 676 032, www.patou.nu), a laid-back bistro that does a nice line in big salads.
Don't be put off by the busy feel of neighbouring Van Baerlestraat - there are gems to be found here, including the city's hippest jeweller, Ace & Dik (no 46) and more affordable fashion at Linhard (no 50).
If your feet are weary, take the stress out of supper by heading to Joost (00 31 20 515 0455, www.hotelvondel.nl), two minutes' walk from the Roemer. The restaurant is housed in its sister hotel, the Vondel, and offers sleek modern dishes.
Annabelle Thorpe
I'm not sure why one would want to fly from London to Amsterdam. St Pancras to Amsterdam Centraal, via Brussels, takes 6 or 7 hours, with seven departures a day (five at weekends) and a return ticket is cheaper than your one-way flight if booking ahead. Given the extra travel for most travellers to get to City Airport, plus the additional check-in and baggage collection time, the real time saving from flying is minimal. I've made this journey three times over the last few years, and can thoroughly recommend it. seat61.com has details on this journey as well as the overnight ferry from Harwich.
Philip Howard, Croydon, UK
For some time now there have been good reasons beyond cannabis and carnality to go to Amsterdam. Jamie Oliver is not one of them
Chris, Horsham, UK