Ghetto Pass Excess
The Ghetto Chinese Spot (GCS) is a culinary institution that transcends race, cultures, and partisan politics. If you need cheap (Go Democrats!!), like your Chinese highly Americanized (Go Lucy Liu!!), or could go for a nap (Go 'Itis!!), this Shangri-la of trans fat is your target destination. Feed your family of five, and put them to bed all for $10 or less.So look for that today, and every Thurs. going forward.
There's always excess with these things, so here was a section that I cut:
I mentioned the GCS transcends race. This means everyone is welcome, but it doesn’t mean everyone is treated the same. Here’s a handy greetings-demographic guide so you know what to expect:
- White Male/Female: “Hello, how are you, may I take your order.”
- Black Male/Female: “Hi.” *look of cautious consternation
- Black male age 15-19: “We don’t want no trouble, you get food, but you no eat here!”
- Asian Male/Female: Unintelligible language. Possibly Chinese.
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