New Diet Book
Well, it's that size of jeans again. Time to shed just a few pounds to return to my favorite jeans, not the "Warning! Warning" pair. Despising exercise, I prefer to play instead. I am trying a MyFitnessPal app. It amuses me, at the very least. However, if I choose not to change shape, I get rewarded with new fat clothes. This has inspired me to write a book, "New Clothes Now!". Chapter 1 begins by disparaging the idea of buying anything in a size you don't want to be. Chapter 2 encourages you to purchase the clothes as you wish to be. Chapter 3 simply explains how you have to wear them, even when you're too big, as a personal, social pressure to make them fit soon. Chapter 4 only contains pictures of people in Wal-Mart, wearing disgustingly too small clothing. Chapter 5 offers a removable vomit bag from looking at some of the previous chapter's photos. Chapter 6 restates the idea of often buying clothes as a reward for being the right size and not buying them for being the wrong size. Pardon me for not writing too long here; I need to go explain to my dear husband how it's time to go shopping every 1st of the month for new clothes, from now on, unless he wants me to become fat.